I got no women skills
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- Tara0
TaraGee had the best idea. bring salty snacks, chocolate and candy. girls love either one or all of these. she won't be able to stay away!
- tara|gee0
lol then i guess it WOULD be sweet and salty - ok i gotta go now
- mitsu0
follow these easy steps:
then pour some water in a small dixie cup. continue pouring it until it's overflowing all the while looking over at here smiling and repeating "gawd i love water"
- kbags0
*As previously unveiled on the now-vintage Ben Stiller Show.
- tfsmag0
PPOUR WATTER ON YOUR WANG!
- JazX0
on that note, go up to here and say, hey baby let's sleep together and see what she says. ;)
- kbags0
er, the "DO-IT" voice, that is. I'm playing catch-up here...hot thread!
Must be the sexual chocolate.
- jox0
Accidentally spill your next glass of water on her as you pass by. That way you'll be a gentleman because you would insist on helping her wipe it off with your hands. Also, you'll get to touch her ( . ) ( . )
- tfsmag0
JOX IS A PUSSY, PUT YOUR WANG IN A GLASS OF WATER AND SET IT ON YOUR DESK... YOU CAN'T LOSE!
- jox0
I just like to do things with a more "hands-on" approach.
- tara|gee0
lol did u guys see that curb your enthusiasm>??? LOL
- strabley0
ok so i had to go over to another guys desk to fix an ftp logon thing, but i noticed her chekcing me out a bit. but then i was talking to the original guy and he made me laugh and a little spit came out of my mouth, so i ruined today. but for your knowelege my wang is made of chocolate and its like one of those sponges in the pill form, i have to soak it in water til it gets really big. so you're all right
- strabley0
i actually have to give his wife some of my old art books tommorrow so ill be over there again. but if she comes by my desk today ill be editing photos of my newborn nephew and we all know how chicks dig babies.
- k0na_an0k0
chicx like guys who spit. do it more often.
oh, and grow your hair to a mullet.
- k0na_an0k0
i like eating babies.
- strabley0
i need to get a hair cut today cause im getting a baby mullet
- k0na_an0k0
dude. seriously you know what chicks like. guys with really short hair.
i just shaved mine and at least once a day a girl rubs my head.
- mrdobolina0
no doubt kona.
- tfsmag0
dude i get hit on more when my hair is long... but that's prolly cuz i have a huge ass head and short hair makes my head look bigger than normal :(
- pooch0
having a huge ass head should cause any problem...... oh that head.
my bad. yeah that' sucks.