I just won Lebron James...
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- monospaced0
- meh, you get the pointmonospaced
- *sound of failure fills the room*********
- look who's talkingmonospaced
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Use a gimmicky magician's concealed hand held lighter (google magic tricks), use a child's fourth of july entertainment - sparkler (yep, I said it, put a motherfucking sparkler under a wristband) OR a road flare... All you need is a spark to ignite this stuff. I making the video next week. Or ideally have the entire dunk chemically engineered by professionals, every last detail, that is what 19+ million dollar athletes do when they care about their hairline! Net, ball, protective gear and light that motherfuckering basketball on fire (samuel l. jackson voice). A true badass dunker would take the risk to make history. And if it worked, you will never stop hearing about it for the rest of all dunk contest. THE END.
- chemically engineer a dunk? seriously, get your head checkedmonospaced
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A motherfucking fireball dunk using gimmicky tricks and star power... I'll ask Mr. International Slam Dunk champion Kenny Dobbs to try it first. You only need one famous dunker to do it before every single person imitates it. That's just the natural order of things my friends.
- you think if one guy does it the others will want to also? you cray craymonospaced
- I know you like the sprite dunk contests, but they're not that big of a deal manmonospaced
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Shut down by internet meme ...graphics, losing power... Caan...t...ty...p.e...any...mooo... r ... e. d y i n g
- uuuuuu0
the NBA does not need some random guy out there to come up with unsolicited ideas for slam dunks. they're fucking dunks and they are professional basketball players. also there is no 'lebron james dunk competition' so its a big WTF. you are either nuts or full of shit...possibly in high school
and as if it matters... gimmick dunks are everything that is wrong with the NBA dunk competition. didn't watch the last one but I remember one year they had all sorts of scripted scenes and dunks with corporate sponsors and it was the lamest thing I have ever seen. the players looked like they were in pain doing this shit for the TV.
- are you going to incorporate an advertisement into this dunk?uuuuuu
- he's been posting here for 8 years, this is an adult you're dealing withmonospaced
- animatedgif0
If the amount of QBN content about it is anything to go by then it seems some dunking contest is the most important event on the whole sporting calendar.
- hereswhatidid0
I'd like to see a 2 vs 2 half-court, round robin in place of the dunk contest. No refs, just a small crowd and tv cameras.
- TheGreatGlorpo0
If you were just posting here I'd think you were trolling. But you've got all this nonsense on your own site. Delusional at best, psychotic at worst.
- zarkonite0
Cocaine much?
- MrT0
It all looks like the language I understand, but I can't for the life of me work out what the hell is going on here. Interpreter?
- ********0
Here's a teaser trailer of what a #FlashStringNetDunk would look like... All the haters (and those that lack vision) can _________ me when you see this dunk in the NBA slam dunk contest one day. I just perfected it and it will work and be completely safe. Visions of grandeur -- check and double check! Don't do drugs or try fireball dunks at home kids!
- ZOOP0
- tank020
Cirquemedia is QBN's Kanye West.
