Star Trek: Discovery
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- Nairn0
It's more of the same, if not moreso. There are strong rumours the whole thing's going to get canned though, so whethe ror not it's worth the investment, I can't say.
It's definitely NOT TNG, etc, but I find it quite enjoyable overall.
The fucking hypercolour rainbow inclusivity's a bit irritating, mind.
- Oh? I've not heard these rumours ...Continuity
- I just looked it up. Doesn't look like they're from a reliable source.Continuity
- Nairn1
So .. no mention of the new series yet?
I was a bit taken aback when I heard someone who sounded very much like Tig Notaro pop up.. and then it's fucking her.
The chummy millennial inclusivity is grating a little bit. Plain Jane Ginger girl was only beat by some guy in a wheelchair sweeping through shot on the Discovery at some point.
Still, it's daft slightly camp fun - just like the original series.
- No mention cos it still sucks.
No sense repeating it.Continuity
- No mention cos it still sucks.
- Continuity0
LOL
'Star Trek: Discovery Showrunners Fired
Aaron Harberts and Gretchen Berg have been replaced by Alex Kurtzman amid reports of bullying and budgetary issues.'
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/s…
I'd be extremely surprised if this turd makes it to four seasons, never mind seven.
- Damn, and there's me thinking the bump was indicative that the next season was starting...detritus
- scarabin1
man, i defended the shit outta this series here when it first came out, then lost interest almost immediately. guess i should give it another go?
- ETM1
St: Discovery, keeping up the tradition of overly conveniently wrapping up major plot points in the last 5 minutes.
Holodeck malfunction, we will pull the isolinear chips and restart.
Dr. Crusher get's it on with a ghost, phaser the candle it lives in.
Vicious enemy that demands blood, destruction and near destroys the entire Federation. A conflict that defines the next 100 years or more, just plant a bomb and give up the "calculator".
- Wolfboy0
Well I previously complained about the way that so far every situation had been sorted out by utilising punching, shooting and...
But the finale did not do that and was just a tedious hour of television.
*I guess the next paragraph is a spoiler, although it’s that dull that it’s not really spoiling anything*
They seemed to do very very little to sort out a galactic war. A couple of speeches, a Klingon waves a calculator at some other Klingons and the whole show resets like a bog standard sit-com.
So I guess the bottom line is that this show suffers from one problem, terrible terrible writing. Dialogue, episode plots, season arcs; none of it really works.
- It was so flat for a final. Rushed and felt like an episode of bullet points.thumb_screws
- And “yo homicidal maniac, here’s the keys to the car”. That was awful.thumb_screws
- Yeah, it reminded me of when Caprica was cancelled so they just wrapped up everything that would have been the second series in a 5 min montage.Wolfboy
- Very little to sort out a galactic war? They surgically altered a human to be a dead Klingon warrior with his memories who eventually decided to help and betrayCyBrainX
- both sides and help end the war by putting T'Rell in a position of power to lead the Klingons. It wasn't very little at all.CyBrainX
- +1 for Clint Howard
+1 for the line about "Bread and Circuses"
+1 million for the Enterprise with Spock and Pike on board and Sarek on the Discovery.CyBrainX - I’ll go with +1 for Clint Howard - has anyone played more characters across the various Star Treks?Wolfboy
- But in general they seemed to turn around a situation that was set up as much bigger over the past couple of episodes. 9 months of unchecked victories for the..Wolfboy
- ...Klingons just sorted out with an afternoon fucking around on Kronos with some comedy geeks and freaks. The whole thing felt under baked.Wolfboy
- "Klingon waves a calculator"sted
- I'm sorry, the war ended because someone has a bomb and everyone fell in line to follow a nobody. Fuck this show.ETM
- "Yeah, we suck at writing, but here's the Enterprise! Look at the new shiny thing to go crazy on social media about and forget our whole garbage first season."ETM
- So, there's nothing this show can do to please you in any way?CyBrainX
- sted3
Really sorry for those who work on the post-prod of this series that's the only thing what isn't lame as fuck.
Last two episodes completely wiped out that sparkle of excitement I had for this show.I blame her:
- ... and she's one of the least annoying on the show.Continuity
- Still. She's not *quite* as annoying as, say ...
KAI FUCKING WINN.Continuity - Tilly is by far the most annoying character on the show but still better than most of the characters from DS9.CyBrainX
- In no particular order Kai Winn, Jake Sisko, Nog, Dukat, the entire cast of Enterprise, the entire cast of Discovery, and Harry Fucking Kim are the ones I findContinuity
- ... the most annoying. Even more than poor Wesley Crusher.Continuity
- I also forgot to add Rom to that list. Fucking Rom.Continuity
- I have to take exception with anyone being more annoying than Wesley. And you didn't even mention Neelix. I liked Jake even though he didn't serve much purpose.CyBrainX
- The Ferengi were the worst species in the canon and most of the DS9 cast made that the worst series. The writing didn't help either.CyBrainX
- During its first run, I wasn't not at all a fan of DS9, bar a few episodes like. I hated all the poltics, the Bajoran religion and all the war stuff.Continuity
- Having recently finished binge-watching it again, I mind it far less than I did on its original run. There are some actually interesting stories on it.Continuity
- Also, DS9 gave us this brilliant little scene between Damar and Weyoun 8 (starting at 2:35): https://www.youtube.…Continuity
- Damar was a good character. Speaking of actors and many characters, Jeffery Combs played 3: Brunt, Weyoun and Shran.CyBrainX
- 5! Weyoun, Brunt, Penk, Krem, Shransted
- i_monk1
The Fed headquarters in Paris is actually Vaughan city hall:
https://www.google.ca/maps/@43.8…
Part of a proud tradition of Ontario municipal architecture showing up in Trek:
- Continuity2
This week on Shit Trek: Dysentery: Mary Sue makes a speech, all is forgiven, and the producers give Trekkies the finger (again) by needlessly re-designing the Enterprise.
Fuck this. I’m done with this shit-show.
- As a "Trekkie" I don't give a shit that they redesigned the TOS Enterprise.i_monk
- sted0
This show should be called Captain of the Discovery.
- This show shouldn't even fucking exist, it's so awful.
And whoever told SMG she can act should never work in Hollywood again.Continuity - She's actually a great actor, but this half-Vulcan character shit is putting the brakes on her talents.i_monk
- This show shouldn't even fucking exist, it's so awful.
- detritus0
I thought it came out on Mondays? Do you watch it in the morning, Continuity?
- Aye.Continuity
- So you hate the show, have said as much repeatedly over the months, yet start your week off with it, watching TV in the daytime? Why?!detritus
- I get it on Sunday nights at 8:30 in NYC. Is it different elsewhere?CyBrainX
- Oh.. perhaps it's a Sunday thing? Or is Sunday in NYC Monday here in Blighty?
I just associate it with Monday evenings.detritus - Like the old days, when TV shows were on once a week, and if you missed it when it was on, well you're shit out of luck for another year or two!detritus
- Continuity1
This week on 'Slow-Motion Car Crash Masquerading as Star Trek':
• The Earth's solar system is woefully under-defended. One single Klingon house can take out a starbase just outside the solar system with barely any starships (three? really?) to stop them. And, apparently, with no reinforcements from Earth coming. One can only be thankful Starfleet had learnt its lesson by the time Wolf 359 happened, even if they were on the losing side. At least they had ships to throw at the Borg.
• Miraculously, the Klingon Houses seem to be able to not bother trying to take each other out for control of the Empire, and have it together long enough to take out the Federation instead. Because, well, civil war sucks, and would be a complete waste of resources, and would mean they wouldn't be able to mount a cohesive strategy against Starfleet, am I right? Oh wait, they're not actually united, you say ...
• Turns out terraforming takes no time at all, and Federation starships seem readily equipped for the job (how convenient!). Makes one wonder why there was so much hype around the Genesis Project, 28 years later. Clearly, Dr Carol Marcus & Co were rank amateurs.
• SMG still can't act.
• Neither can the mouth-breather who plays Tyler.
• Their 'romance' is still so painfully written and trite to watch, I want to stab my eyes out with an X-Acto knife.
• Happy to see Stamets got over his BF getting the Worf Neck Snap™ so quickly. Chin up, lad, that's the spirit.
• Captain Lorca was actually a mirror universe terrorist, and he was running the supposedly most important ship in Starfleet? How awful! Terrible! We should see to it nothing like this never happens again! Until ...
• Uh-oh! We're in the shit! Make the mirror universe Georgiou captain of the supposedly most important ship in Starfleet! What a great idea! What could possibly go wrong, right?!
• The utter numpties in the writers' room seem to think dropping references to the second-worst Trek series will lend their own shit-show some legitimacy. How cute.
• You told me there were no Kelpians over there. And then you ate one. That's OK, I forgive you. Lying, betrayal and eating sentient beings happens sometimes. I still love you, you big mutinying, war-starting, Kelpian-eating silly.
• Hi, my name's L'Rell. And I'm a piece of furniture.
• Hey guys! Guys! He's really a Klingon, he killed our doctor, but he's allowed to wander around and stuff, and have lunch with us! Group hug!
Sigh. I fucking hate this show.
- 1. We have no idea about the war for the last 9 months and how hard fought it was.
2. We've seen dishonorable, infighting Klingons in every incarnation of StaCyBrainX - r Trek. Nothing new and somewhat expected.CyBrainX
- 3. There was no terraforming. Just some kind of hyperaccelerated spore growth. Star Trek is full of stories like this. I'd call it science fiction.CyBrainX
- Sonnequa Martin isn't great but she's far better than Shatner on his best day and better than most of the DS9 cast.CyBrainX
- I'd rather there be no love stories in Star Trek. I'll give you this one but it's not eye stabbing time quite yet.CyBrainX
- Stamets is still upset about his BF and told Tyler as much.CyBrainX
- Captain Lorca looks exactly like Captain Lorca, seems to keep distance from most of the crew except Michael and she didn't know the real Lorca.CyBrainX
- I don't quite understand the complaint about Georgiou. They absoluitely SHOULD be referencing previous Star Trek. There's a half century of it after all.CyBrainX
- The bit about Tyler being a Klingon is not accurate at this point and he's not completely unlimited but this is a valid point.CyBrainX
- +Stamets has travelled infinite realms and met his lover's doppelganger and has some tangible depth of feeling of his still-existence 'somewhere'.detritus
- The Lorca thing i don't get though - did evilLorca take out his counterpart? If not, how did he rise through ranks so quickly to achieve captaincy?detritus
- I quite like it all - it's not coheseive with canon and does drop some technical aspects (which made Trek Trek - or, at least - TNG TNG) but it is fun.detritus
- Lorca's counterpart is presumed dead in the other universe. I have a feeling some kind of time travel is going to alter history and bring everyone back.CyBrainX
- Yeah. Time travel. The Big Cop-Out. But I doubt they'll do it next week, more like towards the end of the series' entire run.Continuity
- If Enterprise can end on a TNG holodeck episode, STD can be cheap enough to end on a time travel reset.Continuity
- Were City on the Edge of Forever, Yesterday's Enterprise, and First Contact big copouts?CyBrainX
- 1. We have no idea about the war for the last 9 months and how hard fought it was.
- CyBrainX1
I still think the Next Generation was the best series and by far but Disocvery has gotten off to the best start of any of them. Not that any of them had stellar first seasons. I like that the series is set 10 years before the original series. It makes you wonder what other familiar characters and races we'll see. I have to admit just having Sarek was worth putting the show in this era. I'm hoping they explain the reason for some of the way advanced tech we're seeing. Mostly the spore drive. Other than that, it's mostly better CGI than 60s paper mache I think people are reacting to. Also, I like the plot twist with the evil captain.
- necromation0
SHIT... i fucking love it any many of my mates! BEST Star Trek series ever... before it was the original show but this new one is that original show on steroid... Space will be fucking brutal and people are broken. It's brillant... All i need now is some unnessary sex and it will be perfect!
- wtf... myself from the mirror dimension is posting here to! i wonder if he's a bad ass?necromation
- I really don't know what to think lolsted
- CyBrainX-2
I was loving the season until this plot twist. I always hated the mirror universe. It's a dumb premise. Another universe, only everything is evil? Come on. Lost in Space had an episode like that and I think it came before the original Star Trek episode. They keep going back to it too. The Next Generation was the only series not to do it.
- If there are potentially infinite alternate universe's, how do they manage to always go to the same one?ETM
- Voyager steered clear of the Mirror Universe, too, thankfully.Continuity
- Always loved the mirror universe episodes - now we're getting a whole season of it!SlashPeckham
- You're right. Voyager didn't have one either. This wasn't the same thing but I loved this episode way more. https://www.youtube.…CyBrainX
- Voyager did do this in way. http://memory-alpha.…)tank02
- And TNG had the awesome episode with the Entreprise C.tank02
- I wouldn't call 'Living Witness' a MU episode, at all. Just a bit of funky time travelling. It's one of Voyager's best, though.Continuity
- Wolfboy0
Is there any problem that the new Star Trek can’t solve by kicking, punching, stabbing and shooting the fuck out of it?
I’m just about over the fact that the ridiculous levels of technology they have in an era before Kirk, it’s still bullshit, but whatever. But the general tone of the show is just crap.
There was a point tonight where certain characters needed a plan to get out of a situation and that plan was kick-punch-shoot-stab.
I’ve got this far so I’ll probably see out this season, but if they don’t do something interesting I don’t think I’ll bother with the second.
- The franchise has never paid much attention to tech continuity. How many problems are solved by tech that's never mentioned again?i_monk
- Yeah, I still think it’s been a bizare decision to make this before the original series, but it’s the general violent action tone it’s taken that has bothered..Wolfboy
- ...me more. The whole thing is just so blunt.Wolfboy
- This turd of a show is shockingly violent, actually, and it's a real put-off.Continuity
- Shockingly violent? Really?CyBrainX
- In the context of Star Trek? Absolutely. And needlessly gruesome, too.Continuity
- i_monk0
The two big twists of the show so far were spoiled months ago in online forums, so I think I'm going to stop reading anything and try to enjoy what's left.
- i literally just this past few days finished the latter half of the last series of GoT. If you want to avoid spoilers, it is possible.
Possible, not enjoyable.detritus - I am figuratively incensed by how easily the wall came down in the end.
</spoiler>detritus - Well, I was just going to say how I'm two seasons behind and only had one spoiler so far but now it's two.CyBrainX
- I was just kidding, the wall's still there. I hate that series!detritus
- i literally just this past few days finished the latter half of the last series of GoT. If you want to avoid spoilers, it is possible.
- necromation1
SHIT... i fucking love it any many of my mates! BEST Star Trek series ever... before it was the original show but this new one is that original show on steroid... Space will be fucking brutal and people are broken. It's brillant... All i need now is some unnessary sex and it will be perfect!
- Well, we did get gratuitous Klingon titties ...Continuity
- We've run the gamut of Klingon hotness from Worf's girlfriend to Lursa and Betor and now this mind fucking Discovery Klingon.CyBrainX
- ETM0
It's all just retcon wankery. I'm sure season 2 will see substantial ratings/subscriber drop off. I planned to stick through season one, but not sure I can make it. And I don't have to even subscribe to watch, it's just on TV here in Canada.