I got no women skills
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- strabley
Yeah so i just tried to talk to this new girl here at work, shes training in my friends cube so i go to get some water from him, hes not there and shes chilling reading abook. So i getting my water, and say 'man you look bored', she was, we smiles laughed bit, my water glass was full, i smile she smiled, i walked back to my cube. didn introduce myself, all while my friend walks by and gives me a thumbs up cause hes the one that told me to go talk to her. so do i go back for more water in a bit and try again, or do i just sit here bitching bout women and shitty designers????
BTW 2advanced still fucking sucks.
- Mimio0
Go ask her to get some coffee with you.
- kbags0
You sit still for now and work the slow game. The chumps always get shot down first.
And stop doubting yourself, pull out the jedi mind shit and make her yours. But not on the first day of school.
- mayo0
um, you gotta at least introduce yourself. It makes it a lot easier when she's saying stuff like, "Mr. Drinks-A-Lot-Of-Water, may i borrow your stapler?"
- tfsmag0
ask her "anal or oral?" that's always a good ice breaker
- JazX0
ohh man
- strabley0
if she answers 'both' then im in!
- mayo0
Oh, and i agree with kbags. I've never been asked out at work, but if it were my first day, i would totally think it's because i'm the fresh meat.
- kbags0
"Mr. Drinks-A-Lot-Of-Wate r, may i borrow your stapler?"
If she says that, you're TOTALLY in.
- jevad0
ask her if she likes mysoginistic patriarchial males - if she says yes you're in dude!
- JazX0
it's true, take it slow, but you are going to want to tell her your name or ask her her name. Vice Versa and you can be goofy and shy about it. A lot of times girls go for that schtick so don't get nervous about it.
- ganon0
introduce yourself with an "unzip"....
- tfsmag0
next time you go to her desk walk over ther with your wang hanging out of your zipper...
if she runs away it was never meant to be.
if she stays she's yours forever.
it worked for me!
- dave_bxcr0
find out if she's had a show-around the office if not the task is upon you
helloooow baby : )
- k0na_an0k0
dude. if you walk by again and she's still reading speak kinda soft as to knowone will hear and say
'do me'
nah... kidding... say
'hey, i'm going to go kill some time and get a coffee. would you care to come along?'
- Tara0
don't go over there again today. tomorrow introduce yourself but play it cool man-you'll see her everyday so no need to rush
- tara|gee0
put chcolate candy bait on your desk
- tfsmag0
SHOW HER YOUR WANG DON'T LISTEN TO THE GIRLS!
- tara|gee0
put chocolate on your wang
- k0na_an0k0
go talk to her now.
do it.
do it.
DO IT.
*starsky undercover old guy voice
- tfsmag0
what tara|g33 said...
p;ut chocolate on it and make your move!