I got no women skills
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- 3rror4040
tell her ur a plumber and u can plumb her all she wants;)
- grayhood0
NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!
- strabley0
allright i just went over and said i was sorry, but i fogot to put the olde cock away. so i dont think she though i was sincere. what to do? what to do?!
- tfsmag0
do tha helicopter and recite a poem while you're doing it......
fyi: the helicopter is when you make your weenie spin like the blade on a helicopter by swiveling your hips.
- strabley0
lmfao, i know what that is but i just pictured myself doing that and knocking something over. i choked on my water, which is now empty so i should go get some more, but i leave work in the next 10 so fuck it.
- grayhood0
don't you have to pee yet, you have really been hittin the H2O hard today.
- stewart0
you can drink 10 liters of water max.
- strabley0
i drink about 96oz a day, a big 32oz soda cup 3 times a day, i pee hella bad when i get home, but all the pressure helpes clean the toilet. so double score with that one.
- stewart0
ehm, i'm in Europe and it is late.
what is 100 oz in liters?
- strabley0
definalty not 10...
it burns when i pee
- tfsmag0
if newstoday had buddy lists i'd add strabley.
stick it in her ear dude! she can't ignore you then!
- Gilt0010
I'm a thread lurker so far...
but wouldn't that be hilarious if she decided to jump on the old interweb and surf to her fav design site "Newstoday". Say you're sittin' in your cube and you hear the chime from the next cubicle. I bet you'd lose those 96oz of water real quick like...
- dave_bxcr0
fun thread ha!
- Gilt0010
I'm in the same situation as you strabley, but in my case, it's a girl in my class.
Nothing like black hair, blue eyes, low-rise jeans and a spiked belt... Yuuuuhhh-uhm!!
- strabley0
im hippydan83 at home and sgistudio at work
and badmothafucka all week long
- strabley0
fucken eh brother, i like the darker gals, for some reason i like the bitchier ones too, dont know why.
- Gilt0010
This girl seems sweet as pie, but I have a feelin' that if she got a couple of drinks in her, she'd be kickin' frat boys in the nutz while belting out lines from dead kennedy's songs...
makes my blood boil!
Good luck tomorrow strab, keep us updated!