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well i'm bored.
lets be nerd and play some chess. Go sign up an account and come kick my ass. (i'm really not good at all)
(you can get iOS and Android app as well)
You can find me @ squanchyc137
post your user name in the thread.
you can also post link for people to challenge you.
Lets see how this goes.
did you catch the match? watching Carlsen speed play was fantastic
- who? i really don't know much about the "chess world". i just want to play. lolpango
- I challenge you mofo!!pango
- was the last match of the world championship todayGnash
- I'll sign up :) but can't play tonight -- stupid deadline for the morningGnash
- ( i shouldn't have been watching chess today )Gnash
- I usually play with unlimited time. A game could last for days. Takes me forever to make a move and i got other shit to do.pango
- ^ sounds just my speed :)Gnash
- Watched a bunch of matches with alpha zero recently, it plays light years ahead of humans :(_niko
- Hurry up gnash!pango
- Sign up :)Gnash
don't play drugs he'll kick your arse, again and again and again ... and again a few more times!
- ohhh shiet. didn't know there's a group already.
- ^ oh sweet :)Gnash
- ouuch. just saw your history. 20 games against drgs and you won maybe 4... lolpango
- drgs is a beast!Gnash
- I got arse kicked!!! Didn't think I won oncemugwart
- Hurry up and accept the challenge!pango
- trashtalk with mugwart was half of the fundrgs
- it was! I'd like to say it distracted me to a loss but I'd be lying and only trying to comfort myself!mugwart
- The drama, the fighting, the afterwards make-up... The things you did not see in last Carlsen-Caurana matchdrgs
- ohhh shiet. didn't know there's a group already.
Pango vs Krassy
live right now:
- Omg I already feel like I don't know what I am doing. And now it's live!! Lolpango
- you DO know what you're doing! you're a hustler, aren't ya!? haKrassy
- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fukpango
- He's got a big bitch in my yard!!!!pango
- he's gonna take your rook!Gnash
- not looking good, but you can do it!_niko
- not sure we can help but after he takes your rook, your best move is: https://i.gifer.com/…_niko
- the queen is such a cunt_niko
- you read my mind....pango
- backdoor queen actionhotroddy
- just woke up and read all the above notes and literally LOL'd! bahahaKrassy
- @pango check!Krassy
- nice gameGnash
- had to Urban Dictionary this ^Krassy
let's do this.
- it's true too! he's destroying me as we speakKrassy
- Rape is never funnyshapesalad
- Oh god, somebody's triggered shapesaladIanbolton
- Not even chess?pango
- Rape is not funny, a joke about rape can be funny though. That's how comedy works. If rape were funny in itself we would have Rape Bloopers on Comedy Central.soundofreason
- I think we understand mate. Let me just recap 'rape is NOT funny'. OkIanbolton
- Yes, rape is not funny.soundofreason
- Please don't tell me we are explaining how joke works... Rape in this context really means massacre or domination.pango
- A joke about rape is funnyrobthelad
- And guess what, assacre isn't funny too BUT THEY ARE CHESS PIECES!! THEY HAVE NO GENITALS!! NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL ASSULT OR MASS MURDER!!pango
- STOP TRIGGERING ME!!!
- Gosh it's like playing bingo with you guys.
Calling out people while ignoring the context. Friggin kindergarten. "Wooooo you said peeeenis"pango
- See how stupid it sounds when someone trying to explain this shit?! ಠ_ಠpango
- No one on QBN is going to tell you sexual assault is funny. Buy we're talking about chess pieces man. Chess pieces. We're talking about chess pieces man.pango
- Not the game that pango goes out there & dies for and plays every game like it's his last. Not the game, but we're talking about rape, man.soundofreason
- I mean, how silly is that?
He knows he's supposed to lead by example. He knows he shouldn't rape. He knows that. He's not shoving it aside.soundofreason
- You know, like it don't mean anything. He knows it's important, I do. He honestly do. But we're talking about chess man.soundofreason
- When you come to LiChess, and you see him play, you see him play don't you? You've seen him give everything he got, right?soundofreason
- But we're talking about rape right now. We're talking about rape.soundofreason
- We're talking about chess, man!
- Oh good. I do like a good, hard, abusing when it comes to chessIanbolton
- Ready your ass!!pango
- Pango is too beaucoup.soundofreason
- I think anything can be funny but the more offensive the material is, the higher the bar is for laughs. You have to earn your tastlessness.CyBrainX
- I don't even know what beaucoup is. Sure I'll take it.pango
what time controls do you want to play?
- dunno what that means. that's how much i know about chess. you mean how much time i get to think? unlimited... lolpango
- ok. Im TheGuyverteh
- me and mugwart experimented with time controls 5 mins each etc, but obviously it has to be realtime, not always easy to organizedrgs
There is a Lichess app (for Android at least). 90% of the time I'm playing from my phone
^ I'm playing dark souls 2 at the same time, does that count towards something?
I signed up, haven't played in years but would like to dust off the cobwebs. I'll check in after I get a website out the door in a few.
cannonball - drgs
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