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  • bklyndroobeki1

    Hey! When you come to NY with your GF/BF or friends and family, and I'm deep into my phone with large noise reducing headphones on... don't tap me on the shoulder (even after I make eye contact with you) to to take ya'lls fucking photo.

    Sincerely,
    All NYers

  • moldero2

    the other night i ate indian food for the first time in 10 years after only eating mexican food for the last 10 years, it was so damn good! so much explosions of rich flavor it was like a bunch of indian chefs bukake'd in my mouth, going again tonight!

    • curry chicken and dahl is one of the best foods everpinkfloyd
    • ^ sounds like two to me : PMrT
    • Orgasmic explosion inside you!pango
    • wow man. 10 years w/o indian food is 10 years too long.sarahfailin
    • 10 years of mexican food, you must be fat man.i_was
    • mostly seafoodmoldero
    • I would give most of your left nuts for decent Mexican food out here.Continuity
    • Good fresh mexican food doesn't make you fat. It's the crappy yellow cheese imitation food that does.sea_sea
    • Also, Indian food is addictive. Some chicken vindaloo, yellow dahl, veggie pakoras, samosas, garlic nan, everything mega yum.sea_sea
  • scarabin8

    chickens destroyed my backyard garden so i gutted the flower beds in the front of my house that were overrun with succulents and weeds and converted it all to vegetable plots. added manure and soil conditioner, set up an automatic watering system, began germinating a bunch of seeds.

    feels good, man.

    seems like no matter how fucked your life may be, if your garden is on the up and up life seems in control

    • man i wish i had a goth neighbor who was into gardeningpinkfloyd
    • Voltaire's Candide conclusion is that to tend your own garden is to rise above all of life's troubles.monospaced
    • lol @ pinky,
      nah he's not really goth. he's something else entirely.
      pango
    • gardening tempers my gothy angstscarabin
    • 1. pics please!
      2. can you build them a run or you let them go free?
      bklyndroobeki
    • bad chicken! roast em! and then it becomes good chicken!pango
    • it's not much to look at, but they have a fenced-in area they run around in and a coop to roost at night. used to grow shit back there but theyre destructive afscarabin
    • they even ate the grass ffsscarabin
    • yeah they are very destructive.bklyndroobeki
    • All the chickenheads...be quiet!
      https://www.youtube.…
      utopian
    • One of my favorite things to do is smoke up and then work in my garden. I really enjoy the connection it creates.sea_sea
    • Have you tried a hanging garden?Hayoth
    • ^^^^^bklyndroobeki
    • i haven't but that sounds like a damn smart solutionscarabin
    • Normally a hanging garden works well when you have chickensHayoth
    • this seems pretty easy http://cdn.goodshome…scarabin
    • savage chickens!ernexbcn
    • Roast this bastard little dinosaurs!OBBTKN
    • build a caged enclosure next to the pigpendrgs
    • kill 'm!!mugwart
    • is the cam down?
      http://scarabin.net/…
      drgs
    • Nope, working here - I SEE AN EGG!detritus
    • Candide comparison is spot on. I don't have a yard, but I tend to the garden in my windows.garbage
    • oh yeah, camera's down. the software trial expired and i said fuck it. that egg is from a month ago or somethingscarabin
    • gardening is my passion. mostly sativa.sureshot
  • detritus-3

    Do we not have a thread for movie reviews on QBN? I thought we did?

    .

    Watched "The Circle" last night on Netflix.

    Boy was that a mistake. What a mess of a flick. Absolutely bizarre how poorly well made it is, and I in no way consider myself a high priest of film criticism.

    I was quite intrigued by the trailer whenever it came out, and figured given the cast there'd be some scope for subtlety and craftsmanship. Nope, the points it wanted to make were bludgeoned; the characters internally inconsistent at best, irrelevant at worst; the arcs unlikely and unbelievable - even the editing felt shit and I'm not even too sure what editing is.

    Avoid.

    • Downvotes from aggrieved Emma Watson fans?detritus
    • I'll up vote this as Emma Watson + Tom Hanks Plus over the top politically correct cooperate messaging. and I got all of that from the trailer!mugwart
    • lolmonospaced
  • utopian6

    Congrats Drgs!....please share with us your secret to happiness.

    This country ranks No. 1 for ‘life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness’ (it’s not America)

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story…

    • discussimbecile
    • clearly about form and color: cross, red, white and blue makes you happy. avoid yellow.uan
    • who cares about this list, I want to see where all the miserable cunts are!_niko
    • pfft, how can they be happy, they have no beaches and no burning man festival...robotron3k
    • Norway has plenty of beaches. They're a coastal nation.ETM
    • most counties have beaches on that list.sureshot
    • Seems Scandinavia hired the same design agency...SoulFly
    • there are beaches in norway, but usable 5% of the year, same applies to all top 5 countriesdrgs
    • Switzerland has no beaches. They just swim in money.Longcopylover
    • http://www.wired.co.…
      +
      https://en.wikipedia…
      drgs
    • Switzerland no beaches? no way!sureshot
    • I thought Jante's Law was a bit bust in Norway these past few decades, with a growing disparity between country folk and oil-invested city slickers?detritus
    • Everyone loves to hate Jante's Law -- jokingly, but when you see it in real life, people are not really aware that its their naturedrgs
    • I've been in meetings with people from different countries, but there is one pattern which repeats itself in the north, and esp. Norway:drgs
    • What can you say about Switzerland, the flag is a big plus.monoboy
    • Countries one to six have high taxes and hot looking women?monoboy
    • During the meeting -- uniform agreement on everything, never any complaints. The next day, they send their objections by email, almost anonymouslydrgs
    • don't believe this. Top countries have the highest rates of suicide.Beeswax
    • Socialism Wins!i_monk
    • take out the prozac and i'm sure the numbers would be higher for americapinkfloyd
    • #15? higher than i thoughtsince1979
    • Perhaps population dumbness creeps in somewhere mid-table...MrT
    • ^ Yup. The education systems of the top six and their more 'socially inclusive' culture might explain this graph.monoboy
    • The Fins and Norwegians I've worked with had a very relaxed attitude to work because their competence was very high. Took longer but outcomes always better.monoboy
    • Danske jävlar!face_melter
    • For the record, I love Jante's law, being a product of Scottish Calvinism - wish it was more in evidence here in Blighty, London especially.detritus
  • detritus0

    Don't look at the eye, don't look at the eye.

    Ok, now stop looking at the nose, that'll definitely be noticeable.

    And the other eye. Fuck.

    Oh Christ, where do I look?

    Has she noticed?

    She probably gets shit like this all the time, poor girl.

    JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE EYE!

    .

    Just had a client meeting with an entire family, one of whom (the person I needed to speak to) had a weird eye that was ok when she was looking straight at you, but then diverged quite massively from expectation when she wasn't. Very odd. Very awkward (for me).

    Poor girl, she was otherwise very nice and supremely competent - so unfair that people have such otherwise essentially unimportant shit impose upon their day to day interactions with other, perhaps stupider and more ignanter humans (like me).

  • detritus0

    This sort of shit gets up my nose:

    "Just to let you know I have been enquiring to a few companies and am looking for a competitive price so please offer your best".

    huh, and there I was thinking about arbitrarily picking some ridiculously high number out of the air for shits and giggles.

    Nup. Straight to bin.

  • pinkfloyd0

    How do you deal with a family member who can't support herself, lives with my other sister and parents. Comes home drunk once a month and yells at them.

    • Make them pay rent or leave. I've seen the same thing.monospaced
    • Film them coming home drunk and yelling. Show it to them the next day.
      Post to Youtube.
      Profit.
      Use profits to buy her help.
      kona
    • only once a month? i come home at least weeklysarahfailin
    • lol @ konapinkfloyd
    • she hot?pango
    • I don't know how to deal with family either... :/ that's why i moved away. otherwise i'll be the one coming home drunk and yelling at people.pango
    • she made bad choices when she was younger (dropped out of h.s., got into fights, arrested, drugs). she might have worked 3 total years in her life.pinkfloyd
    • she's very toxic, but then she's also family. my other sis is getting fed up again, it's a continuous cyclepinkfloyd
    • not much you can do. sickness is a nightmare.since1979
    • it keeps affecting me indirectly since I stay in touch with the rest of my familypinkfloyd
    • Seriously let her go. She can always come back if she fails, but she has to try.monospaced
    • I know you're trying to be nice mono, but can you please responding to my posts. I find your behaviour unpredictable. One second your nice, and next you're allpinkfloyd
    • bipolar pissy. It makes me really uncomfortable.pinkfloyd
    • It's never easy dealing with family but everyone has to stop enabling her. Help her by making her pay rent or give her an ultimatum.sea_sea
    • thank you sea_seapinkfloyd
    • My biological father is a scientologist and I haven't spoken to him in a decade. Sometimes you have to cut people off &move on, leave space for them to shape upshellie
    • and come back around in a capacity in which you are comfortable. Perhaps it's time to get the rest of the fam on the same page.shellie
    • :)pinkfloyd
    • wait til they are dead? bullocks. you will never forgive yourselfsince1979
    • and if u cut em off and then they recover they will never forgive usince1979
    • just do what you can casually and dont get too involved me thinkssince1979
    • ask ponyboyimbecile
    • All I'm saying is she needs to learn to appreciate you guys. Right now she's just acting like a rotten person. Not fair to any of you.sea_sea
    • Life is rough, unless you plan on doing this forever then you have to let her hit rock bottom at some point. Doesn't mean you have to abandon her but..sea_sea
    • Unfortunately she needs to recognize she needs help. And that's a hard process. So difficult for everyone involved, sorry. And yes, ask ponyboy.sea_sea
    • I don't know how this could make you uncomfortable. You asked for advice and I've been through something very similar. Jeez.monospaced
    • I'm not bipolar either. That is really fucked up of you to say when I'm only giving real advice based on experience.monospaced
    • fine, can you stop responding to my posts now?pinkfloyd
    • this is a public forum and I have no intention of being a dick to you, sincerelymonospaced
    • you posted a very personal issue and invited all input... and I've been a part of this community for a decade so I don't think my comments are out of linemonospaced
    • pink v monosince1979
  • freedom0

    Cheapest place to get new MacBook Pro?

  • freedom1

    Apple Care is $379.00 for the Macbook Pro. Is it worth it at all?

  • Ramanisky23

    After back to back losing sessions it's nice to get back into the W column.

    • https://media.giphy.…moldero
    • "CALL!!"Ramanisky2
    • nice! my bro is in a WSOP event today in vegas (he's played in about 5 WSOP events so far)—losing nonstop—lol—but makes his tourney money back from touristsPonyBoy
    • ^nice better luck to him in the tourneys.
      Tourists are the best, the drunk ones especially.
      Ramanisky2
    • On any given night he can clear a couple grand w/out giving it much thought given the constant flow of drunk idiots that think they're secretly poker players :)PonyBoy
    • Vegas is most likely a better spot for these types much more so than Harrahs at Cherokee N.C. I still managed to carve out a couple of em. :)Ramanisky2
  • drgs1

    Reddit comment formatting markup... Every time I post a comment, immediately reedit to add double line breaks

    What fucking dick had this idea?

  • detritus0

    Nerding neatness

    '2bit Astrophotography with the Game Boy Camera'

    http://home.strw.leidenuniv.nl/~…

  • bklyndroobeki0

    France or USA?

    • Paris, Texas?Fax_Benson
    • Crucifix to the right there, so USA.

      :|
      detritus
    • LOL electrical poleMrT
    • Netherlands.i_monk
    • there's a french-colored crucifix nearly dead center in the photo... must be QuébecPonyBoy
    • How is nobody seeing the body-less hand protruding from the light post?SteveJobs
    • There's a US Postal Service box and an ad for a Greenpoint loft at $2950 / month. Must be Bangkok.MrT
    • Dirty Brooklyn?utopian
    • Lol @ MrTbklyndroobeki
    • one way signal, USOBBTKN
    • Easy, USA.i_was
  • scarabin0

    watching king arthur expecting a fantasy movie and got a british gangster flick instead.

    the fuck am i watching

    • Cheers mate...Long live the queen.utopian
    • It says Guy Ritchie right on the poster.i_monk
    • no idea who that isscarabin
    • they even found a brad pitt look alike for this little oceans 11 knockoffscarabin
    • haha...when I started watching I immediately thought 'is this some sort of shitty Guy Ritchie rip-off'?...looked it up... realized it WAS him ...turned it off.PonyBoy
    • Guy Ritchie. The guy who did Snach.pango
    • LOL Utopian!!!sureshot
    • Guy also was married to Madonna..each to his ownsureshot
    • ah, that must be what i was picking up. plus the stupid editing and frequent heist montagesscarabin
    • lol thanks for watching it :D now i don't have tosted
    • ahahaha havent seen it either. so thanks brother!sureshot
    • You should totally watch Exaclibur, if you haven't already. The ultimate King Arthur medieval sex, filth, and death film. Boorman goes fucking mental.face_melter
    • It's Apocalypse Now but with swords, clanking armour, and tits.face_melter
    • ^ i'm totally watching excalibur based solely on this reviewGnash
    • It is genuinely fantastic - in the proper sense of the word. Made in the 80's, everything is physical and hard. The sword fights are exceptionally brutal.face_melter
    • I'm soldset
    • I confirm what face_melter states! Fucking brilliant.mugwart
    • not british but almost the same review are the Bezerk goldern arc films.mugwart
    • yeah, i dunno how anybody could top excalibur.scarabin
    • Excalibur is a fantastic film. And a great director - nearly as good as Deliverance.fadein11
    • by Boorman also.fadein11
  • set0

    Do you think the courts would look at 8 year old cctv footage over a minor £250 fine?

    • A friend has asked ;)set
    • youre Fdsince1979
    • Does CCTV footage last that long? I thought there was a restricted time limit on how long it could be kept after-the-fact.face_melter
    • i guess it's attached to a 8 year old case, and your friend just got identified recentlysted
    • It wouldn't be attached to the case as the case has only just openedset
    • I too remember reading that cctv footage only lasts so longset
    • if it's a minor offence then of course they aren't gonna waste more £££ looking for CCTV than the fine. Tell your mate to pay up for his silly behaviour and letfadein11
    • them get on with more important stuff.fadein11
    • Don't jump to your moral high ground conclusions shit for brains. Someone used his name and address. He didn't commit the offence.set
    • the cctv would prove his innocence, but unlikely it'll be available.set
    • https://upload.wikim…detritus
    • Is the only evidence they've got the provided name and address? Not exactly proof, is it?detritus
    • Indeedset
    • why ask the question then lol - this will be thrown out of court numbnuts.fadein11
    • and what a fucking bizarre place to ask the question Columbo ;)fadein11
    • Oh fadein, fadein, fadein you sore little twit. Chin upset
    • lol you sensitive old sod :)fadein11
    • *watches 3 hours of CSI Miami*
      It looks like your friends minor fine (puts on glasses) just took a major turn.
      YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
      kona
    • Kissesset
    • lol konascarabin
  • doggydoggdog1

    Why are companies still offering me $25/hr? That's what I made 10 years ago.

    • Wages have been the same for a long time.ArmandoEstrada
    • "they get more expensive, i stay the same wage" ~ mathew mcwebguymoldero
  • PonyBoy0

    hehe... working on a promo w/Mario Lopez for a Taco Fest in Cincinnati this weekend... kinda hungry now.

    Hey Preppy! Stop touching my Taco!

  • since19790

    drug use and stupidity are the fatal epidemics of the first world industrial society.

  • doggydoggdog0

    Do kids still use Snapchat?

    • no, there's a one call Friendster, suppose to be the new big thing...robotron3k
    • < big time. that and IGGnash
    • on the decline due to instagram stories.studderine
    • I remember when instagram was about photographyset
    • we all do, grandpaGnash
    • snapchat is yuge, they're working on a deal for content from time warnerimbecile
    • I was commenting less on the fact that it was a while ago and more on the fact that it actually once used to be for photographersset
    • I had a look a few months ago and it's just utter fucking shite now for the most part.set
    • Such is life I guess. All roads lead to shite.set