Quarantine of the Day
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- Gnash2
Oh crap *runs out to car*
Fire department warning: Hand sanitizer could explode in your car this summer
https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/fi…
Hide yo kids
- imbecile1
I don’t swim anymore. I’ve gained weight I’d prefer not have. I don’t eat chocolate but I’ve made Cookie Crisp from scratch for breakfast more than one morning. I also don’t drink caffeine, but I’m pretty sure I just had a vodka Red Bull. Strange times indeed.
- utopian0
- haha the microwave filter :)sted
- He’s really close with his sister.monospaced
- Halo Reach was shitHayzilla
- Krassy10
- omahadesigns5
- Is it possible he’s this stupid.nb
- Good to see that the spoiled brat is still a fucking idiot that feels free to go on his soapbox to address things he clearly doesn't understand.garbage
- I have a theory that these babyfaced cunts with zero expertise on anything are so influential on FB bc they look like what old people wish their kids were like.garbage
- And Facebook is pretty much just old people now.garbage
- BECUZ BILL GATE WANT TO CONTROL US WITH HIS VAXINEBennn
- who the fuck is this? oh wait, I don't care.lvl_13
- webazoot5
Zoom Crasher Becomes Too Engrossed In Sales Meeting To Scream Obscenities
SEATTLE — Deciding against interrupting the actually quite gripping call on marketing and customer research, local Zoom crasher Mike Gromer reportedly became too engrossed in a sales meeting Wednesday to scream obscenities.
“I planned on barging in and shouting a bunch of white supremacist stuff, but they were discussing strategies for increasing brand awareness among the coveted 18-34 demographic, and I stopped dead in my tracks,” said a naked Gromer as he lowered his penis away from the camera, explaining that he totally forgot about his intentions to screen share incredibly disturbing hardcore pornography the second he heard the marketing team reveal their sales targets and tactics.
“I just got so wrapped up in Lydia’s PowerPoint presentation outlining their Q4 projections that it didn’t even dawn on me that I hadn’t gotten around to calling all the women ‘cunts’ and the men ‘dickless beta cucks.’ Wow, I’m expecting big things from this team. I should probably just turn off my camera so the giant swastika doesn’t distract from these B2B figures.”
At press time, a quietly masturbating Gromer had been promoted to Southwest regional account manager for his invaluable contributions during the meeting.
- moldero12
- nb3
How much did hand sanitizer cost in the old days? My grocery has it for $9 for about 5 oz, I have no idea if that's gouging.
- Around $3 to $4 bucks, definitely gouging.utopian
- My neighbour paid AU$90 for a 1 litre bottle in late March, apparently.MrT
- Just steal it.section_014
- Report them to... the news?monospaced
- It’s possible they paid $7nb
- I won’t report them, they’re good people. I bet if I asked the manager for a free bottle, he’d say yesnb
- 0,3€OBBTKN
- 5€ for a 200ml bottlemekk