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    Don't look at the eye, don't look at the eye.

    Ok, now stop looking at the nose, that'll definitely be noticeable.

    And the other eye. Fuck.

    Oh Christ, where do I look?

    Has she noticed?

    She probably gets shit like this all the time, poor girl.

    JUST DON'T LOOK AT THE EYE!

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    Just had a client meeting with an entire family, one of whom (the person I needed to speak to) had a weird eye that was ok when she was looking straight at you, but then diverged quite massively from expectation when she wasn't. Very odd. Very awkward (for me).

    Poor girl, she was otherwise very nice and supremely competent - so unfair that people have such otherwise essentially unimportant shit impose upon their day to day interactions with other, perhaps stupider and more ignanter humans (like me).

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