UK is Fucked
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- PhanLo0
New Zealand flags on our food. FFS
-- SS should've done a keynotefadein11
- Excuse you.. I'd have used Google Slides. How dare you!shapesalad
- Gardener5
- I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THEIR NEW SHAWARMA WRAPS WHEN THEY COME OUT. I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE OODLES OF TASTE, JUST LIKE ALL THEIR OTHER FAYRENairn
- way too many G's going on hereGnash
- sausage rollsssszzzz and litter. Yassss minPhanLo
- a rare UK brand, recession proof and generally doing well. Says it all really bwahahafadein11
- the owners son's a convicted pedo though I believe?fadein11
- TAPS AFF5timuli
- True fact. I've never eaten from greggs.shapesalad
- That flex makes me so fucking wet.
Take me.Nairn - Their yum yums are lush.zardoz
- If you've not eaten ass or eaten Greggs, can you even say you've lived?PhanLo
- Cheese and onion pasties. Not a thing at all in Aus but how I miss them. In my memory a British town is not complete without a Greggs and a Carphone Warehouse.MrT
- Nairn4
This is quite amusing..
"This website shows every grubby food outlet in the UK.
What defines "grubby", you ask? Any business that has failed its latest food hygiene inspection (according to official Food Standards Agency data)."
https://pantryandlarder.com/grub…
Turns out the two cafes near our house that I've never been into but are very popular with the locals have a zero and one rating, lol
- Why is it listing mini-market/convenie... stores? The ones near me sell just junk food, cola and chocolate bars, they don't make food.shapesalad
- Loads of 0s, 1s, and 2s in the 500 metre radius surrounding where I lived in Old Street. But, then, I didn't need this map to tell me this, either. Ew.Continuity
- Eh, Kingsland Road, not Old Street. Need more caffeine, apparently.Continuity
- Loads of convenience stores sell heated food you muppet.fadein11
- interestingly the 3 near me I have also never visitedfadein11
- lol... dont eat in WalthamstowBluejam
- ^ That actually sounds like some weird web series. Nairn, steal the title and sample Walthamstow's worst.garbage
- Only one near me, never been, interesting Google reviews; "refused to give me my money back for a drink that I didn't order. Terrible customer service."webazoot
- Thankfully my favourite red salt fries and chicken place in Liverpool never made the list. Quite a few other ones on the street did thoughPhanLo
- Lol @ garbageBluejam
- Look at the data https://pantryandlar…shapesalad
- Best rated: #1 Western fast food. #2 English Fish+Chips. #3 European Italian Pizza.shapesalad
- Worse rated: #1 Chicken Shop. #2 Indian. #3 Chinese. #4 Kebab.shapesalad
- I think this data is racist and misrepresenting the UK's diversity.shapesalad
- Dame Steven Lawrence's mum needs to launch an enquiry!zardoz
- Haha the oaktree cafe (0 rating) is where all the bin men go on a friday. Its a see of flouro roange and trucks outsidewoowahesque
- shapesalad-6
- Birmingham is approx 70%(ish White British to add clarity to this ridiculous report, on a ridiculous station, 6 months old and wholly derided at the time.fadein11
- Great clickbait thoughfadein11
- Also, none of us fucking cares.
You're a fucking spacker, shape.Continuity - It's becoming increasingly obvious why your ex-wife decided it was time to get well away from you.Continuity
- B'ham is 43% White British according to the numbers i'm looking at.zardoz
- The "minority" figure now numbers 51.3%. Enoch_Powell.jpegzardoz
- apologies 70% British born, but White British still by far the biggest ethnic group.fadein11
- So not the minority at all.fadein11
- "According to the 2011 census 57.9% of people in Birmingham are White. Asian and Asian British people make up the next largest group, with 26.6%"fadein11
- https://populationda…fadein11
- Census data says pretty much the same also.fadein11
- *latest 2021 data, British white by far the biggest ethnic groupfadein11
- Are you scared, Shape? Vote BNP or UKIP?Ianbolton
- shape "i'm not racist i just don't like my apartment smelling like curry" saladkingsteven
- You lot are triggered. I am not racist. I not against multi-culturalism. I am against seeping unmanaged mass migration that create more problems than it solves.shapesalad
- You lot are too ready to point fingers and throw accusations of racist at anyone that pushes back on this extreme left wing diversity agenda at play.shapesalad
- Go look at the official census data. It looks more like the war maps of Russia taking Ukraine. In any other guise you’d say it was an invasion.shapesalad
- My issue it is not managed it is not diverse, it is two main cultures / races seeping into the Uk and taking over.shapesalad
- extreme left wing immigration agenda? The tories have been in power for 13 years and New Labour were arguably centre right lol. You are clueless.fadein11
- And as that lady on the tv show about the kings coronation said “terribly white”... yep. Your diversity is just as racist as the whites.shapesalad
- We’re tribal by evolution. Deal with it. I’m not stabbing someone or denying them a home or living. I’m saying the country is mismanaged.shapesalad
- 'I am not racist.' FLOL!
You are demonstrably racist, you sack of shit.
Fuck off.Continuity - lol at accusing "you lot" of being triggered, you are an imbecile in a perma-triggered state of negativity and deluded nonsense.fadein11
- SS, maybe Britain is not for you. Have you considered moving to a less diverse country?palimpsest
- shape "im not racist because i only hate the two main cultures / races seeping into the UK" saladkingsteven
- The 2021 census shows whitey to be a minority.zardoz
- Gardener0
- Bullshit.
The metal covers on utilities/comms/sewe... access are covered with sand to stop the horses from slipping.Morning_star - ^Yep, that's true. Middle of London I imagine has really good roads. As least sausage fingers never felt a bump on his little nonce day.PhanLo
- woah 17 metal road covers in 10 meters... cool story brofadein11
- @fadein11 Have a look at another angle.. https://westbridgfor…Morning_star
- square potholes.. remarkable.zardoz
- @morning, yeah I see potholes and road covers, not that I care about any of them hafadein11
- Bullshit.
- PhanLo0
"Mad royalist Alice Chambers got down to the Mall early and got a good spot to watch the zombie procession. However at 9am the Met slapped the bracelets on her and she was carted off to the cells. Unknowingly, she’d been standing next to Just Stop Oil protesters and got swept up in the pre-crime round-up. She was searched, asked repeatedly why she was on the Mall, banged up in a cell, had her DNA, fingerprints and mugshot taken. Not released till 10pm, she missed the whole thing. “I hadn’t heard of Just Stop Oil until today I feel like once I was in the system they didn’t listen.”
Priceless."
-- It's like the boy in the striped pyjamas all over again.PhanLo
- At least they never executed her like that Brazilian guy I suppose. https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- zardoz0
- They should redo the badges in that Thundercats style.zardoz
- Because they have slave ships on them?jmckinno
- This like not tipping the uber driver that brought the ethnic minorities to the party.shapesalad
- @jmckinno The city grew primarily because of the textile industry made from cotton brought on ships from slave plantations in Africa/America.Hayzilla
- Basically every city in Britain had ships with ill gotten gains on them at some point in time.Hayzilla
- I'm always surprised by a city so far inland celebrating it's nautical history. Mental.Hayzilla
- or every merchant ship today carrying goods made with child and slave labour. This is the dumbest campaign ever._niko
- but the badges should be redesigned because they're shit._niko
- Crazier still that Portsmouth, Liverpool, Dover, Felixstowe & Southampton clubs don't reference ships at all.Hayzilla
- shapesalad-2
What's with the quality of eggs today? No matter which I buy, cheapest caged hen eggs through to expensive organic ones - they all make me explode in farts.
Is it because the birds have been caged for a year due to bird flu?
- signs of getting old.sted
- maybe they weren't wearing the proper N95 maskshotroddy
- have you ever thought about posting something you like and/or positive? You are such a depressing nause.fadein11
- ^Continuity
- @fade he isn't venting enough ahahasted
- he's either ranting his racist BS or whining about how shit it is in the UK (he as a small point)... but ffs, I he needs to fuck off back to Lisbonfadein11
- Where are rules for what we can and can't post here?shapesalad
- feel free to bore and depress people if that's your thing.fadein11
- Theyre are no rules. It's just that you're a revolting individual many of us would prefer to not hear from. That's all.Continuity
- I mean, between you being both a flagrant racist and being where fun goes to die, I really don't know what's the point of you.Continuity
- so this is where the drama is :)
https://media1.giphy…pango - And to top it off, he thinks he wins if you call him racist, as if that was some nonsense that has no bearing on his overt and overwhelming ignorant bigotry.monospaced
- whenever i go see my folks i buy a dozen or so from a local farm, laid that day. a totally different thing from the supermarkets' offerings.hans_glib
- Interesting to read your opinions of me and your guesses of what I think.shapesalad
- @fadein11 sorry but we had in down here long enough, please look elsewheredmay
- word soup?fadein11
- @dmay, yep I don't blame you.fadein11
- @SS you are a miserable, negative racist twat who inflicts everyone here to your boring whining. They aren't just my opinions. Back to Andrew Tate or whateverfadein11
- tbf, I often wince at eggs from a certain brand that taste really fishy to me - presumably a function of the hens having been fed awful seatrawl-mass.Nairn
- https://imgur.com/zZ…pango
- Get local farm fresh. I have noticed this too.rootlock
- Gnash5
- Northampton, not far away. Milton Keynes is hell on Earth.fadein11
- I think he's emigrated to Scotland now though.fadein11
- So it’s true, lolGnash
- yup. ha.fadein11
- This is how I picture up small towns
https://pbs.twimg.co…Gnash - UK* not upGnash
- So many lovely places like that yep, but Milton Keynes was a post war new town built for overspill, they even attempted to create a US utopia (no road islandsfadein11
- and all built on a grid system). Very odd place but they are all over the Midlands also.fadein11
- Redditch being a prime example.fadein11
- I lived in MK for 41 years and confirm it is an awful place to live, but I always lived in the older town areas. There is no more a souless place to live..Gardener
- Apart from Northampton where I lived for 15 years after, I'm glad I now live in Scotland as it may not be a happening place but there is beauty on my doorstep.Gardener
- jmckinno2
- Cannibalisejmckinno
- That guy is such a left wing up his own bum Londoner.shapesalad
- 100's of years ago, people greeted other people arriving to their land by boat with spears and arrows. With good reason.shapesalad
- They do threaten our values and lifestyle - has he not seen the state of London these days, it's not like it were in the 1960s when it was the English capital.shapesalad
- fuck off Shape. The UK is one of the most multicultural countries in the world. We don't have to paint a picture of us v them unless we're promoting fearIanbolton
- Shape getting mixed up between ethnic minorities and immigrants again. 1/3 of London population has been from outside the UK since the 1800skingsteven
- and fucking hell, white British Londeners are the worst people therekingsteven
- shape is an utter cunt... My parents came because the british government told them to come from Jamaica, that they where needed... and it was them and many...necromation
- others to come and they fucking rebuilt this shithole, and it was them and many other commonwealth countries that shaped this island and actual made it great!necromation
- SS strikes again!fadein11
- the food, the music, the fashion... its the multiculturalism that makes this place. if you dont like it... maybe you should 'fuck off', just a thoughtnecromation
- 'people greeted other people arriving to their land by boat with spears and arrows. With good reason.'
Like the lands English people 'emigrated' to from ...Continuity - ... the 16th to 18th centuries, shape?Continuity
- North America, the Caribbean, Africa, Asia ... those British immigrants, I'll tell you. Threatened everyone's values and lifestyles, they did.Continuity
- why i always hated the term 'expats' it basically, white people good - everyone else is a immigrant loooolnecromation
- @necor, don't worry, this site isn't full of total cunts like him. He's clueless, bigoted and bitter... and his wife left him.fadein11
- *necrofadein11
- daughter's been in London for 6 months now, I was there a few weeks ago. London was great, as multicultural as my city and all the better for itGnash
- shape, you gotta get out more and chillGnash
- she's never felt unsafe and is loving it there. she doesn't want to leave. so not sure which London you're talking aboutGnash
- I have ZERO time or patience or whatever for folks that piss on Multiculturalism. My entire family is a product of it, so fuck you if you have a problem with itexador1
- There's nothing wrong with the vast majority of British Londoners. They're an equal part of why it works, for the most part.Fax_Benson
- London has loads of issues like any fucking city with 10 million people. But SS is still a fucking whiney little dipshit who seems to get a buzz out offadein11
- telling strangers on a design forum how shit his life is.fadein11
- Hey, go live right in middle of it all in London for 10+ years and end up with shit neighbours and tell me it's all sunshine and rainbows when your home,shapesalad
- "ooooh I smelt weed on a bus" absolute prat.fadein11
- your over priced home, everyday sounds and smells like it may as well be in the Middle East. When your sleep is constantly disturbed.shapesalad
- your thick as pigshit, STFUfadein11
- Go through that and u may well change your mind on it all. Before living in London I was super open minded to foreign cultures, loved it all. It needs balance.shapesalad
- move then, sell some crypto and find your utopia. you are a spazmo. grow up.fadein11
- Having shit neighbors is just having shit neighbors, shape. Worst neighbors I ever had were 3rd-generation Scottish/canucks.Gnash
- Next time you smell your neighbors cooking, ask for some. Middle-eastern food is the bestGnash
- whatthefunk1
- Hard Day's KnighthoodFax_Benson
- Spike Milligan?PhanLo
- Prostate examzardoz