Fifth World Problems
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- scarabin
i spilled salsa all over the fabric of space and time and now it's permanently stained
- CALLES0
i dont like my parallel me! he is even sexier than me!
- sureshot0
I went cycling and after 10 minutes my nutsack just went numb.
- lvl_130
my head exploded because of a small hole in my helmet. it's cool though, i just regenerated a new one.
- scarabin0
the line at the time machine was so long today i had to go back an extra time just to get further up the queue
- dasohr0
i can't decide between old and chubby Paula or young and attractive Paule
- SteveJobs0
wouldn't it be zeroth world problems? or negative infinity? or pi world problems?
over my head... and under my feet
- gramme0
For a second, I thought I'd seen an army of gray aliens land in the parking lot outside a cricket match, but then again it might've just been an SEP.
My real problem, though, is that I can't seem to locate my damned towel.
- i_monk0
My dino-clones keep dying.
- lvl_130
Will this turkey dinner pill make me look fat after consumption?
- MrT0
Only living tissue goes through my time machine. Bummer.
- IRNlun60
I was about to hit light speed but your moms gravitational pull blew out my warp drive.
- OBBTKN0
Wish me look, I suspect today is the day in which they are passing the Voight-Kampff in our office...
- GeorgesIV0
The revoked my multipass...
- hans_glib0
my ThoughtWriter™ has crashed so I'm having to type this out by hand
- GeorgesIV0
they promised me this cultured fleshlight was 100% g.m.o free :(
- gramme0
I found a ball-point pen at a caffeinated air shop this morning, and thought "LOL, is it 2075 again?"
- i_monk0
Remember the Internet? I was feeling nostalgic so I downloaded it last night and gave it a scan. So boring. I'll never get those 20 minutes back :\
- detritus0
Ug make fire this day.