QBN Out of Context Responses (QBNOoCR)
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- palimpsest3
"I swear, it's true! I wouldn't make up peeing on a call unmuted, now, would I?!"
- Anonymous
- kekpango
- Turns out he was right.palimpsest
- Wow. What kind of savage hot-mic pees?Continuity
- I once was on the phone with my mom, and she was giving me some really brutal family news, so I'd been on the phone for ages.garbage
- "Yep, gonna mute this and piss real quick, she'll be none the wiser."garbage
- Totally didn't manage to mute the phone.garbage
- lol oh noContinuity
- I got the first, middle and last name admonishment. I can't blame her, she's from the South and I haven't visited in 4 years.garbage
- I'm on her one-item shit list of wayward sons, and then I piss all over talk about death in the family.garbage
- Nairn2
"Even leeks have made me cry."
– Palimpsest
- Continuity6
"anyway... I'm now gay"
— dee-dubs
- I knew it!utopian
- See. I knew being straight was something you would grow out of. Just took a little work.skinny_puppy
- 20 dollars is 20 dollars.Akagiyama
- :|dee-dubs
- Continuity9
'my BBC ex'
— Nairn
- A pro.palimpsest
- Like no other.utopian
- Not sure what this is, but 'BBW' surely?Nairn
- Oh, Nairn.
You've just made this like, a thousand times funnier.Continuity - BBW wit a BBC, bess of both worlds.palimpsest
- ^ mother of god staaaaahpContinuity
- "Then we sat on our own star and dreamed of the way that we were
And the way that we were meant to be"palimpsest
- hans_glib10
"Put less in. And do it slowly."
- Ianbolton- FLOL!!Continuity
- Can we have QBN t-shirts made up with this on it?Continuity
- So just the tip?Wordsworth
- the slow blade penetrates the shieldhans_glib
- haha, nice and easy folksIanbolton
- Pull out it's a trapkaiyohtee
- palimpsest5
"nuts pass straight through you"
- kingsteven- that's how i assert my dominancekingsteven
- Dee's Nutsutopian
- ^ Oidee-dubs
- skinny_puppy8
Do you ever just hold a fist full of dehydrated mash potato powder in your mouth and drink hot water?
-- pango- Wait. Pangz have you actually done this?garbage
- CanadiansOBBTKN
- Disgusting.palimpsest
- lolYakuZoku
- https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- pali's the one obsessed with instant mashed potatoes!pango
- Don't drag me into your filth.palimpsest
- For mash get smash..dee-dubs
- https://youtu.be/U4M…dee-dubs
- I knew it. pali's been a nasty old influence on pango.Continuity
- Instant mashed is great. If you can't make a bag of Idahoan sing, you shouldn't be in a kitchen.garbage
- Sumac, S&P, loads of butter. Diced scallions. You're done and you didn't have to break out the masher.garbage
- Dehydrated potatoes are just as good as a “fresh” potato. Easier to season and eat. #thepangomethodimbecile
- ^ I do not approve of this!pango
- Word on the street is pali likes to cold-brew his instant mash.
Overnight, or something, too.Continuity - An hour should be enough. And it's cold-soaked, not cold-brewed. #ultralight
But you just want to watch the world burn.palimpsest - The Great Potato War has begun.garbage
- Continuity7
'it's the rum and violin sonatas'
— rzu-rzu
- lol it was, though!rzu-rzu
- Ha!Continuity
- try it for yourself, both of them, see how you handle it :Drzu-rzu
- skinny_puppy2
It's somewhat unsettling that you felt the need to point this out.
-- Continuity
- Continuity2
'Yeah, I'm not taking that bait. You do you, you wriggly son of a bitch.'
— skinny_puppy
- imbecile0
"gotta watch out for aggressive beavers."
— sarahfailin
- palimpsest3
Few things are cheaper than your mum.
- Continuity
- imbecile5
lol, only a retard would think metaphysics was science
monospaced
- fadein115
"Very one sided you are"
— NBQ00 / Yoda- ‘very fine people on both sides’imbecile
- very, very fine.doesnotexist
- palimpsest3
"Some nice cars there."
- NBQ00
- If you're surprised at this comment, raise your hands.
Anyone?
Anyone?Continuity - So what, are you guys racists? Saying Gaza people can't have nice cars and all have to be poor?NBQ00
- He's here all week!palimpsest
- Try the matzo balls.Continuity
- FLOL!palimpsest
- If you're surprised at this comment, raise your hands.
- Continuity18
"hey one day you're going to feel disappointed out of no where. because you don't have ceiling sex swing but i do."
— pango
- ok.. I'll admit it.
that made me fucking laugh.exador1 - lolYakuZoku
- I thought it was for a hanging plant.fadein11
- Well. You thought wrong, didn't you?Continuity
- :)fadein11
- Is Pango having sex with a plant? ?maikel
- harvey weinstein style!YakuZoku
- yup i'm a vegetarian nowpango
- sex swings are overratedautoflavour
- ^ did you pull a muscle?pango
- found the reason for all my sorrowsBeeswax
- its a great line for mid night infomercials :Ppango
- How big is the swing? Can you sleep in itdrgs
- ok.. I'll admit it.
- canoe4
-- then you bitches complain why retailers and pharmacies don't 'invest' in poor neighborhoods
hotroddy
- < Why would anyone go to a site if they thought 'everyone was a bunch of bitches'? Like, who the hell has that much nothing going on in their life?canoe
- looks like you are the ignorant bitch.
https://qbn.com/repl…hotroddy - I thought you were going to point out that someone complained about retailers and pharmacies, not to another thread full of your nonsense again.canoe
- skinny_puppy1
"The presence of Comic Sans at once repulses me and amuses me."
— Continuity
- imbecile0
Hold up.
palimpsestagreed