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  • Ianbolton7

    i love how we have a whole thread constantly ripping the shit out of Donald Trump, but the probability of him being president AGAIN is actually quite damning of where we're at right now. What the fuck is going on in the world as this morning I was driving to work and the live radio phone in was discussing whether we're likely to be conscripted to go to war. Whether we should all stand up and fight like our fathers and grandfathers. We should support our countries. We should show some backbone and fight for our fellow countrymen. For our freedom.

    I was like, wtf is actually going on?

    • They have been pushing us into a war for years, nothing new...OBBTKN
    • I think the problem is thinking that the arguments that Trump is a clown and a nazi are serious political arguments.palimpsest
    • There are more and more rumours that a major war will start within a month.pablo28
    • The "long-awaited" WW3, perhaps?pablo28
    • We wanted more expert opinions in the media so the expert on UK army, the UK's army chief says more army. The expert on Trump, Donald Trump says more Trump.kingsteven
    • "live radio phone" - there's your problem.Fax_Benson
    • *phone-in. Twitter with sound.Fax_Benson
    • ye tell me, what the fuck is going on in the states?milfhunter
    • People are selfish, short-sighted, willfully ignorant, and quite frankly... dumb. Add a dash of “don’t tread on me” then anything “liberal” becomes weak.imbecile
    • Trump had no interest in starting wars like all the other presidents because he's not tied to the war machine that profits billions off warnewcunt
    • And you dumb fucking brainwashed cunts hate him simply because the TV told you to. Wtf is going on indeed...newcunt
    • habits are hard to break...depattern is an artform not easy achieve. on micro and macro levels of society..neverscared
    • If they give Donnie boy and his brood a cut of the war machine profits, he’ll be in a tank Dukakis style in a heartbeat_niko
    • Sweden's military ghouls have been whistling about war recently and our 'Total Defence' strategy. no country is worth dying for, especially this fucking dungeonface_melter
    • well, no Western country.face_melter
    • He stepped on toilet paper.
      Bwahaha.
      palimpsest
    • None of use will be marching into war.
      I'll take bets.
      palimpsest
    • you mean us geezers on QBN?_niko
    • Yes, us Chicken Lil's or our Chicken Lil kin.palimpsest
    • @face_melter No-one is forcing you to stay in Sweden, right?Continuity
    • lol newcunt you fucking idiotmonospaced
    • lol intelligent argument there you mindless fucking empty headed half wit brainwashed cunt.newcunt
    • Those were definitely words, no doubt about it.palimpsest
    • oh hey set is back! they finally let him out!pango
    • some of us have been familiar with the old cunt Trump's behavior WAY before he was president, new cunts are just getting to know him...who's brainwashed again?!whatthefunk
    • fuckin' centrists. pfft.Nairn
    • I thought between G5 and The New World Order Cabal killed Set?utopian
    • It’s so funny when a trump supporter calls someone else brainwashed. Fucking idiots.monospaced
    • But calling them idiots doesn’t help any of us. These are some crazy times and by the looks of it the idiots are actually winningIanbolton
    • The idiots are definitely winning. And I'm no trump supporter. That's the low level binary thinking at play. This is or thatnewcunt
    • if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck.pango
    • It must be a rodent.palimpsest
  • mg332

    Not sure how this suddenly turned on or got activated, but I just discovered the "Allow your pointer and keyboard to move between any nearby Mac or iPad" feature.

    In my home setup, I have 2 monitors. Left is connected to my Mac mini, right is connected to my work MBP, and I can go dual monitor on both. I always have two keyboards and two mice out on my desk.

    Pretty nice how I can go down to one. Thank you, Tim Apple.

    • its greatkingsteven
    • a weird one i noticed recently if you put a tiny gap between monitors in displays it still lets you move between monitors if you move the mouse quicklykingsteven
    • i have a small monitor below my main monitor, can still use the dock at the bottom of the big monitor or bash through to the monitor belowkingsteven
    • idk how long thats been a feature but it works so wellkingsteven
    • How would it know how far apart monitors are though? How is that even a factor in this?mg33
    • yeah not really a factor, the monitors don't appear the correct size anyway
      https://i.imgur.com/…
      kingsteven
    • https://i.imgur.com/…

      lol
      kingsteven
  • OBBTKN0

    I have to confess... I love it, and friends tell me that I am good at illustrating, cooking, designing, "talking at" women...

    But, I would give up ALL that, to know how to play the trumpet well!!

    Goosh, to be CAKE's trumpet, yes, that's what I want!!

    • And, I'm serious... A bit drunk, but serious ;)OBBTKN
    • FOLLOW YOUR DREAM! YOU CAN DO IT!pango
  • kingsteven12

    Dreamt i kept accidentally linking my body parts to after effects layers rather than the character i was animating. Every time i pressed play my arms would flail around painfully hitting the desk and launching the mouse across the room. I was going through frantically deselecting like "Steven-Leg" from the wee menu. Woke up in a cold sweat and had the longest piss of my life.

    • short movie materialmilfhunter
    • Yes, excellent short idea about the dangers of taking work home with you.shellie
    • Signs of you needing to take more breaks. I used to have dreams where something is annoying me and I think: "Ripple, Trim or Razor?".garbage
  • OBBTKN6

    Lately I have the habit of calling my wife MOTHER, when I talk about her with my daughters... like a mainframe in a sci-fi movie.

    MOTHER is home soon girls!!

    I think the hundreds of comics and books I read have left their mark on my battered brain, lol.

    • DAD aproves.uan
    • Use the diminutive, problem solved.palimpsest
    • "You have 15 minutes to reach minimum safe distance," is my favourite MOTHER quote. (Aliens)i_monk
    • I call my wife Momma around the kids... way less creepy/ kinda sexy.BK
    • Mike Pence approves.Akagiyama
    • You should always say the word like Danzig sang itd_gitale
  • d_gitale12

    Roofing starts tomorrow


    • looks sweatyhans_glib
    • nice!YakuZoku
    • mosquito coastmisterhow
    • Wow. Is there a Thai word for bayou? Also I'd totally live there.garbage
    • Fuck yes - Good luck! Please post more progress photos, if only so I can feel even more envious.Nairn
    • How often do you encounter venomous snakes? And what kinds?utopian
    • I was worried about mosquitoes but have been there many times at dusk and dawn. Surprisingly I have seen very few. Maybe because of the breeze, the sea is onlyd_gitale
    • 2.5km away. And there are a lot fish in the ponds eating all larved_gitale
    • @utopian King Cobra, Malaysian Pit Viper, Banded Krait are all domestic species. Yet to see any snakes there. But I have seen a few harmless and venomous onesd_gitale
    • In more urban areas, outskirts of bkkd_gitale
    • All doors and windows will have flyscreens of coursed_gitale
    • Fishing video requestgarbage
    • Have you done tests with light at night?Miesfan
    • Regarding bugs ? It is definitely wise to have a bright light away from the house to lure them away. Mainly flying ants, mosquitos are not attracted by lightd_gitale
    • Go redneck and get a zapper. Mosquitos mostly go for your smell, but it will kill the others.garbage
    • Flyscreens, blacklight traps, zappers, mosquito net over the bed. All sorted :)d_gitale
    • haha, respectgarbage
    • Nice! I have family in BKK. Where are you building?a_aachen
    • Rayong provinced_gitale
    • Great! Been there a few times. Nice spots there. All the best for the building process!a_aachen
    • Thank you !d_gitale
    • I am truly happy for you.
      And at the same time I'm happy that it's not me.
      Nothing but love.
      palimpsest
    • Lold_gitale
    • Wow super cool!stoplying
  • SimonFFM2

    Are there QBN people living in Portugal? Currently thinking of moving there.

    • I think Projectile is still there. Oey is no longer there but can give you info. And last but not least: shapesalad!palimpsest
    • thought SS was in UKpango
    • @SimonFFM ask me anything you want or you can even ask comparatively to Germany specific things.oey_oey
    • I don't know if I can answer all your questions but I will do it gladlyoey_oey
    • I will write you an email later so you can write me freely and just ask.oey_oey
    • but for the record just let me say this, if you have patience for bureaucracy and if you can afford private health insurance then great choiceoey_oey
    • and get used to "it's just 5 minutes" meaning actually half an hour.oey_oey
    • I'm here, what do you want to know?dmay
    • @dmay: Thinking about the same area of PT that you are in. Questions will come up once I have been there.SimonFFM
    • @oey_oey I am not that far with insurances yet. German people aren't on time either, so I don't mind.SimonFFM
    • @SimonFFM Ok, glad to helpdmay
    • Bruce Henderson, former creative director at Agency.com/ogilvy/et... lives there nowriteshpatel
    • Simon, don’t ask me anything. I’ve never been there and don’t know shit.HijoDMaite
    • LOL, what a CLINT!palimpsest
  • Gardener5

    Saw this mag in the newsagents this morning, I wondered just who this is targeted at, teenage girls obsessed with Last Of Us, middle aged ladies with a thing about Narcos? It's quite unusual to see a 48 year old bloke honoured with a fan mag along with 7 FREE GIFTS (forgot to check just what they might be) but hey, "You Can Call Him Daddy".

  • Morning_star-2

    Things your kids say #2345

    On completion of the latest episode of True Detective: Night Country, Morning_star junior remarked...

    "It's like a counterfeit Rolex. It may look like True Detective but everyone knows it's not the real thing"

    I reluctantly agreed.

    • is it quite far removed from the original?Ianbolton
    • There are only 2 episodes so far and I may be being completely unfair BUT the characters are lacking intrigue and charisma. The series...Morning_star
    • ...is meant to connect in some way to season 1. So far we've seen the spiral graphic several times and the Tuttle name has been mentioned. I will keep...Morning_star
    • ...watching but the depths of character we experienced in season 1 and 3 just haven't materialised yet.Morning_star
    • I can't watch it, those cheek piercings make me want to vom.i_monk
    • I finished season 1 for the second time last night. It's some of the best TV i've ever seen. Expecting that to be topped is expecting a lot.Ianbolton
  • pockets5

    what are you up to qbn... ?

  • Wordsworth4

    I like using the word Twat. That's it, you twat.

  • imbecile6

    I used this for the first time today. very good. much impressed.

    • What is that?monospaced
    • for puppy paws... we got one last year to quickly get the salt out of our pup's paws in the winter—big chunks get stuck in her little pads and makes her limp :(PonyBoy
    • https://www.amazon.c… compared to time i've spent cleaning paws with a wet towel, this immediately cleaned them so much better.imbecile
    • Fascinating and I bet super useful.monospaced
    • What else are you using it for?NBQ00
    • someone, somewhere, will put their dick in thisGardener
    • Imbecile is cleaning his pp...aws with this.NBQ00
    • I. Saw hole.
      II. Read "NUTBUSTER".
      III. Left QBN.
      IV. Returned for further inspection.
      V. Lol'd.
      ideaist
    • i can afford a fleshlight, nbq. don't you worry. much more enjoyable than your motherimbecile
    • YES, for puppy paws, but it was never specified on the use! hmmmmmhydro74
    • hydro74, it's specified. you just have to read :)imbecile
    • LOL @ ideaistutopian
    • Maybe i thought Paws was your pet name for your wiener... I call mine Sand Worm of Dune.

      haha
      hydro74
    • LOL.. i was thinking QBN all of a sudden became much more transparent about our sexual proclivitiesautoflavour
    • Oh my god. I fucking wish I knew about this years ago. Sadly my last dog is about to die, so I won't have use for it in a week or so.garbage
    • you can always.... keep it for yourselfpango
    • haha, no need. I always take my shoes off when I come inside.garbage
    • double purpose?milfhunter
  • PonyBoy4

    The FBI needs one of us in Philly:

    https://apply.fbijobs.gov/psc/ps…

    "Special Agent Utopian" ?

    • search 'Multimedia Specialist' on that pagePonyBoy
    • Application sent via faxutopian
  • face_melter2

    Diamanda Galás smoking grass, watching Vic and Bob act the arse.

  • YakuZoku14

    I just found out I'm losing my job in March.

    In March I turn 50. Fuck...

    What are the cool kids using to find permanent jobs these days?

    • Self Employment.BabySnakes
    • sorry to hear that manHAL9001
    • Fuck, that blows ass!
      Sorry to hear Mono.
      utopian
    • mono?

      oh, sorry to hear. Was it because of AI?
      NBQ00
    • LinkedIn is working pretty well for me. I'm 48.ApeRobot
    • Utop is wrong, he was known as molderoOBBTKN
    • Very sorry man :(, hope you have luck in job hunting, best!OBBTKN
    • happy birthday!
      what a bummer,, sorry to hear, but i'm sure there's plenty of other opportunities out there. network.
      hans_glib
    • Start a foodtruckmilfhunter
    • :-( Sorry to hear. Wish you the best luck finding something that suits you.oey_oey
    • but shit news! Stay positive!milfhunter
    • If you're in design agency / freelancing world I'd suggest getting out. Get a job with a tech company. Better work/life balance.microkorg
    • and feels like more respect for your 'worth' and experience.microkorg
    • Sorry to hear that bro.Ramanisky2
    • Cunts! Good luck, homeboy.Nairn
    • Positives: you have a few months of warning, you’re experienced, etc.

      Negatives: Ageism (I'm dealing with it at 40!), competitive market, etc.
      ideaist
    • that's shitty, moldy... been there (am there) <3PonyBoy
    • thanks fellasYakuZoku
    • Indeed. Creative recruiter? Sorry to hear man, that sucksstoplying
    • Sterkte. That's tough.skinny_puppy
    • Sorry to hear. Chin up. You got the experience the youngsters don't. You'll land something suitable for you. Good luck!Krassy
    • I know there's more important things, but get Moldy's name right. Good luck going forward.garbage
    • Sorry to hear that. I worry about losing my job all the time. My company had layoffs in November after warning us in January. I was a basket case. Best of luck.CyBrainX
    • Ugh. Sorry to hear about this, moldy. Sending you good vibes to help you get out of this quickly.Continuity
    • Thanks guys

      I love you all!
      YakuZoku
    • Keep us posted moldyRamanisky2
    • will do! :)YakuZoku
    • Uggh, that sucks! Best of luck dude. And echo what everyone else has already said here!lvl_13
  • cherub2

    I found a gray hair on my nutsack.

    How can life be so cruel?

    • pluck before you fuckautoflavour
    • Lick it before you kick it, also.ideaist
    • pull before your drop a bull.utopian
    • ^lol @ commentsYakuZoku
    • get rid of the hair, or someone will starejagara
    • A Wilde Gray. Go punch your painter.garbage
    • I hace been pulling off dozens from my chestmaquito
    • Found two in my eyebrow the other day.i_monk
    • For every gray hair you pull, two of his friends come to the funeral.bezoar
    • That's not how hair worksi_monk
    • When I was in college I developed a massive patch of white hair right in front, and on my nape.garbage
    • Deadly convinced that some roommate was dying my hair when I slept as a prank. Turns out spending all of your time in studios and darkrooms..garbage
    • ..can lead to melanin starvation, ie poliosis. Luckily I figured that out before I threw a wad of gum in the supposed culprit's hair.garbage
  • face_melter0

    Grimes, eating limes with mimes, wanks a tramp for dimes to fund her war crimes.

  • jagara3

    When I once in a while have specialty coffee at some enthusiast-run place, I find myself not necessarily enjoying a brew looking like weak tea, with taste notes of flowery beef broth cereal or whatever.

    I guess I'm a man of simple tastes, to the point where I just like my coffee to be coffee flavored.

    You do you.

    • It's it too acidic for you?palimpsest
    • No, more the flowery beef broth cereal partjagara
    • That's a new flavor profile for me. They rotate baristas often at my local spot. I've noticed that the last two times (same new barista)
      ...
      palimpsest
    • ... had made the coffee highly acidic with an unpleasant mushroom funk aftertaste.
      I'll give it another try when they change her.
      palimpsest
    • Or maybe it's signs I'm getting old and mushroom flavoured coffee is the latest craze.palimpsest
    • And then I went home, made myself a pour over with some higher end medium roast supermarket stuff (Lavazza probably). It tasted great.jagara
    • I don’t want to be entertained. I just want what a casual coffee drinker calls a really good cup of coffee.jagara
    • Also, those weak tea looking brews. What is that.jagara
    • One of my best friends started a coffee business. Went to several Central American countries to meet the farmers and build relations.garbage
    • Built a roasting facility, and I think they have 3 locations now. Won some awards. He is absolutely pissed when I'm all "Yeah, I just want a Red Bull".garbage
    • Hahaha :)jagara
  • PhanLo1

    Youtube really seems to want me to care about the Katt Williams controversy. Didn't need him to inform me that Kevin Hart makes shit movies.

    • The P-Diddlers stuff actually seems pretty mental about him wanting to shag everyone including Jamie Foxx. Mad stylesPhanLo
  • autoflavour4

    I laughed louder than i should have..