I just won Lebron James...

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Use a gimmicky magician's concealed hand held lighter (google magic tricks), use a child's fourth of july entertainment - sparkler (yep, I said it, put a motherfucking sparkler under a wristband) OR a road flare... All you need is a spark to ignite this stuff. I making the video next week. Or ideally have the entire dunk chemically engineered by professionals, every last detail, that is what 19+ million dollar athletes do when they care about their hairline! Net, ball, protective gear and light that motherfuckering basketball on fire (samuel l. jackson voice). A true badass dunker would take the risk to make history. And if it worked, you will never stop hearing about it for the rest of all dunk contest. THE END.
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- chemically engineer a dunk? seriously, get your head checkedmonospaced
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