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- since19790
Happy Bday, Jesus
You were a chill dude
- freedom2
- people still use those...pango
- I had one with a broken lock, worked greatrobotron3k
- Will be buying one off these when I buy my 1969 beetle soon.shellie
- I have an old one with a broken lock. I still use the side with the hook to lock the inside of my garage.utopian
- QBN should install one of these on the registration pageGuyFawkes
- freedom0
I feel like small studios making "interesting" work make no money.
- imbecile5
um, do i have the day off?
disarmed the building ten minutes ago and still no sign of anyone
- i think i have the day offimbecile
- Rearm the building, go homerobotron3k
- but i'm already working!?imbecile
- time to take some nude selfies and rifle peoples desks for loose change...robotron3k
- Get outta there man what are you doing?shellie
- i leftimbecile
- It's Boxing Day.i_monk
- Get back to work!futurefood
- shellie0
:( Delta messed up, delayed and reroted my BFs flights for the last 4 days. He spent xmas alone in Atlanta. Xmas eve was our 11 year anniversary. Even though flights have been comped as well as $1000 in flight vouchers, his whole family is in California and our families are supposed to meet today. Now everything is postponed until tomorrow if he gets here. Delta ruined my Christmas.
- Bennn0
-28F tomorrow morning to get back to work and -37F Thursaday
Kanada! :D
- -28F...what?!?!?!pango
- Dude... just use celsius. No need to try to impress them.pango
- Just hit 70 herePonyBoy
- fahrenheit doesn't go below 0...pango
- -33C tomorrow and -38C ThursdayBennn
- I think your calculations may be off..
-37F is like Antarctica level cold.yuekit - Wait no.... I was wrong... -37f° = -38c°. It makes sense... Lolpango
- Frigging Fahrenheit! So confusing!!pango
- 24°C tomorrow...PonyBoy
- Ya we get it!
It’s hot in Arizona.pango - 0° here...pango
- Currently at 25•f (-4•c)monospaced
- Benn wins.pango
- I WIN AT COLD!Bennn
- PonyBoy0
Lost my Gradma (94)... passed in her sleep last night. I spoke with her only weeks ago and like everyone says “she was so sharp, happy and glad to be on the phone with me...”
Call, write or hug and hold your loved ones every chance you get... <3
- sorry to hear, I lost my gran last Christmas (99). Love and best wishes to you and your family.fadein11
- thx, fadePonyBoy
- To make it to be 94, to be loved and cared for by family is the best anyone can hope for in life.
Sorry to hear that man.PhanLo - Lost my 95 year old grandmother in September. Going strong until the end. It's rough man, but she lives on in you.monospaced
- condolences... and yes, talk and hug your family every chance you get, we only live about 30,000 days in life and very lucky to get a few day more...robotron3k
- lost mine on saturday :/
must be a holiday thingscarabin - sorry, scar :(PonyBoy
- Sorry guys :( . Glad they had such a long life (mine all died in their 60's). Cherish the moments.formed
- Sorry to hear! </3 Try to celebrate all she accomplished including creating the family u are now. 94 is an incredible run. She saw+did things. She won at life!shellie
- So sorry for your loss pb. hugs xo :( scarabin sorry for your loss as well. <3sea_sea
- freedom0
When is too told to have kids?
- 85omg
- Oldest known father = 102 years old
https://en.wikipedia…yuekit - Of course the age considered "too old" may be slightly lower, for most peopleyuekit
- 45drgs
- 45pango
- too old for a man or for a woman? thats differentBennn
- Just depends. I'd say money is important - older you get the more you'll need, or it will help, to have helpformed
- count your age +14 to +18...if you can imagine yourself still fit enough at that age to handle teenagers, go for it.uan
- 45since1979
- wait... 50...now i say 50since1979
- Dead.futurefood
- I know a guy with two 10 year olds who is in his late 60's, but he's started to get dementia. Pretty brutal.
Then there's Ronnie Wood.PhanLo - Having kids is a young man's sport.Al_dizzle
- When told more than 10 times to have kinds then it's too told.Krassy
- Told too many times happens a lot around the Thanksgiving table.Krassy
- depends on if you want to look like your kid's grandpa when they graduate high school. I'm cutting it close ;)brandonp
- The current U.S. president had his youngest kid when he was 60 years old and is 25 years older than his wife.yuekit
- He is far away from a role model.pango
- If you're rich and your wife is 20 years younger than you, it helps.Bennn
- There's a difference between being able to have kids and being able to parent them.PhanLo
- Figure out when you would like to kick your kids out of the house.
Helps if you don't plan on helping them a little with post-secondary studies.VectorMasked - Was wondering the same thing. Is 45 a thing?notype
- I think 45 is a bit late thoughnotype
- back in the days I've heard many time that 1 child = 100,000$ from 0 to 18 y-o. And a little more for a girl.Bennn
- No one made fun of told and we all got it. Bravo QBNnotype
- Bennn4
DAY 1 :::::::::::::
Dear journal, the walk was painful, I thought I wouldnt be able to make it but I've manage to survived and I reached the shelter in one piece. I felt a part of my face freezing badly but reached the goal at the right time.
Bob didnt make it tho.. He thought he would make it but he felt at mid-distance from the shelter, i tried to help him get back on his feet but the cold has already started freezing his lungs and he couldnt breath properly, i decided to leave him there when i saw a polar bear approaching.
They say tomorrow gonna be colder, i dont know I'll make it.
- since19791
I'm currently kinda sorta living out The Smith's 'Charming Man'.
- freedom-6
Are artists important?
- Subjective
but yesset - Yes but no.pango
- how long is a string?Gnash
- Is culture important?fadein11
- No?pango
- What is art?pango
- What isn't art?monospaced
- Art is what?GuyFawkes
- define "important".
now define"art"scarabin - Would you like fries with that?pango
- yesgrotesk_neue
- at least some of themgrotesk_neue
- Oh I thought you want fries...pango
- Subjective
- HijoDMaite0
There is so much in this world I am ignorant about. For example, I have zero idea what Boxing Day is. I asked someone this weekend just to make sure it didn’t have to do with the Boxer rebellion in China. It doesn’t.
This person said something about bosses and employee changing roles for the day? So like the show “undercover boss”?
- moldero3
waves have been small so I just put together a new skateboard.
its been a long time,
time for this old man to break his neck.
- good thing water is softGnash
- Watch out. Don’t break your hip.pango
- oh wait. 'skate" board.
um, don't do it!Gnash - don't skate
shit hurts
ask konaimbecile - silly way to hurt yourself moldy... don't do it, go for a beer and a mezcal to Rosita's ;)OBBTKN
- i just watched Thrashin and Gleaming the Cube the other night, i should be alrightmoldero
- lololimbecile
- Gleaming the Cube!
Oh man. I gotta see that again. Then Pump up the Volume and finally, search for animal chin.monospaced
- capn_ron2
Going on an email cleanse this week. If a company is still sending me sale emails i am unsubscribing. I must have received 5 emails a day from each company since November 1st. Buh-Bye groupon, living social, nordstrom rack, 2for1deals and all you other assholes who don't get that the end of the year is not just one big shitty sale!
Happy New Year err'body!
- try this capn_ron if you want to see what you're subscribed to and how to get off their lists.. unroll.mecbass99
- thanks. I'll give it a try. I have been spending far to many minutes each day deleting crap for the last month. groupon is still sending black friday emails!capn_ron
- the end of the year has been one big shitty sale since 1952. it's all profit from thanksgiving to new years.imbecile
- in 1952 you didn't have 5 different email blasts a day from groupon. that fucking company lost me for good.capn_ron
- it's nothing new was my point, besides email wasn't invented in 2017. i second unroll.meimbecile
- I'm sure i would have complained about it in 1952 also. hahaha. i'm just a grumpy old man. nothing that wasn't happening in 1952 as well.capn_ron
- I unsubscribe to every spam email I get. After unsubscribing to 10-20 i rarely get spam anymore.fourth
- sted3
1:44 am, everyone's most beloved upstairs neighbors started fighting again, tossing things around the flat, slamming doors, yelling, and now something landed on my balcony.
where is my baseball bat, i have to eat something or drink some hot milk to clam down or wtf
- Bennn3
DAY 2 :::::::::::::
Dear journal, I dont think I'm gonna make it. I left the first shelter this morning to reach the main lab but I'm stuck in a snow dune with heavy wind.My lungs are freezing, I cant feel my feet and I feel i'm gonna lose conscious soon. A pair of polar bear are observing me in a distance.
I think thats it. We will never know the results of our research. I try to contact the HQ with my satellite phone without success.
If you find this journal, tell my wife Samantha I love her and tell her to leave those Bitcoins alone! FFS She's always going "why dont you sell them Larry!" she doesnt get Bitcoins!
Well, ok. My eyes are closing by themselves, and the bears are approaching, bastards! thats gonna hurt, i hope i'll lose conscious before they chew my face off.
Peace out.
- bye Benn, a pleasure :(
But, are you sure those are bears and not snow tigers?OBBTKN - 2 days eh?, man you suck at this.eryx
- R.I.P.grotesk_neue
- bye Benn, a pleasure :(
- pango3
Fuck. Might have got too drunk and gave a away a painting...
It was a painting of 2 cats. One climbing the latter and the other looking out the window.Regret...
- awe ...
also, latter or ladder?monospaced - the first cat is definitely climbing the secondimbecile
- that's definitely what he wrote.monospaced
- no ragratsGnash
- Lol
I'm not sure if that was before or after autocorrect.pango - Uggghhh it's real. The painting is gone....pango
- was she hot at least?Gnash
- The cats or the dude I gave the painting to?pango
- LOL @ comments, pure QBN gold!oey
- awe ...
- renderedred1
Have some great fun for the holidays and a great New Year. Love all you cunts in this here boot-camp!