I got no women skills
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- swollenelbow0
taratara said it best, play it cool don't rush, you'll get some in the end...
- strabley0
lol that shit remidns me of my best friend, he would get naked for no reason, sounds creepy and gross, which it was, but also funny at the same time. one time he hid naked under neath a garbage can while we had a party and then jumped out. i about shit i laughed so hard, it was still uncalled for and disturbing but i guess if your really offended by it you coulda fucked off and shouldnt have been there in the first place.
- grayhood0
* grayhood's penis deftly dodges tfsmag's flyswatter swats, having grown used to his violent streek in the face of unabashed sexuality.
- Gorbie0
you'll get some in the end...
which end is still up in the air....
holy horrible puns batman!
- k0na_an0k0
ba dum bum t-sh.
- swollenelbow0
hahah gorbie, i set'em up you knock'em down!
- strabley0
cornier than a bag a fritos
- Gorbie0
thank you, thank you...
i'll be here all week.
seriously i will.
- iDp0
Stray, just accidentally knock something over with your freakishly huge hands and mumble something like 'my fucking hands are so huge, always doing that'. Girls know what big hands mean, you'll be in! ;)
- lilbabyarm0
dude. just stay in your cubicle.
the girl can smell your desperation a mile a way. You told her she looks bored? She was reading a book for crissakes. that's not boredom, that means she has a brain... that's not good for you.
- strabley0
no its completely dead here, every is sitting around bitching about how bad it is today
- lilbabyarm0
do yourself a favor and don't complain about how dead it is there. just keep to yourself. establish some mistique. have fun on your own. you wreak of desperation...
- tara|gee0
big hands = big gloves?
- Mimio0
big hands = freakishly small everything else.
- strabley0
big hands and size 13 shoes. it bette be proportinal or ill just look silly
- tfsmag0
don't listent to these fools.... the wang hanging out of teh zipper is teh only way!
- strabley0
its out and flapping in the wind, wish me luck!
- tfsmag0
you go!
- strabley0
ok, so the whole hanging my cock out thing didn't work, in fact i think i may have come one too strong, should i go apologize?
- k0na_an0k0
do it again. it might work this time.