I got no women skills
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- tfsmag0
oh it's a forty! damn you do have big hands!
- kbags0
...muthafuckin' crazy horse'll do.
At 16, any beer is good beer.
- grayhood0
dear strabley,
we usually have pleant of pie at our orgies, and punches too for that matter. as of right now our orgies are members only, however if you would like to the join the NTNC i can speak to tfsmag and arange a trial for you.your truly,
grayhood
(co-founder, costume designer, PR rep NTNC)
- zedvox0
There is no such thing as a good beer. HA!
and strabley
just bring the chick a 40oz of mickey's and she will be yours forever and eva
- Donvitoviti0
"There is no such thing as a good beer. HA!"
Then you must never have had real beer.
- tfsmag0
dear NTNC,
we need someone for young strabley to square off against for his ninja trials. who is game?
yours in ninjaness,
tfsmag
(co-founder, orgy arranger, time-space rift closer NTNC)
- tara|gee0
lol see? i tolt u
- zedvox0
no all the beers had been real..hmm bud light is real right?
- strabley0
dear NTNC,
I am writing to inform you of my design to join your elite club. Many of the skills i posses far exceed what i have seen from other such clubs and think they would make a valued edition to you and yours.
Sincerely
Strabley (aka 'Tha Tounge')
- Gorbie0
real enough to make me vomit.
- Donvitoviti0
bud light is like drinking your moms piss.
Get some Real Beer.
Guiness, Fat Tire, Downtown Brown.Remember .. if you can see through the beer, it really is just piss.
- gekkokid0
i use to have women skills but partying - 1/2 oz green each day and a few beans all the time - lost me my soul and my abundance of lady skills
- sputnik0
i found a bar last friday that has mickey's on tap. and hamm's! woohoo!
- Donvitoviti0
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- sputnik0
hey we've brewed a fat tire clone at home. it was smooooove.
- Gorbie0
wait that's no tap!
that's a ________!
- zedvox0
oh you beer nazi's!!!!
pfffffffft*drinks non-alcoholic becks*
- tfsmag0
dear strabley,
the first step in your application is to make a kick-ass ninja character like this one
. you may use this page to construct it http://images.southparkstudios.c…once you have done this please submit it to us and we will set up your trial. photoshop alteration of your character is encouraged. it is also encouraged if you want to make your character kill someone like jox such as i have done here at
your buddy,
tfsmag
(co-founder, time-space rift creator, bitch-slap hander outer NTNC)
- sputnik0
guinness. mmmmm.
- cinder0
I dunno about you, but I kinda usually like to find something out about a girl before i straight creepy-toucher-coworker-style ask her out in her first week of her new job
Ask her about herself, where she came from, etc
especially ask her if she liked it - because you can tell a lot about someone by how they complain.