UK is Fucked
UK is Fucked
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- Gardener1
he stays - same
replaced by another tory - same
general election, tories win - same
general election, starmer wins - same
general election, starmer wins, durham police fire him, new leader decided by purged labour party - same- ???shapesalad
- you missed one Gardener: Everyone ignores the political kindergarten and goes to the pub - same but at least we're pissedMorning_star
- Yeah, that's politics in a bucket. All of them are cunts. Each and every last one.
'Durham police fire him' tho?Nairn - he's under investigation by Durham police for eating a curry after a day campaigning and said he will resign if he gets a penalty.fadein11
- It would be quite funny if he had to resign as well. But then all the plums who call him Keith will be laughing, so it must not happen.Fax_Benson
- Bluejam1
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- lolfadein11
- Wait, 31 resignations since yesterday? WTF?cherub
- Gonna ask a dumb question. So, if those ppl who resign, is there a chance they will come back under the next PM or is their political career over?cherub
- If they are leaving gov't for good this is kinda terrible for the UK... some of those ppl are talented ppl the gov't needs to function correctly right?cherub
- the whole reason most of them are resigning is so they can come back under a new leader.Fax_Benson
- and act like they never had anything to do with himFax_Benson
- That's a relief. If they were to quit completely and stay away that'd be terrible for Britain. How can you have parliament with no MPs? lolcherub
- lockdown boozy party after hour...neverscared
- Full mutiny. Nice.monospaced
- Continuity0
You seem to be haemorrhaging cabinet ministers and civil servants over there today.
Bye-bye Boris?
- He aint going nowhere. He'd literally have to rape a baby to even come close to leaving.Hayzilla
- He will be out next week latest when the 1922 committee change the rules and vote him out. But it's so bad now it may be this week, even today.fadein11
- https://pbs.twimg.co…Bluejam
- try again ...
https://pbs.twimg.co…Bluejam - I get the feeling he doesn't need staff.
He can run the cuntry on his ownIanbolton - They are grilling him so hard on military cutbacks in the liason meeting right now.cherub
- I wasn't sure if he was selling them our weapons (maybe even for commission) or are we just giving them away?Ianbolton
- no point in listening to anything he says, it'll all be lies and / or made up nonsensehans_glib
- I've never see Boris so uncomfortable as he was during this meeting.cherub
- Fax_Benson0
So they bottled it?
Got a posse together to go into town and finish it, and he talked them round.
- Bluejam6
- He hangs on, like that little smear of poo stuck in your bum hairs that you just can't seem to wipe off, doesn't he?Continuity
- Cummings claiming he has heard he is preparing to resign now.fadein11
- I'm still laughing at Gove getting the sack,
what a fucking muppet
https://c.tenor.com/…Bluejam - ^ I love how Gove got the sack. Was that one of the first as everyone else just quitIanbolton
- LOL, politics + central banks, the modern day source of comedy.shapesalad
- Is it better that he stays so Labour have a better chance of getting in, in the next general election?Chimp
- Is Gove blocked from getting pension as a result of being sacked?cherub
- No, he's still a MP.zardoz
- I hope queenie declares a national holidaynecromation
- :) https://twitter.com/…neverscared
- dmay2
- neverscared1
- he's gone but also not gone. extracting maximum grift value from us all.hans_glib
- Trying to get rid of that stench of shit is going take time. Like the stench of Trump will live on in America for decadesIanbolton
- Will be funny watching England vote Tory again.PhanLo
- “The prospect of a new conservative PM is like seeing a menu of diseases and having your dad order for you”Bluejam
- ^ via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- Hehe.PhanLo
- Brilliantgarbage
- The cunts (Tories) will win next GE, because the other cunts (Labour) are so dog shit awful. Zero difference, both engulfed with Gammon flag shaggers.mrAtor
- BuddhaHat0
Watching his speech right now and you can faintly hear the boos and jeers from further down Downing St. Fuck right off Boris, don't let the No. 10 door hit you on the way out.
- ah well. After Trump and Boris, back to boring politics, unless Biden trips on stairs or falls off bicycle.shapesalad
- To think that — back in the day — we thought Bush Jr nearly choking to death was the height of political comedy gold. Little did we know.Continuity
- Thoughts and prayers for Cold War Steve. Boris provided so much material, fingers crossed the next PM delivers ...Bluejam
- https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- Biden can't ride a bike!OBBTKN
- That's the one thing Boris did well, ride a bicycle.shapesalad
- Continuity0
So what are the changes of a general election being called before 2025?
- And by 'changes', I do mean 'chances'.Continuity
- Unlikely. Although, to be honest, where is the opposition?Morning_star
- When Keir Starmer ordered party members to not stand with the rail workers union it was obvious they're basically Tory Lite. Not a strong opposition.BuddhaHat
- I'd guess highly likely. New PM will be accused of not having a mandate from the electorate, especially if new policies not in 2019 manifesto.Fax_Benson
- Labour could be keen to push for GE before Tories recover from current shitshow, especially if they find someone vaguely competent.Fax_Benson
- Ben Wallace is polling fave among tory members.fadein11
- Oh dear. Isn't Ben Wallace one of the few Conservative Remainers?Continuity
- neverscared2
#clownfall
- utopian1
- And the Pound is rallying against the Euro now.shapesalad
- The worst thing here is that the Tories can now get in a new leader and blame everything on Bojo while carrying on being cunts.Chimp
- @chimp it has always been thusfadein11
- He’s not leaving for 4 months so there will be plenty more fun to comePhanLo