Self-Quarantine Preparation Tips & Tricks
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- SteveJobs
A) Preparation tips for quarantine confinement, martial law, food/resource shortages, looters, zombies, electricity, water, and toilet paper outages, and other end-of-the-world scenarios.
B) Boredom mitigation activities (Netflix, XBox One X, Twister, etc).
**Mostly intended as a light-hearted, but anything goes**
Post if ya got 'em.
- drgs0
Toilet paper
- Krassy4
WiFi + QBN
- Continuity0
Beef jerky, I guess.
Enough tissue for all the wanking you're going to do.
- Bennn0
All the Survivalists must be very pumped right now
- Nairn0
Vitamin D
- Nutter0
World Health Organization recipes for hand disinfectant:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/boo…- Where's the recipe for lube?Nairn
- Where's the recipe for lube?Nairn
- Good tips. I have the stuff to make the spraySteveJobs
- First bukkake, now homemade lube.
What's in your head, Nairn? Are you not getting enough from the missus these days?Continuity - How do we make our own toilet paper tho?Krassy
- Just wash your used toilet paper and hang it to dry, duh. #savetheearthzarkonite
- People can just wipe their asses with their hands and wash their hands with all of the soap they have.elahon
- mg331
- From the photo and the first line I thought you were going to say you had a shit ton of airfix models to build...kingsteven
- ^ Ha! You mean the guns?mg33
- Tucking into their Jim Bakker cheese right now. Brewing up some evil steeshers.PhanLo
- hah, had to think there (airsoft?)... no, the image resembled one of these model kits before i focused in: https://is.gd/oPt2pD…kingsteven
- aahah network of spider holes!sted
- 1 Fat dad, mom and 6 kids. That shit will last about 3 weeks.toemaas
- dry out in 1,5sted
- consumptionBustySaintClaire
- Poor kids :(OBBTKN
- he's def eating thoose kidsArchitectofFate
- No insulin?mekk
- monospaced2
All I need is Bennn to keep updating us.
- renderedred4
- Televangelist Jim Bakker is indicted on federal charges.
https://www.history.…utopian - Trump loves this guy.utopian
- https://www.youtube.…elahon
- Televangelist Jim Bakker is indicted on federal charges.
- OBBTKN0
I've got a garage full of firewood, coal and butane, freezer and pantry full of food (I always do monthly shoppings) ok for a month or two... After this, I've got farmer friends, food in exchange of helping them in the farm.
Shortage under control, but, I have no answers for the zombie attack
- SteveJobs0
Can Masks Protect People from The Coronavirus?
https://smartairfilters.com/en/b…
Some doctors have claimed that masks are ineffective but personally I think something is always going to be better than nothing.
- It help avoid the spreading, not from getting it.ApeRobot
- was looking at 3M stocks... oddly, -9,22% nowOBBTKN
- For the same reason they hand you a mask if you're sick and you go to the Dr., so you don't spread your shit around.elahon
- Really, masks can filter even smaller things than a Corona?NBQ00
- I have a box of n95’s left over from drywalling my houseGnash
- i've heard an expert in the news saying the problem with the masks is they have to be really carefully adjusted to someones' faceBennn
- and almost everyone is putting it wrong.Bennn
- Duct Tape 99 %BustySaintClaire
- i have a mask, a real mask with filters left and right - but it would look alien and is overkill for this kind of virus. i hope i never have to wear it.api
- after you put it on, spray some perfume at it, if you can smell it, you didn't put it on properly. if all you can smell is your own bad breath, it's on ok.shapesalad
- Bluejam6
- HahaContinuity
- gonna master fixing my vintage timex watch collection - 200 pieces and counting and a big ol' box of fixer upperstrooperbill
- elahon0
It was back up last night before I went to bed, but this made me chuckle...
"Xbox Live Is Down At The Worst Possible Time Ever"