Elon Musk
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- jagara0
I used to be in total awe of that guy. He's fucking up bad in recent years. WTF? Is being involved in Tesla, SpaceX, Solar City, Neuralink, The Boring Company, Hypeoloop, OpenAI and Twitter too much for him?
- By "fucking up," do you mean he became a Republican?MondoMorphic
- You were in awe because he created the illusion that he's the ONE 'genius' behind all these companies. (not crediting the brilliant people behind the scenes)Krassy
- But now, the real him - the arrogant narcissist egomaniac - has come out to show his true colors.Krassy
- prophetone10
- Lolscarabin
- perfectVandal7
- Class. A meme I finally get!dee-dubs
- I ... don't get it.Continuity
- watch the thing, then come back and report to us_niko
- I saw The Thing when I was 8 or 9. Probably the first and last time a movie was able to scare the shit out of me. Classic.garbage
- Saw The Thing at a friend’s house in like 83 so was 8/9 too, older bro had rented it on beta prob, scared me senseless too, now the top horror favprophetone
- ...then a few months later saw something possibly more traumatizing... Xtroprophetone
- lol, "possibly more traumatizing". The birth scene. The clown man harvesting eggs from a cocooned cloaca. The list goes on with that one.garbage
- jonny_quest_lives4
"I was skeptical before, but after seeing his management skills in action I think letting Elon Musk oversee the migration of Earth's wealthiest people to Mars is a great idea."
-jessevondoom via twitter
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Just scroll through the comments :)
"Lucky for you, an easy hotfix for this was just limewired on the darkweb. You just need to invert the polarity of the neutron flow, run a reverse hexadecimal un-refragger on the left-handed bytes, then port the Linux to Unix, port the Unix to Linux, and run ghost_n_shell.gpl."
- sted0
- I hope they asked for double their original salary or I would have told Elon to F off.fooler
- Is it all for show? For PR. Imagine he was a boring 'suit' buying twitter and keeping quiet... we'd not hear about it. Now it's like a reality tv show...shapesalad
- They don't look super stoked to be back... but who would with Elon as bossNutter
- Ligma Balls didn't even work there?PhanLo
- Beta Malesutopian
- blink twice if you need help.BusterBoy
- lolsted
- they never worked there
https://interestinge…sted - Thought the guy on the left looked familiar. He's (fake) fired box guy!instrmntl
- 80 hour work weeks yayYakuZoku
- who uses twitter anywaysArchitectofFate
- Their names are: Ligma Johnson.
Get it? Do you get it?palimpsest - G E N I U S T R U C KPhanLo
- Looks healthy.shellie
- lol ligma johnsonpango
- sted1
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- I agree with Mike, but what do you expect would happen calling your boss that?instrmntl
- Oh never mind. He's just a troll.instrmntl
- LOL.shapesalad
- "Shocked and Saddened" would make a great book title, for a book covering the modern woke reaction to minor inconveniences.shapesalad
- lolzinstrmntl
- instrmntl0
Twitter director allegedly called staff ‘weak, lazy’ in leaked messages
Twitter’s senior director of engineering has reportedly apologized after leaked messages showed him calling Twitter employees apparently rehired after the company’s mass layoffs “weak, lazy, unmotivated” and “against an Elon Twitter.”
The director, according to industry insider Zoe Schiffer, apologized in a staff meeting Monday after those messages, seemingly posted on the company’s Slack, leaked this weekend.
“They were cut for a reason,” the alleged messages say. “So we need to think of these people as just needing to be around until the knowledge transition is completed.”
- NBQ00-2
- The Glassdoor reviews for Twitter in the next few days, weeks, and months should make for some pretty amazing reading.Continuity
- Designers ui/ux throw to the bottom of the pile - so we can expect twitter to have terrible ux and look awful if 'engineer' driven...shapesalad
- Not really, they could leave it as it is now, for a few more years, there's nothing wrong with thatgrafician
- You fuckin love Twitter and Elonmonospaced
- PioneerDJ3032
Elon Musk's Mom Pleads With Everyone to Stop Being So Mean to Her Perfect Boy!
https://futurism.com/elon-musks-…
- grafician0
"BREAKING: Twitter halts office building access, as reports emerge that hundreds of employees are leaving the company after Musk's 'hardcore' ultimatum."
- utopian13
Twitter employees head for the exits after Elon Musk’s ‘extremely hardcore’ work ultimatum.
- twitter is not 100% necessary per se but I still want it to exist there whenever I want to check it. He's really shutting it downBeeswax
- I feel sorry for all the people loosing jobs and struggling with work here.. but I am absolutely loving watching this ship go down!dee-dubs
- The world would be a much better place for not having Twitter (and the other social media cesspits) in it.dee-dubs
- If you's havings problem with social media then that's on you. It's a reflection on you.palimpsest
- Thanks, Elon!palimpsest
- Apparently ex-twitter employees are coming to QBN to make to more woke and gender neutral.shapesalad
- As if we needed that.palimpsest
- nah, they're coming to QBN to implement the dark mode finally and a twitter post embed function.NBQ00
- Tesla nextdrgs
- Saudi backed him to buy it... he is bringing it down - why? Saudi don't want their own arab spring.shapesalad
- Wake up sheeple!palimpsest
- I’m with dubs this is great watching it fall apartmonospaced
- ^ https://media2.giphy…maquito
- OBBTKN2
Seeing him in his profile pic with his halloween costume, it's twisted, sick and childish, all at the same time...
"Hey, look, I'm Octavius Augustus!! The great emperor of Romeaaa"
Lol
- NBQ002
- keep going. I reckon qbn needs a few more posts about Elon muskinteliboy
- ^ Yeah, really. 815 just isn't enough.Continuity
- face_melter3
lol the Saudi madmen and ex-CIA ghouls who stumped up the extra cash so he could buy Twitter are going to be super-happy about all of this.
They'll be checking the Black Friday deals on bone saws and heavy duty plastic wrap.
- palimpsest0
- except the advertisers and commercial brandsNBQ00
- Are advertisers and commercial brands the "far left"?palimpsest
- Get hooked on phonics!palimpsest
- Really, how hard is it to fucking read?!palimpsest
- "twitter deniers"grafician
- Blue man bad!
Worse than orange man!palimpsest - @palimpsest https://www.qbn.com/…NBQ00
- @NBQ00
#ownedpalimpsest - "TW never been better. Many records. You've never seen anything like it. Believe me, we're making TW great again"maquito
- Impressive how fast he evolved to Trump.maquito
- PhanLo2
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- The worst part is the hypocrisy.palimpsest
- comedy is backPhanLo
- Hyper Hole®utopian
- palimpsest-6
How is Elon responsible for the US health care system?
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