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- canoe
This thread is a repository for all of your knee jerk reactions to our wacky industry.
- canoe0
Let's start it off with the misogynistic broadcast campaign by GoDaddy that objectifies women for the sake of... wait for it...
web hosting
extra wanks
- They gaze at women like they adore horses
canoe - dude, women are objectified to sell just about anything and everythingmonospaced
- does that mean it's less tacky?canoe
- no, it means there is nothing unique about them whatsoever, because women are used like that all the timemonospaced
- I hear you canoe, GoDaddy needs to GoAway... I don't like their business.ohhhhhsnap
- They gaze at women like they adore horses
- monospaced0
Adsense?
- also, should be del diamonospaced
- you take this way too serious brocanoe
- I like how you don't contribute at all to the thread, shouldn't you be busy looking for your next animated gif post?canoe
- did you ever stop and wonder why nobody's posting here? Why don't you take your assholery out on sureshot above?monospaced
- sureshot... he contributed less, in fact. Also, my question was FUCKING LEGIT, dick.monospaced
- I was wondering if you meant Adsense, or Ad Cents.monospaced
- Fucking cunt. I contribute to any legit thread that comes along. I don't just post animated gifs, you have me confused with others.monospaced
- have me confused with other people, I thinkmonospaced
- rage lately? contribute alreadycanoe
- why don't you ask sureshot that question?monospaced
- why don't you tell sureshot to contribute already instead of pasting a gay photo?monospaced
- Don't you think him marking this thread like that is worse than me asking a LEGIT QUESTION?monospaced
- and I DID contribute, by commenting on your post abovemonospaced
- I thought this thread was about Adsense too actuallymoldero
- + mono contributes a lot here btw, probably a top 10 contributor heremoldero
- I don't care if anyone posts, this is therapy for me, having to deal with people like youcanoe
- READ FIRST LINE OF THREAD: This thread is a repository for all of your knee jerk reactions to our wacky industry.canoe
- No shit, and I asked if you mean Adsense instead of Ad cents. It's legit, you dick. At least I didn't post a gay picmonospaced
- stop calling prince gayfadein11
- my bad... I thought he was, I won't do that againmonospaced
- he probably got more pussy in 1 year than i will in my entire lifemoldero
- then again he probably had more dick than I had my entire life toomoldero
- game: blousesmonospaced
- canoe0
Seriously. What is going on with copy writers these days?
Punch lines, theme lines, they are supposed to be catchy and unique... enough to be memorable.
So who's going to remember some made up word like, "fantasticify" or "extraoridnariness" for example?
For me, mashing up words is not really all that creative. I see it as lazy, it's like the Instagram for copy.
Ogilvy must be going epileptic in his grave.
- canoe0
Why do they sell us digital devices as if they are a conduit to enlightenment?
When really, phones and tablets are totally practical - they PITCH THEMSELVES!
Tablets are to enlightenment, like 5 gum is to future sport technology.
WTF is up with our wacky industry?
- monospaced0
- there, now I'm contributing something related to our "wacky industry"monospaced
- wacky enough to be well received by the eco community, ya know, those earth friendly freakscanoe
- congratulationsmonospaced
- canoe0
hey now we're having fun, it's only QBN after all
^ I don't think you really ever understood that "stupid PSA" as you called it, but this thread isn't really about my work.
- I understood itmonospaced
- I'm sorry you feel it is stupid to clean the ocean of plastic bottles.canoe
- I didn't say that, ever, nor did I imply it.monospaced
- canoe0
Question? Why is it that every time I pull up QBN I see the same shit?
- I guess we're not talking about advertising anymore.monospaced
- Get off my dickcanoe
- get off MY dickmonospaced
- canoe0
La mas dificil para ver, oof
- canoe0
Ugh, facepalm, again, we see another copycat fail with the writer "creatively" mashing up words to explain the taste of Starburst - "JUICETATIC". WTF, that's not an easy one on the tongue.
Why doesn't Starburst go back to the water slide of fruit? That's what I was talking about when I was ten!
- canoe0
SATISFRIES!
FUCKING SATISFUCKINGFRIES
you're killing me bandwagon-copy-fuckin-everyday new shit for shitty mashups..
I try, I ... I died a bit there with the satisfies, please divert our destiny towards idiocracy DOH!
- hans_glib0
canoe, you're just getting old.
the next generation has come along and started to do it's own thing and you don't get it.
don't worry, you're not supposed to.
before you know it you'll be sitting in a cinema raging at all the ads for featuring music that's too loud and only using good looking youngsters.
it comes to us all.
- canoe0
Hans, so your logic is that people my age, and with a youthful demeanor no longer write broadcast?
And that mashing up words is young and hip?
It's just trendy and stupid...
See: FLOAST
FLOAST FUCKING FLOAST? You don't have to be young or old to roll your eyes at that ridiculous concoction.
- randommail0
canoe, you're right about shit like FLOAST.
But remember, all advertising is just window dressing.
Most TV commercials can be replaced with a :30 still of a logo and/or product name. It would be just as effective as any "creative" bs spot, if not more.
The ad itself doesn't matter.
- utopian0
Am I the only creative that finds Anchorman fucking stupid and not funny?
- canoe0
Mr Potatohead and his wife are closet cannibals... according to Lays. Weird!
- Who gives a fuck?monospaced
- I see you're going for a repeat in 2014, scrooge!canoe
- Banksy gives a fuck.canoe
- canoe0
I love your troll attention monospaced. Always have and always will.
Please never change monospaced. You make me feel so good about myself... because even when I'm sick with a headache and a heartache I will still never reach the bowels of your malaise. Have fun with the sheep my little cow.