UK is Fucked
UK is Fucked
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- nb1
- Look forward to 90 more years of austerity.PhanLo
- Brexit voting cunts will use Covid as an excuse for fucking our country now right?!Hayzilla
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^ some great posts on the gas situationBluejam - It's weird we're in a cold war with Russia, but we rely on them for fuel?PhanLo
- That's the diff with UK + Ger/Fra - we rely less absolutely on imports (AT 40%) as we still generate a lot from the North Sea = less need for storage. Still.Nairn
- Bluejam2
- WHAT???!!!
tons and tonnes are different???Projectile - You forgot about measuring distance in units of time. Like, how far is the nearest bookies? About 10 minutes that way.
Awesome!face_melter - All you need to know is:
Is it further than the pub?
Does it cost more than a pint?
Is it bigger than a pork scratching?
Can you play darts there?Chimp - If it's hot then Farenheit too ("It was well over 100 degrees so I got drunk in the morning then went to the beach at noon to top up my skin cancer")NonEntity
- WHAT???!!!
- kingsteven1
- 'Rescued' the dog that ran off the edge of a cliff after he tried hanging out the back of it. I'm not sure that counts.Nairn
- What Matthew doesn't mention is how Andy then later shaved the dug and fucked it like a canine fleshlight until it tore in two.face_melter
- Or maybe he does? The Times is behind a paywall.face_melter
- Exactly. The dogs bid to end it all was scuppered by its abuser. HRH Dog Shagger.Morning_star
- False flagjmckinno
- But how many stolen dogs has he deliberately taken to the highlands and abandoned? More questions than answers.Fax_Benson
- "OK, it wasn’t a fair maiden" :-| https://archive.is/k…kingsteven
- We may have our differences on the forum here but I'm gladdened to know that we were all able to come together and 'joke' about HandyAndy fucking a dog.Nairn
- Well, he did marry one.Brabo_Brabo
- Poor dog! A traditional royal rescue in which you are rescued and then fucked in the arse until you wish you hadn't been rescued at all.Ianbolton
- He got 99 problems but a bitch aint oneNonEntity
- neverscared2
- what a fucking twat
https://pbs.twimg.co…Bluejam - I guess wearing a mask was optional.jmckinno
- what a fucking twat
- Bluejam10
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- LOL_me_
- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAnecromation
- Spinning Thatcher is a solid band name.BK
- 6 ha yeah, but I can't not see the sexytime image...MrT
- PhanLo4
- £30 an hour strawb picking the now.
Still too hard for a Brit to do it.PhanLo - Picking fruit/veg = exposure to pesticides = high high increased risk of developing Parkinsons.shapesalad
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Pro tip - piss in the punnets to make 'em heavier. Kerching.Brabo_Brabo
- Difference here being that it's fairly easy to undo an underdone steak.Nairn
- "Ooh, shit - I *really* said 'cremate the fucker'? I didn't mean that. Can we try agai.. no? Ok".Nairn
- £30 an hour strawb picking the now.
- Bluejam1
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- lolfadein11
- Friend of mine is insistant Joanna Lumley is a nonce.Brabo_Brabo
- The beeb is riddled with 'em.Brabo_Brabo
- Apparently Del Boy is a nonce too. Rodney will be sad, the plonker.PhanLo
- Yeah, Del gave a peedo his house keys for some underage bumming.Brabo_Brabo
- Said peedo ran a kid's flying club to reel in his victims.Brabo_Brabo
- Nairn2
Time to set up the gallows and start dragging cunts out of their houses, methinks.
- I'm actually surprised that nothing
like that happened so farsted - Give it a bit of time. Brits don't have a culture of revolution.Nairn
- good for him for relieving idiots of their moneyhans_glib
- lol the cesspit that is the comments section,
DM readers never fail to deliver ...Bluejam - it's good to see his first 2017 video and understand how well he leveraged that to now be in a position as hans_glib outlines.shapesalad
- I bet Jan didn't order a salad.MrT
- I'm actually surprised that nothing
- Bluejam3
Government: Please don’t panic buy petrol
The British public:
- PhanLo0
- This wasn't the maddest scene I saw over the weekend down southPhanLo
- we don't use the words "daft cunt" over here but I think, that's what you lot would say in a situation like this :)_niko
- not as bad as that silly bint who used carrier bags on the last fuel panichans_glib
- I wonder what happens when unleaded petrol and cheap plastic come together?jmckinno
- Nairn0
The old Gods sent a harbinger, and we shot it.
- PhanLo0
- So many Union Jack emojisPhanLo
- EUR/GBP, very nice trade against £ this am.shapesalad
- I think is Britain is first. First to shoot itself in the foot. Right?shapesalad
- too many 'is' sorry.shapesalad
- get back to your lorrieshans_glib
- Weird Winston Churchill cosplay.PhanLo
- How they've become a political party and not classified as a hate group beggar belief.SlashPeckham
- PhanLo0
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L O L- Comments on the vid are great, the full range of opinions from apocalypse to fake MSM mind control.PhanLo
- The fact that we find this shocking is a good thing. You wanna see some of the shit that happens in Nigeria when there isn't enough to go around....Morning_star
- ...The machetes come out and people are killed, routinely, and people walk over the bodies as though nothing has happened. This isn't collapse, just frustrationMorning_star
- I don't find it shocking, I see it as inevitable.PhanLo
- True.Morning_star
- PhanLo4
- there were a hand full of PS that didnt get a delivery. today PS's are reporting 4x the usual daily demand. its not a lack of drivers its dickheads panic buyingtrooperbill
- actually it's both. a lack of drivers means that petrol stations are low on fuel, people panic buying means the stations are now emptyhans_glib
- I got petrol today easy enough.Brabo_Brabo
- Then you win the prizePhanLo
- Lol, it's not a shortage of drivers, it's a surplus of HGVs and fuel tankers.Fax_Benson
- a surfeit of undelivered stuffFax_Benson
- bobo... US is not UK... different continent...pango
- I wonder if the hard working British people will rise to the occasion... something something... WWII... sovereignty... taking back our boarders.jmckinno