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- imbecile-1
Girl from work just asked everyone to RSVP her wedding... (we've all ignored the envelopes on our desks)
She neglected to tell anyone, most importantly, the boss... that it was occurring during the week...
She is expecting most of us to leave work, at least half day so we can attend her wedding, as opposed to uh... working.
I am seriously contemplating not going so I can fulfill my work duties...
They are very important duties toward the end of the day...
take out trash, lock door, set alarm... you know, important.- your priorities are strange. go have funsince1979
- Tell her that you have a car engine to clean that weekend.utopian
- Topical and relevant, nice.imbecile
- i'd be pissed if i was the bosspinkfloyd
- Convince everyone to go but then stay at the last minute. Bingo, promotion time!robotron3k
- Another reason to stay behind is to make sure our hundreds of daily orders go out to FedEx and usps. Pockets gets it. Yeah, he's not too happy.imbecile
- Tell her that you and your "Buddy" will be attending dressed in fine deli meatsfuturefood
- ooooh, dressed in salmon would be so classyimbecile
- Lol. Some chick wants to have a wedding, invites you and you get triggered.Hayoth
- triggered? no, I just don't understand the lack of respect she has for her employer where she would schedule it on a time where invited guests...imbecile
- ...would need to schedule time off affecting the productivity of the very company she works for.imbecile
- If scheduled for Saturday, like a normal person, or maybe even in the evening, I'd have RSVP'd but her shotgun wedding isn't a priority to me.imbecile
- lack of respect? It's her fucking wedding day... that's the one day she gets to pick and most employers are pretty cool to accommodate.PonyBoy
- as far as a wedding being on Saturday or the weekend... who the fuck ever put that bullshit in stone? you cry over one day of lost work...PonyBoy
- ... yet to your fellow employee it's the most important day of her life. Do you ever stop and think of anyone else?PonyBoy
- noimbecile
- except that one time i mailed you and your buddy goodies in the mail all those years ago, aside from that... never.imbecile
- most employers are cool with shutting down business for a half day so one person can get married? I've never worked at a place like that.imbecile
- and lol... for her sake... stay the fuck home on her big day... you sound like a piece of shit that would put a stink on any event that was created for youPonyBoy
- that *wasn't created for youPonyBoy
- I've worked for mom / pop shops that shut down a day or a half day just celebrate an employee's B-day... everyone gets taken out and boozed-up etc.PonyBoy
- It's her wedding... it's one day... get over it. :)PonyBoy
- And what the fuck does sending gifts to me and my buddies have anything to do w/the fact you're pissed off about a weekday wedding? :)PonyBoy
- sarahfailin-3
The Punches For: Thread. Where downvotes are upvotes.
Also upvotes are upvotes.
- They should be separated. 5 up and 5 down looks like nobody is interested.BusterBoy
- looks like my post has 2 upvotes! ...right?sarahfailin
- well, at least two people cared enough to vote on you either way, so that's caring. Right?detritus
- freedom0
I have my friends list set to private on Facebook. Do people I add suddenly have access to my list or do they still not see who else I'm friends with?
- PonyBoy3
There's a drone that hovers around my porch on the fourth floor from time to time... actually it hovers around a lot of porches around our apts... should I give it the broom?
- too right give it the broomFax_Benson
- wait, is 'the broom' a euphemism for something?Fax_Benson
- get a cat. they hate drones.capn_ron
- yeah, destroy sopmeone else's property... "Do you ever stop and think of anyone else?"imbecile
- call the popo. be a snitch!pango
- imbecile needs help sorting out when it's appropriate to act dickishly... where's set?PonyBoy
- wat ron said. also... broomsince1979
- high-velocity nerf blaster should do the trick. it's a win win. you take down a drone and he gets some cool slo-mo shots of being shot at until crashkona
- Use a real gun.monospaced
- Get your own drone and follow it aroundformed
- what signals does drone use? get a jammer!pango
- Haha. Do they make drones that can attack other drones? If they don't they should.monospaced
- +build a jammerfuturefood
- Buy your own drone and outfit it with nerf missile launchers (or other projectiles). Drone wars!SteveJobs
- Toilet paper, 5 cents solutionOBBTKN
- Could it be police? They do that in Barcelonaset
- lol at some dipshit other than myself beginning a sentence with "imbecile needs"
https://media.giphy.…imbecile - oh lookit! imbetroll! :)PonyBoy
- At least you admit you're a dipshitset
- freedom0
Just got a new computer and went to "transfer information".
It has been "looking for source" for 30 minutes.
Weird?
- OBBTKN0
Hungover. I barely slept and I have to give a workshop on creating comics in 3 hours... God, please, have mercy
- It is going to be fun!OBBTKN
- i was teaching painting few years ago at a festival for 3 days. on the first day got so drunk I barely found my room.sted
- woke up after 2 hours, had a perfect breakfast with a coffee and a beer :D
I don't know why but I was perfectly conscious all day.sted - so just keep your head up, eat something. and maybe drink a coke, or something what has high level of sugar :) beer is risky :Dsted
- Irn Bru and a bacon sandwich.face_melter
- Woahhh!! Back home from the workshop, everything fine and zero problems, tonic, coffee and a nice paella have done the miracle... now i'm going to bed to die!OBBTKN
- Continuity8
- You need a new hobby.severian
- ^ lol
< coolGuyFawkes - noise!!sureshot
- Please join - https://www.facebook…canoe
- dyspl11
Just downloaded the US citizenship application forms. Starting the process next week :)
- why would you want to goto that racist shithole?PonyBoy
- I've been here for 6years already and have a way better life than what I had before.dyspl
- I was being sarcastic. :) Welcome! (And Congrats!) I see you're in Vegas?PonyBoy
- Good for you dysplHayoth
- Oh :)
I only stayed in Vegas for a year, I've spent the last 5 in San Diego. And it's been great so far!dyspl - I bet 95% of Americans coyjrnt pass that test.fooler
- I agree it is very coyjrntrobotron3k
- i bet i coyjrscarabin
- I hope that you get in...before Trump bans all people a shade darker than vanilla or orange.utopian
- https://i.imgflip.co…GuyFawkes
- We don't need anymore of you dirty rapist immigrants here in San Diego. The design marketing is already dead here. You're taking real American jobs...sofakingback
- lol. I kid of course. Wow, even typing that as a joke I felt like the lowest piece of shit on the planet... so that's what Trump supporters feel like. cool.sofakingback
- sofa your feelings are right :D however dyspl good luck I hope you will coyjr!%sted
- Don't tell them you're on QBNsarahfailin
- am i the only wondering what the fuck is a coyjrnt ?!?!?! O_Opango
- I'm not that worried about the coyjrnt, and for what it's worth, I'm as white as it gets, awkward hand shaking and bro hug included.dyspl
- I like to coyjrnt to covfefe.Longcopylover
- Remember: John Wayne was never President!HijoDMaite
- get some steroids and marry a kennedy...and yes, coyjrnt!uan
- What is all this covfefe about?Maaku
- Sweet!studderine
- OBBTKN2
I hope i can finish this course tomorrow, send some designs to approval an take vacations for 3 weeks... a bit burnt and tired, so i need to stop a bit, do nothing, idiotize my mind and walk from here to there with my shorts, my cheap shirts and sandals, enjoy the still long summer nights and forgot the work and money things...
I hope i can start from tomorrow, good night locos!
- CALLES3
Going to a 12 course Chinese dinner at a restaurant invited by the owner. lets see what happens
- you love him longtime.utopian
- GEt ready for cobra wine!!pango
- GET ready for happy ending!GuyFawkes
- GET ready for diarrhea!sted
- GET ready for chicken that aren't chicken!Bennn
- and then?monospaced
- He's in hospital right now....pango
- lolGuyFawkes
- will we believe what happens next?!Gnash
- Do Chinese restaurants hate him?Continuity
- i usually call this a buffetsince1979
- ^canoe
- pango5
- cute fellautopian
- i had plastic balls for lunchGuyFawkes
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- ^ lolGuyFawkes
- ^ ahahaah utopiansureshot
- that's not a dog, pango ;)monospaced
- They all taste the same!!pango
- Ok I lied. I would know if they taste the same. I've only had one of them.pango
- *wouldn'tpango
- damn monobklyndroobeki
- HijoDMaite6
- imbecile
- lol I meant to post lyrics to NOFX song, "August 8th is a beautiful day!"HijoDMaite
- "Birds sing, there's not a cloud in the sky..."bulletfactory
- pockets
- %pockets
- howpockets
- Wrong thread. Belongs in http://www.qbn.com/t…Krassy
- Maaku6
Working with a perfectionist with bad taste is the worst.
- Fax_Benson1
- http://www.channel4.…Fax_Benson
- A broad multicultural representation there - two women, three men, two ethnics, one autist, possibly one lesbian, one complete and utter fucking prick.detritus
- bainbridge0
Do you have a minimum job rate? Day rate?
Some random contact messaged me saying they had a quick job for me and hoped I could do it sometime this week.
No pressure.
So I say "sure, I charge $50/hr".
He says. "this is just a quick job fixing one thing on my website and will prob be less than an hour's work. Can you do $40?"
- sounds like a headache even before you agree to it.lvl_13
- "uh, okay. I'll take $40, but I want it in quarters. you may have to stop by the bank."lvl_13
- I'm not looking to bargain.bainbridge
- I used to charge 450 for 1/2 day and 800 for full day. If they hymned and hawed about it, I would say I know someone to do it cheaper, and they would go with merobotron3k
- find out if they have a nephew. and refer them to their own nephew.pango
- agree on referring them to someone else.pango
- Now it's $52 motherfucker.detritus
- deathboy-3
txt'd my g/f a dick picture
- http://i.imgur.com/6…deathboy
- how'd that work out for you?pockets
- ^ risky click of the dayDRIFTMONKEY
- i got a laughdeathboy
- heheutopian
- hacanoe
- at least a couple ppl enjoyed my dog balls out under my legs, and possibly imagined the banter on skype before sending it.deathboy
- since19790
I was observing Mason iconography on ttombsyones with my girlfriend and she felt it was kind of demonic.
- since19791
I was observing Mason iconography on tombstones with my girlfriend and she felt the whole ritual was kind of demonic.
Then I imagined QBN members putting QBN icons on their tombstones and I had a small seizure.
There are already 10 year clubs. Almost 15 year clubs, surely...
Anyways, ignore this.
- im still waiting for the first QBN tattoo..autoflavour
- I bet there is prob a 15 year club for those first few members. i've been here 13 years.bulletfactory
- 15 hereimbecile
- autoflavour0
day after i apply for finance on a new macbook pro, my old laptop decides to grow a huge row of dead pixels across the bottom of the screen..