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- Danish1
- Apparently they did get out:
https://www.business…grafician - "North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and his late father Kim Jong Il used fraudulently obtained Brazilian passports to apply for visas to visit Western countries"grafician
- Apparently they did get out:
- yuekit10
- wow. Looks like they've done some After Effects tutorials on YoutubeIanbolton
- lol. What's it with looking at the watch?NBQ00
- @6:35 LOLHayzilla
- Those cuts when they're looking at the watch and then he takes the sunglasses off. LMFAONBQ00
- it's team america come to lifehans_glib
- how is this real!?!milfhunter
- Is the intro directed by Stevan Seagull?PhanLo
- this is a CGI parody, right? no way it's real! LOLKrassy
- Welcome to 2022, this is the world we live in now...yuekit
- I hope Margaret Cho plays Kim Jong Il! Would definitely watch!
Why do they keep looking at their watches? They didn't know what to do with their hands! hahahaMondoMorphic - I'm waiting for the iMax release, anyone heard rumours of when it's on?shapesalad
- I thought he'd lost some weightBeeswax
- YO BOYS, WHAT TIME IS IT? Time to launch a nuke. lolNBQ00
- Was that a white Land Rover in that hangar?! :)))grafician
- https://www.youtube.…fadein11
- Was from the Seth Rogan The Interview movie?fooler
- this is pure goldGuyFawkes
- 'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the skyGuyFawkes - Is it me or north korea look like it's always winter.ApeRobot
- no. it isn't you :Dsted
- is this an ad campaign for a watch brand?Krassy
- ahaha yes, that is the right question :Dsted
- What goes up...must come down.utopian
- *looks at watch*
"What is taking so long. How has it not left the hangar yet?" mutters "Hwasong-17, more like TooLong-17"monNom - North Korean society reminds me of the Polynesians who built straw replica of planes during Ww2 as offering to gods. However rocketman is doing w rocketshotroddy
- Our fascination over this guy and his rockets is tremendous!grafician
- How can you not be fascinated by nk society? You learn a lot about what makes you human. Nk is like one big social experimenthotroddy
- I think you're right, the act of testing missiles is like a ritual for them. Kim Jong-Un can show he is protecting the country and legitimize his rule evenyuekit
- though he's just firing missiles into the air.yuekit
- shooting blanks, so to speak.hotroddy
- but capable of shooting nukes. Hopefully he gets laid a lothotroddy
- Imagine some North Korean peasants gathered around the one working TV in their village watching this video.yuekit
- there’s a It’s Friday! gif in there somewhere...scruffics
- Somewhere Donald Trump is jerking off to this videoGreen_Pork
- Continuity0
So while we're all busy rightly shitting bricks over Ukraine and the possibility of Vlada 'Loose Cannon' Putin having a go at the rest of Europe, North Korea has resumed masturbating in public.
'North Korea test-launches its "largest intercontinental ballistic missile yet"'
- shapesalad-1
Jordan’s back. Cleaned his room too.
- Just finished listening to this interview. Brilliant insights, two lovely people.shapesalad
- Akagiyama1
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-a…
HA! As if I sleep now?
- yuekit1
Dennis Rodman describes drunken karaoke with Kim Jong Un
https://www.newsweek.com/dennis-…
The former Detroit Piston then described the surreal scene, which included confusing karaoke and a band that could only play one song.
"We're getting drunk as s**t, stuff like that. He gets up, starts singing karaoke, have no clue what the f**k he's talking about. Everyone's clapping," he said.
"He has this 18-piece women's band. I mean, these f**king girls are f**king hot-hot, and the whole time they played one f**king song, one song. It was the f**king theme from Dallas. I go, 'What the f**k? What is this all about, right?' I said, 'Theme from Dallas?' He said, 'That's all we know.'"
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- ^ I'm picturing it... damn.. it looks good.... 18... number 7 is hot for sure.. and 9...shapesalad
- Moranbong Band?
https://youtu.be/0VI…pablo28 - haha wow amazingyuekit
- That's awesome! And with Rodman being *from* Dallas, that may have made the scene all the more surreal.MondoMorphic
- utopian0
- You, for one, are a cynical, ignorant, lying, narcissist, fraudulent, ridiculous and embarrassing human being. The entire world makes fun of you.maquito
- Local news all across South America (Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Uruguay, Peru), present Trump "news" with a smirk; sort of:maquito
- "And what about this..." (smirk) 'Trump's absurd segment' (benny hill's music playing).maquito
- In 40 years I've never seen anything like this. America had been always a respected, sovereign nation.maquito
- 60,000 Americans liking a pro North Korea post, not something you would have predicted.yuekit
- not just South America - Australia openly laugh - not just on satire shows - i mean its on the main nightly news._me_
- Bennn3
- fat as fuck tooBennn
- If that's really him!
DUN DUN DUN!Akagiyama - it's a double (fat people joke).nbq
- And his generals still pretending to take notes on camera.NBQ00
- Fuck me. There seems to be a lot more Kim Jong Un than there was before.Continuity
- Food coma?pango
- He looks happy af.maquito
- there we go trumpo locos busenbuddy is back.neverscared
- Well thats good i guess because his sister looks mean as fuckmoldero
- yuekit0
Looks like the Western imperialist press was wrong yet again. Haters gonna hate!
- webazoot0
'Even Donald Trump, arguably the one person outside North Korea who might have been expected to shed light on the mystery surrounding his “friend”, did little to end the speculation on Monday when he claimed to have a “very good idea” about how Kim was faring.
“I can’t tell you exactly,”
Trump told reporters at the White House.
“Yes, I do have a very good idea, but I can’t talk about it now. I just wish him well. I hope he’s fine. I do know how he’s doing, relatively speaking. We will see – you’ll probably be hearing in the not too distant future.”Trump’s ambiguity may have been informed by diplomatic caution or by the simple fact that, like everyone beyond Kim’s inner circle of advisers, he has no idea.'
- diplomatic caution?webazoot
- ha, yeah, he's from the Prince Philip school of diplomacyFax_Benson
- What does Hayoth say about his orange dear leader so cozy and friendly with the dear leader from NK?NBQ00
- Bennn3
- As I said before, she looks like the Asian “Pharma bro” Martin ShkreliNBQ00
- Relax Kim is still alive.utopian
- Fucking hell, just look at that face. She looks not only capable of unspeakable cruelty and barbarasim, but she looks like she fucking enjoys it, too.Continuity
- Kill it with fucking fire. Quickly.Continuity
- Trump is going to fall in love...all over again!utopian
- does she have a butthole?moldero
- looks like a coldhearted freezeblooded villain ....if Tarantino was to make Kill Bill 3Krassy
- Isn't that the actress from The Grudge??? If not, she could have been.MondoMorphic
- She has a real Aunt Polly from Peaky Blinders look about her. https://tenor.com/vi…5timuli
- Fucking wrong GIF. Fuck these GIF repos.
https://giphy.com/gi…5timuli
- Bennn0
I wonder what the regime will invent as a story for his gracious death... No way they will tell childrens that the Leader is dead from smoking and eating too much potato chips.
- Actually, I'd love to know what he eats so much of to be a fucking fat pig like that.Continuity
- lol .. would be funny if they did.Ramanisky2
- BusterBoy0
- Hayoth Heavenutopian
- So much unkempt clunge.
And that's just Dear Leader.Nairn - LL Cool KArmandoEstrada
- he looks like he's 50 yoBennn