QBN Out of Context Responses (QBNOoCR)
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- See, my drama counter works!palimpsest
- I'm still trying to figure out how that statement actually matters, except on a playground and uttered in a tantrum by a snotty 5 year old.Continuity
- The more I read the quote the funnier it gets.palimpsest
- 'Waaah!!! I was here first!! Mommyyyy! mono won't let me on the swing!!!'Continuity
- @continuity I was here before yougrafician
- I don’t even know where this ismonospaced
- It's fine monospaced, you don't need to know everything as usualgrafician
- Oh Continuity and I thought Canadians were nice welcoming and warm people...grafician
- Then again Creative Directors are usually cunts so I guess this explains a lot about you mate :))grafician
- canadians are nice...italians are lazy.. germans precise..romanians are draculaz...what his this? .. the idiotic generalisation hustle...neverscared
- ^ straight from the Romanian infant with the neckbeard.Continuity
- Who, rasputian?Nairn
- and yet still no clue.sted
- sted and Nairn were here before all of us.palimpsest
- Canadians are more passive aggressive than nice.pango
- @mono - didn't you have another user account pre-monospaced?Nairn
- @Nairn, nope. Just this one.monospaced
- Huh. Not sure why I thought that, then.
As you were!Nairn
- @Nairn yup I had the same impression, monospaced created the current account after another "altercation" with a fellow QBNergrafician
- But anyway, I was here before monospaced AND Continuity so statement true and I can flex on that whenever I fucking wantgrafician
- Grow up, you fucking child.Continuity
- So I'm the only one who is allowed to say: @grafician shut the fuck up.sted
- jesus lolfadein11
- Never had any account before this despite your silly imaginations. Can’t believe you’re so focused on such an irrelevant point in the first place.monospaced
- LOL I'm amazed you guys still going at itgrafician
- Anyway @monospaced this guy @monoboy was here before you as well :)))))))))))))))))))
- stfu nobody gives a fuckmonospaced
- Then why do you keep commenting?
Don't you have to design and produce some of the largest and elaborate booths at mobile world congress?!grafician
- this sounds childish af, but: Graf - I literally don't remember you from 'before'; I do Mono, as much as he annoys me sometimes, but HE's old school to me.Nairn
- You're a histrionic berk with a perversely-overinfla... sense of self worth and value. The more you claim to be 'smarter' than all here, the less we value you.Nairn
- Also, get a fucking shave.Nairn
- @Nairn fair, I was out for many years
Also this is my one and only account
I can be annoying, but also very reasonable if we engage in constructive discoursegrafician
- Oh you had more comments lol
- @Nairn and yet I was here long before many around, why am I to blame if many here know fuck all about fuck all?
Not my problem some feel intimidated
- Sure, just putting my pointless, non-existant flag on Mono's side of the argument here. As you were!Nairn
- I have no argument besides who cares? Not even sure why this child even brought it up. It means nothing.monospaced
- My only comments here are replies to people asking me questions, or to tell you to shut the fuck up because you're such an annoying little talentless bitchmonospaced
- You have completely missed the point that this screenshot's only purpose is to mock YOU and your petty existence.monospaced
- you are a mahoosive bell end._me_
- We heart him, though.Continuity
- Let me guess: monospaced said this in his usual boasting posts :))))grafician
'I guess this that's Rendi's cock between us. Just laying there not doing a goddamned thing!'
- what the fuck , who the fuck ? fuck off !_me_
"Cooking = digesting. Hence humans were able to evolve. You ever see a sheep or cow? They eat, then sit around digesting. If they could find a way to cook grass.
... then farm animals might start doing phd's
the more you can pre-digest your food, the more time you have to do non survival stuff like 'think' about this and that.
chewing = develop jaw strength = your face, voice, teeth, breathing = more healthy."
- I would LOVE to hear more of shapesalad's theories on evolution.palimpsest
- Me too, but I'm off to the gym now. It's heavy jaw day, 5x5.Continuity
- Mens sana in corpore sano.palimpsest
- You have to take Shape's responses with a pinch of salt. Remember, salt was invented to allow us to appreciate the flavour of our meals more thoroughlyIanbolton
- Did I just say salt was invented? Yep, you did Ian. And now Im talking to myself again.Ianbolton
- Cooked food is easier to digest. Protein utilization from raw eggs is only half compared to cooked eggs. External digestiondrgs
- While I work, I half listen to loads of science podcasts... then I half remember the details, and post it here. Enjoy!shapesalad
- mm, drgs - I always liked the idea that cooking food means that we pre-digest food so our intestines are shorter and our bellies less smaller and less round.Nairn
- I'll bet this is why animals always nap and are sleepy all the timedrgs
- In fact, some scientists have even speculated that cows might sleep standing up because they're too tired from all that chewing to lie down.
- It’s a very strong theory that cooking was one of the direct causes of our punctuated evolution as a species. Lots of evidence supports this.monospaced
- The reason humans started cooking their food is because our prehistoric ancestors were tired of getting jaw cramps from chewing raw meat all the time.palimpsest
- Without cooking we would have never evolved!
- Counter-point: Liver King. Go.Continuity
- Liver King is not a human, he's evolved into Homo Heparus.palimpsest
"Also, AI is not a computer."
- But is a computer AI?Continuity
- If you install an antivirus on the OS it's no longer a computer from then the possibilities are endless.palimpsest
- Oh, dear. That chenges everything, doesn't it.
What is it, then, if not a computer after being ... err ... vaxxed?Continuity
- Ceci n'est pas une tomate.Continuity
- The basic definition of a computer is inputing data into a machine and receiving output in return. AI art is all about input and output, heavy duty computing.canoe
- And what I said palimpsest was "some computer made it". It seems you're too far into the AI rabbit hole to grasp that simple idea.canoe
- How you doing, bro?palimpsest
'He's really big, has glowing golden eyes, a giant cock and a bulging nutsack'
- Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
- The Gruffalo for adults?Nairn
- That's my boy!sausages
- Flol at the gruffalorobotinc
- Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
"Your lack of experience in the kitchen is showing"
- OK, chief.imbecile
- Yes, chef!palimpsest
- "Gas tastes better".palimpsest
- You can read! Congrats chief.imbecile
"That's not how you swab your partner"
"10 minutes to tie your shoes."
"And then she opened up with ... something ... from her arsehole that sounded not unlike a goose blowing through a vuvuzela."
"Humanity evolved from other species."
- I approve this statement.CyBrainX
[...] when you're on your deathbed at 63, I hope your last thoughts aren't
"Gee, I wish I'd tongued an ass just once, at least"
- Yes. Yes, sir, it absolutely belongs here.Continuity
- that's wisdom right thereoey_oey
- I turned 60 last month. I did it once.CyBrainX
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS BAG IS FILLED WITH WATERMELON RINDS AND DIRTY DIAPERS!!”
- No context.palimpsest
- Damn. You beat me to it.CyBrainX
- This is making me laugh entirely more than it has a right to.Continuity
"never got into aphex twin, always sounded a bit like an indie bedroom producer with a drug problem"
- Some of those indie bedroom producers with drug problems make great music.jagara
- Haha. It's just druggie nonsense.Ianbolton
- <3 the aphex twinsscarabin
- Both of them?palimpsest
- Yeah, though the taller one is betterscarabin
This and everything else on QBN will be better if you don't share your fights.
- this thread was started by Nairn exactly to start fights apparentlygrafician
- Yes, that's right. Nairn started this thread because he's out to get you.
You tedious fucking bore.Continuity
- case in point...grafician
- It really isn't, but you do you.
It's OK if you don't get it™.Nairn
- Continuity is bald, you're a guy with a laser shop. Remember when I gave you feedback on your dumb website? Chill.grafician
- If there's a point being made here, I can't see it other than you still not getting that this is all nothing to do with you or your ego.Nairn
- epill 2.0Nairn
- There's no point here at all, Nairn. It's grafician grasping at whatever feeble straws he can manage to find.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.Continuity
- Why the fuck you care about me so much?
Mind your fucking business
the point was I couldn't care less about your opinions two old nobodies hanging aroundgrafician
- Scroll up to the top of this post and see who cares about who. I generally ignore you, where I can, because you offer nothing of amusement or use to me.Nairn
- We agree to agree thengrafician
- How did I miss this?palimpsest
- lol at that shitbird taking personal swipes when told that he's a clueless bore and that not only is this not about him, that he is fucking clueless in generalmonospaced
Here we go...again
- FYI @monospaced, no, we don't do the "largest and elaborate booths at mobile world congress" buddy :))))grafician
- I said some of them. The one I’m workin on now is right next to the main GSMA stage. It’s nearly 300sq meters.monospaced
- You really don't get it, do you?grafician
- I guess not.monospaced
- lol. I don't get 98% of what's discussed on this site.dopepope
- Talking of not really getting it...Nairn
- I guess I’m not.monospaced
- Not you!Nairn
- Nairn you really don't get it eithergrafician
- I think I get the purpose of the thread I created. My apologies if I'm wrong...
You fucking moron.Nairn
- This was about monospaced's arrogant comments - told you you didn't get it either
you accuse me of things, but not monospaced?grafician
- Fucking hypocritesgrafician
- It's ok if you don't get it™Nairn
- grafician calling someone out for being arrogant *and* a hypocrite. Apparently sans irony. Just about the most hilarious thing I've read.Continuity
- Not my problem you guys have problemsgrafician
- you fucking twat, you insulted me directly making a fucktard assumption about my work, and when I corrected your ignorant ass, you called me arrogantmonospaced
- I love how this eastern euro app UI designer (buttons ffs) feels like he's in a position to look down on us. You'd be a junior at BEST here.monospaced
- I've seen your work. And I can stand by my original comment: based on what I see, you have no right to critique my work ever again.monospaced
In the techno thread about a DJ playing a set.
“not enough iodine in his diet = boil on face.”
but please don't argue with morons
This dumbfuck just can’t stop