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- yuekit10
- wow. Looks like they've done some After Effects tutorials on YoutubeIanbolton
- lol. What's it with looking at the watch?NBQ00
- @6:35 LOLHayzilla
- Those cuts when they're looking at the watch and then he takes the sunglasses off. LMFAONBQ00
- it's team america come to lifehans_glib
- how is this real!?!milfhunter
- Is the intro directed by Stevan Seagull?PhanLo
- this is a CGI parody, right? no way it's real! LOLKrassy
- Welcome to 2022, this is the world we live in now...yuekit
- I hope Margaret Cho plays Kim Jong Il! Would definitely watch!
Why do they keep looking at their watches? They didn't know what to do with their hands! hahahaMondoMorphic - I'm waiting for the iMax release, anyone heard rumours of when it's on?shapesalad
- I thought he'd lost some weightBeeswax
- YO BOYS, WHAT TIME IS IT? Time to launch a nuke. lolNBQ00
- Was that a white Land Rover in that hangar?! :)))grafician
- https://www.youtube.…fadein11
- Was from the Seth Rogan The Interview movie?fooler
- this is pure goldGuyFawkes
- 'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the skyGuyFawkes - Is it me or north korea look like it's always winter.ApeRobot
- no. it isn't you :Dsted
- is this an ad campaign for a watch brand?Krassy
- ahaha yes, that is the right question :Dsted
- What goes up...must come down.utopian
- *looks at watch*
"What is taking so long. How has it not left the hangar yet?" mutters "Hwasong-17, more like TooLong-17"monNom - North Korean society reminds me of the Polynesians who built straw replica of planes during Ww2 as offering to gods. However rocketman is doing w rocketshotroddy
- Our fascination over this guy and his rockets is tremendous!grafician
- How can you not be fascinated by nk society? You learn a lot about what makes you human. Nk is like one big social experimenthotroddy
- I think you're right, the act of testing missiles is like a ritual for them. Kim Jong-Un can show he is protecting the country and legitimize his rule evenyuekit
- though he's just firing missiles into the air.yuekit
- shooting blanks, so to speak.hotroddy
- but capable of shooting nukes. Hopefully he gets laid a lothotroddy
- Imagine some North Korean peasants gathered around the one working TV in their village watching this video.yuekit
- there’s a It’s Friday! gif in there somewhere...scruffics
- Somewhere Donald Trump is jerking off to this videoGreen_Pork
- kona9
Nothing more than a distraction
They pose zero threat to anyone other than the imbecile Trumpers who need someone to fear.
- yupmoldero
- i almost got offended :/imbecile
- Don't think s Korea an Japan would agree but as far as a direct threat to the us goes maybe. But they have agents living in the us ready to fuck shit up_niko
- what _niko saidPonyBoy
- Yep. Though no different to ISISset
- In terms of posing any threatset
- Pretty sure if their mountain implodes from underground nuclear tests, there will be a problem.cotton
- just because your govmt wants you to be distracted doesn't mean you shouldn't be worried.Fax_Benson
- for the rest of the region if not yourselfFax_Benson
- genuinely scary stuff is pretty good at distracting peopleFax_Benson
- I think you're missing the point as everset
- no doubtFax_Benson
- Bennn1
I dont understand the sudden change of attitude from North Korea... Its stange. They were all war war war, missiles tests and nuclear development and now they're all peace and reunion with the South. Is there a trap somewhere?
- Because of sanctions, Trump's pressure, US/SK military drills. NK knows it could've led to possible war/ invasion and end of their regime.M01XXX
- Because their nuke mountatin imploded and as China's poodle they're doing their bidding to undermine the US Hegemony in Asia.detritus
- Or, you know, Kim Jong really wants an Arby's franchise to open up in Pyongyang.detritus
- Something happend in the backstage that we will never knowBennn
- Rodmandocpoz
- An orchestrated, strategically planned pseudo crisis. China is North Korea's most important trading partner and main source of food and energy.maquito
- +1 for use of the word, HegemonyGnash
- US and china are also partners >> transitive. World economy. "Keep them confused". Producing, mobilizing and allocating resources to sustain violence and fear.maquito
- A permanent Ouroboros that was kept world economy moving for centuries.maquito
- ^
Or as detritus said. But it's Wendy's, cause Rodman's fave.maquito - They ran out of food.
Or that kpop music they play at the border is finally working.pango - Yeah, it has to be some kind of back channel agreement, drop the nuke program and we'll remove sanctions/invest X dollars in your economy.MondoMorphic
- It is more about the US putting serious leverage on China..And China threatening NK and saying, this ends now.Hayoth
- And what leverage is that, exactly?detritus
- There's a lot of money to be made if North Korea opens up to the world.yuekit
- South Korea has no other way to ship goods over land except through North Korea so that alone would be huge business.yuekit
- +1 detritus and I feel it's an opportunity to shut the US (their main enemy) out of Asia's rise to dominance while the Trump shit-circus continues to distract.brandonp
- It's, the Trump effect, he's telling/showing other world leaders they can be rich and prosperous too and there is no need for war.robotron3k
- the deal here is china pushing against the military presence of the us in the region. peace in Korea means no more justification for us bombers down there.uan
- and they want to reach that by offering the Koreans possibilities for trade and access to the global market. +the whole infrastructure, development market.uan
- The leverage is China still needs the US for there economy. You think the trade war propaganda was for nothing?Hayoth
- Trojan Horse, for sure.ben_
- The 'trade war propaganda' is and was for perceived trade imbalances and Chinese distortions of WTO. Fuck all to do with Korea.detritus
- Gardener11
- Ramanisky29
- lolfadein11
- Haha, they look so happyFax_Benson
- The end...Trump will join him soon...yuekit
- when a mullet is an improvement hair stylehotroddy
- https://www.reuters.…imbecile
- Bennn3
- fat as fuck tooBennn
- If that's really him!
DUN DUN DUN!Akagiyama - it's a double (fat people joke).nbq
- And his generals still pretending to take notes on camera.NBQ00
- Fuck me. There seems to be a lot more Kim Jong Un than there was before.Continuity
- Food coma?pango
- He looks happy af.maquito
- there we go trumpo locos busenbuddy is back.neverscared
- Well thats good i guess because his sister looks mean as fuckmoldero
- Gardener-2
- isn't he a scott living in glasgow or something?kona
- To be fair, "dotard" was a pretty good insult especially for a non English speaker. Way better than rocket man.yuekit
- yes it was. forces the trump supporters to google it and learn something new while being slightedkona
- Leftist comedians. Fucksake man.
Jimmy definitely got a few of them. That Paul Joseph Watson boy was crying on Twitter about him too.PhanLo - http://www.qbn.com/L…Fax_Benson
- that logo on the top left...says it all.oey
- Dotard is the forced meme of the day. That said, Limmy is basically a god and if you don't like Lim, I don't nearly fuck with you.garbage
- haha. Limmy is pretty dryIanbolton
- #donotpaintthisfencegarbage
- Mods, please update my username to dotardpinkfloyd
- lol limmyset
- Met him once, funny guy and surprisingly down to earth.monoboy
- hahah lol at limmy. morons.inteliboy
- Sound of the summerFax_Benson
- limmy come back http://www.qbn.com/l…kingsteven
- I also met Limmy at a charity do once.Hayzilla
- stupiddbloc
- Bennn3
- As I said before, she looks like the Asian “Pharma bro” Martin ShkreliNBQ00
- Relax Kim is still alive.utopian
- Fucking hell, just look at that face. She looks not only capable of unspeakable cruelty and barbarasim, but she looks like she fucking enjoys it, too.Continuity
- Kill it with fucking fire. Quickly.Continuity
- Trump is going to fall in love...all over again!utopian
- does she have a butthole?moldero
- looks like a coldhearted freezeblooded villain ....if Tarantino was to make Kill Bill 3Krassy
- Isn't that the actress from The Grudge??? If not, she could have been.MondoMorphic
- She has a real Aunt Polly from Peaky Blinders look about her. https://tenor.com/vi…5timuli
- Fucking wrong GIF. Fuck these GIF repos.
https://giphy.com/gi…5timuli
- Bluejam5
'The bromance of the century': Trump's bizarre trailer for his summit with Kim
https://www.theguardian.com/film…
FuckingLoL@3:40
- good editing. Probably took quite a bit of time to put that together.shapesalad
- the absolute state of that.lowimpakt
- too. fucking. long. https://www.destinyp…
.biz...sarahfailin - I wonder what Obama and Hillary are doing right now?robotron3k
- they are probably sitting at home wondering how the US government managed to got to a place where making this moronic video seemed like a good idea?lowimpakt
- What Russian troll factory helped Dotard produce this?utopian
- Krassy2
How is North Korea able to launch a missile that travels 600 miles without being intercepted?
- my guess is it could be intercepted if need-be? Crazy it flew 10x higher than the International Space station... they can technically send these anywhere now.PonyBoy
- I think intercept effort needs to be "on call" basically. I think they need to a) have intercepting missiles in place, and b) be anticipating launches.mg33
- I might be wrong about that, but as far as I know, the US doesn't yet have ICBM intercepting missiles.
https://www.defensen…mg33 - So, they're almost ready, but they're for defending the US mainland. I doubt we have them in the Pacific (yet).mg33
- Such BS, missiles don't travel 2800 miles straight up, it literally would be out of oxygen and floating in space. Jeezez these guys lie worse than NASArobotron3k
- There robo is, our very own little retard with sub 50 IQ commentary.kona
- robo... you literally have no fucking clue what you're going on about... do you? Please report to the flat earth thread. :/PonyBoy
- (or... google 'how does an ICBM work'... 'we' most def can send suborbital missiles that high that return to earth w/precision)PonyBoy
- Guys, robo is a troll. Intentionally saying as much bullshit as he can muster, simply to get a rise out of us. Ignore him. Forever.FNP14
- 10x higher than the International Space station?? No way! Do you have proof of this ?Bennn
- Earth spins 1034 mph, NK launched rocket for (reportedly) 53 min flight - travels 2800 miles straight up, but travels only 600 miles distance. Such BS.robotron3k
- NK rocket travel at 15,000 mph should take only few minutes to get to 3000 feet and come back down. So I think it was only in flight for around 10-15 minutesrobotron3k
- and btw, the rocket was single stage and it was empty except for navigation, so I don't think they are any threat to anyone, but you girls can still be scared.robotron3k
- time to move to Argentina troops: http://mobile.abc.ne…mrAtor
- for robo
https://cbsnews2.cbs…fadein11
- chukkaphob1
- there's no way these two know how to play chessBluejam
- They should have a round of golf - low score gets all the nukes.Fax_Benson
- "Why do I have to be the black guys?"
- Trumpkona - That looks like an impossible game of chess, too. No rooks?colin_s
- lol kona_niko
- this should be settled in a ufc match, donald vs kim. pay-per-view $300 a pop to stream. NO MORE WARS. You have a problem, go settle it with your fistsMiguex
- no innocent lives risked. entertainment for everyone, world leaders will think twice before saying anythingMiguex
- lol @bluejambklyndroobeki
- Two dumbfuck nitwits play checkers.utopian
- "don't blame the fuckwits, blame the system/agenda" Set, 2017fadein11
- chukkaphob3
Kim Jong-un 'takes portable toilet to Singapore summit to stop his stools being spied on'
- classyGuyFawkes
- lolKrassy
- shitty ideautopian
- So...he poopsdocpoz
- I think I remember hearing the president's shits are guarded as well.bulletfactory
- yes, so that spies can't study what they eat, etc. LOLchukkaphob
- dbloc0
North Korea Has Sentenced US Student Otto Warmbier to 15 Years Hard Labor.
seriously. what the fuck.
- I honestly didn't know they even allowed tourists.dbloc
- arrested in January for trying to steal a propaganda sign from his hotel in Pyongyangimbecile
- Aye, it's ridiculous, but what was the stupid fool thinking? 'You're not in America, kiddo'detritus
- he should not have stolen the sign, but the punishment is ridiculousdbloc
- I think I just re-worded what you said.dbloc
- STOOOpid. Play with fire; you get burned. At least Kim Jong Un didn't sentence him to death by burning at the stakes.randommail
- I find this story funny.Al_dizzle
- stripped shirt and poke-o-dot tie, they should have hung the dude!!!!robotron3k
- Great. Now they have leverage to make some stupid deal.pango
- dipshit shouldn't have been taking things that was his. but the law is a bit too steep.omg
- dipshit shouldn't have been taking things that was NOT his. but the law is a bit too steep.
omgomg - dipshit shouldn't have been taking things that was his. but the law is a bit too steep.
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dipshit shouldn't have been taking things that was NOT his. but thedbloc - it doesn't take a genius to know that if your "lucky" enough to be able to even get into NPRK, when you do go in, you don't go do something stupid like thatshitmoldero
- I'm not saying North Korea is right, but that kid fucked up big time.moldero
- Continuity4
Trump is even more stupid than I thought if he really believes Kim will denuclearise. NK played Trump hard.
- It's a "you first" situation. NK won't do anything until everyone backs off of them, including the US, Japan, SK and Russia.monospaced
- Trump is going to try to negotiate those conditions, and I for one, am hopeful. I hate the dumbfuck president, but this isn't the worst thing to do.monospaced
- I mean, replace "Trump" with "Obama" in your statement and it would be equally true. NK is playing everyone!monospaced
- Right, but I'd like to think the key difference between Obama and the idiot posing as the president of your country, is that Obama would have had the ...Continuity
- ... presence of mind to approach this much, much more cautiously, knowing full well NK can't be trusted.Continuity
- Mind you, the idiot posing as president of the US demonstrated this weekend that he clearly can't be trusted either, so those two fat cunts are ...Continuity
- ... made for each other.Continuity
- cuntinuity, the key difference is that obama had EIGHT fucking years to do it and couldn't & didn't. It's all about results.BustySaintClaire
- it wasn’t an Obama administration priority, and pretending it was or should have been is also stupidmonospaced
- Just do it, Kim.docpoz
- Isn't there china pressure on this?docpoz
- Aw, looks like CuntySaintCuntface got triggered.Continuity
- DRIFTMONKEY2
- should at least give 'em scooters or skateboardsBluejam
- ...or running shoesKrassy
- electric scooters would be radical!Bennn
- in better shape than us secret service, sureOBBTKN
- Ostriches would kill itmaquito
- "And here comes North Korea's president escorted by his secret service of deadly ostrich riders"maquito