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- chossy0
I couldn't give a fuck about what it looks like as it would be hidden away somewhere all the time... however I do care that it doesn't seem like a very good console if all the reviews etc. are saying this much.
I am perfectly happy with my 360 and halo :D
- < Amen to that. I had really hoped they would release halo 5 for 360.GM278
- TOMMYxGUNN0
- They needed all that extra space to hide all the hardware that collects your personal info.GM278
- Not baffling. Read about what they both do. The X1 does quite a bit more than the PS4.CygnusZero4
- With all its TV features n shit. PS4 is just a game system.CygnusZero4
- I always hated the 360 bong designfooler
- How much space does "TV features n shit" actually take up though? A cheap off-shelf chinese chip or two, at most.detritus
- defensive fanboyism is laughable. the XB1 is an unimaginative, overly-safe design - that's why it's bigdetritus
- besides - they're fucking consoles - wtf do i want some underpowered jack of all trades consumer box?detritus
- ernexbcn0
Bing and online has been bleeding more money than devices lately, I'd kill Bing before Xbox.
But yeah, Xbox is a tiny blip compared to Office and Windows.
- mg330
Kinect can measure your penis
http://pixelenemy.com/xbox-one-k…- Does it giggle every time you enter the room?ETM
- It actually a secret matching technique for a future dating app.ETM
- doesn't work on asians?monospaced
- mekk0
anyone bought it? How's your first impression?
- ukit20
Nice try NSA
- detritus0
‘sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes it’s magical, sometimes it’s inept; Xbox One is the Ron Weasley of consoles’.
- mg330
You can use it without Kinect, right? And am I correct that Kinect comes with it?
- noneck0
I can't update mine. I'm getting a DNS error connecting to the MS servers. So much disappoint.
- really? yeah ive heard of an update error, thats 3 different problems thus far.cruddlebub
- Works fine on reboot.noneck
- ernexbcn0
"Microsoft got a lot of flak after E3 for hyping the Kinect as an accessory that must be connected to the Xbox One at all times (and for insisting that the Xbox One must be online at all times). It backpedaled, and now the system functions without being online. The Xbox One still comes with the Kinect, though, and while you can disable the camera and voice recognition features, that might not be enough to satisfy users worried about their privacy."
- <ernexbcn
- Show me on the doll where Microsoft touched you. GO on... You're safe now.EightyDeuce
- Don't buy it.ArmandoEstrada
- They touched me in...
...the walleternexbcn
- ZOOP0
"Bing! Say it!"
"bing?"
"Fuck you, you're fired!"
"bing.... :'("
- ernexbcn0
Any QBNeer bought it?
- ernexbcn0
- Looks like Apple's been working on this.monospaced
- I've read the top one a few times. I still don't understand that sentence.
Luda
- cruddlebub0
- lots of people tweeting to @XboxSupport about thisernexbcn
- ETM0
The headset connector plug is great. So massive and solid it looks like you could swing the controller as a weapon. Can't wait for idiots to toss their controller after losing an online match and it comes back in their face... or crotch.
Seriously though, the plug MUST have some sort of future intention to be designed like that.
- ETM0
Perhaps all these consoles are simply waiting for a game actually worth owning/playing to come out before they start up.
- Patiently awaiting Watch Dogs, perhaps?ETM
- yeah. Watch Dogs for PS4.prophetone
- to be honest that was the most upsetting thing........the watchdogs delaycruddlebub