im gonna be a daddy
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- trooperbill
just found out the wife is pregnant with our first. totally shitting it! anyone got any tips for getting through the next 9 months with a wife with baby brain. its been a few days now and she talks about nothing else!
- bainbridge3
"totally shitting it!"
That's not how it works dude. You need a lesson in biology.
- Continuity0
'she talks about nothing else!'
Run.
- BusterBoy1
Sex with a pregnant woman is awesome. Especially if it's with your wife.
- < this .. also, get it while you can.. its going to be at least a year before it returns to anything close to normalautoflavour
- I probably shouldn't share this...but what the hell. My wife was horny as hell the entire pregnancy. And was happy to do things she wouldn't normally do. ;)BusterBoy
- yep, we had more sex during the last pregnancy that we did in the previous 2 years.. and yep, it was dirty kinky fucking.. get it while it lastsautoflavour
- because once the baby comes.. apart from the immediate no go period, it will be at least a few months before she feels like anything..autoflavour
- and then its finding a window of opportunity where the baby is asleep, she is in the mood, and you can make it happen in the 5 minutes before the kid wakes up.autoflavour
- fadein110
I think baby brain comes after the birth or gets worse anyway.
- pango0
Where does baby come from?
- ArchitectofFate0
take it like a man dude, gotta pay your due. And then use all that pent up rage to flame in some game like Halo or LOL
- Ben990
COngrats ! :D
- HAYZ1LLLA2
"she talks about nothing else!"
Yea that don't stop. haha. There is a fucking human growing inside her! Imagine if a man was pregnant, there wouldn't be a waking second it was mentioned or complained about.Congrats. Yea it's a ball ache but all worth it. If pregnancy is a 4/10 on the stress and head fuck scale. The first year of birth is a 9/10. Enjoy!
- formed0
congrats!
- moldero0
congrats trooper!
- spot130
After the second one you'll probably be able to pinpoint the cause so it doesn't happen again. Good luck!
- utopian0
Congrats! If it's boy name him Jakob.
- Daithi0
Congratulations!
I used this app http://www.whosyourdaddyapp.com/… which was worth every penny. Full of good advice and useful tips, nicely put together.
Only other advice is to get out for a few drinks while you still can ;)
- iCanHazQBN2
- Just 40 years ago, the population of the planet was about half of what it is today.iCanHazQBN
- Damn, people need to stop having kids. Resources are running out.freedom
- Nothing personal against trooperbill. But it's going to take a lot to change people's mentalities when it comes to new people being born on this planetiCanHazQBN
- We need to go from congratulating each other to thinking "we (future generations) could have really serious problems if we don't stop fucking.iCanHazQBN
- ^ Agreed.Continuity
- aaaaah fuck off already,
in like 1 year you'll be having kids too :)georgesIII - Actually I wont. Don't assume everyone follows the typical script of life.iCanHazQBN
- RIP Earth.omahadesigns
- i_was2
"the wife", i really hate this expression.
- And people that call themselves daddyORAZAL
- her in doors then loltrooperbill
- ernexbcn0
A winner is you.
- freedom0
It's the dumb and poor that have more than 2 kids (unless they're oil tycoons in the middle east). Stop at 1.
- i have 1! what do i win?cruddlebub
- The poor don't use nearly as much resources or pollute the planet as people in the Western world. They don't have cars, large homes, or buy merchandise.iCanHazQBN
- But yes, they should also stop reproducing because they don't even have money to feed their kids.iCanHazQBN
- drgs0
Nature is indifferent to how "smart" and "rich" you are, it all comes down to reproducing
Be deliberately dumb and poor, have 10 children -- in spite