Sagmeister Walsh

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  • Maaku4

    It had to be done
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  • BusterBoy4

    So can we archive this thread until the next time they get their gear off for the next lame publicity stunt please.

  • fate0

    robotron3k, here's a nice little summary for you.

    Some choice quotes from this thread:

    ⁠—"ah, the things men will do for vagina."

    ⁠—"Pity, with a body like that, she could have held out for partner at a larger design firm."

    ⁠—"would have to see it moving to judge. can she jiggle around a bit and put it on utube?"

    ⁠—"I certainly see why he made her partner."

    ⁠—"are they banging?"

    ⁠—"I am calling it right now. Bun in the oven!"

    ⁠—"I'd love to bang the chick on the very left."

    ⁠—"So have you banged her yet?"

    ⁠—"Below average design skills, average body...would fuck."

    ⁠—"she doesnt get him aroused. doesnt bode well for bedroom activities."

    ⁠—"Sags proud of finally getting laid."

    ⁠—"I hope [she'll be back next year same time to self promote more nude shots with] a full on porn coffee table book with all the girls there."

    ⁠—"A sex tape next?"

    ⁠—"If she was ugly I doubt she'd be so popular. Sorry if it sounds sexist but it's not meant to be. Just how our (sad) world works."

    ⁠—"I wouldn't fuck Paula Scher with your dick, or even Llyod's."

    ⁠—"Ugh. She busted yo... No wonder Sagamiester went off to "purse other avenues..."

    ⁠—""Her tits got her the job" that's ridiculous! she's got no tits!"

    ⁠—"average talent at best and c cups...would not fuck"

    ⁠—"I'm all for female empowerment and more women on top (not just on top of me). "

    And of course, this doozy:

    "1) Hire young fertile chick
    2) Bang young fertile chick
    3) Partner young fertile chick
    4) Marry young fertile chick
    5) Divorce young fertile chick
    6) Wealthy young fertile chick"

    • fate what has happened in your life to make you feel like you are now Captain Obvious?? This has always been a love it or leave it place.robotron3k
    • Oh by the way fate your list is more fucking bullshit. You are a goddamn perv. Stop watching porn. And I bet you watched GOT. Shit for brains.robotron3k
    • You are solid drama mama...robotron3k
    • A Trump supporter in Brooklyn, no wonder you're so frustrated.fate
    • Everything is always sex to you fate.robotron3k
    • Is that what pops into your mind when you read the word "frustrated"? sex?fate
    • Sec is the main reason you're posting so much,, as sexual preference is how you SLW types introduce yourselves. Amiright?robotron3k
    • What is SLW? Slaw? Coleslaw?fate
    • fate where were last 15 years of nude designer pics from S&W?? You seem so green.robotron3k
    • You should send them some coleslaw along with a note demanding those pics.fate
    • Tell them you're extremely frustrated and coleslaw is the only way you can introduce yourself.fate
    • lol, even a quote by pango got included here.NBQ00
    • Fate you lost bad, was sooo fun to call you out on your delusional posts. Keep the fate hate coming...robotron3k
    • It's almost like a summary of how this place went sideways.wagshaft
  • Bennn4

  • fate2

    "Bet you 100 Million, if Jessica was a guy this identity politics BS from you and fate wouldn't have arisen! Just because she's female you accuse us being sexist"

    -NBQ00

    Let's be clear: You posting your fantasies about a porno coffee table book featuring a leading male designer and his male co-workers would be just as weird and uncomfortable.

    • I wonder how low your IQ is, really. The fact that you don't get sarcasm and snarky comments on QBN. Sigh.NBQ00
    • Can you please just stop now? It doesn't get us anywhere.NBQ00
    • Ohhhhh we've moved on to personal attacks now. Fight fight fight!pango
    • I bet you 100 millions I'd still be annoyed by the none stop criticism after the point is made.pango
  • utopian2

    Could the moderator place all of her nudes pics in the "Chick of the Day" or the "Official NSFW" thread where they all belongs. And keep her mediocre design in the is thread, it's that simple.

    • Fair enough. Most are tagged NSFW but don’t really belong here.Moderator
    • *moderator conflicted because she is both NSFW and a designer.. wonders to self about creating a Safe For Work Naked Designer thead...?robotron3k
  • omahadesigns1

    This modern influencer / Instagram world is so weird.

    Remember when only losers went in chat rooms and went on online dating sites?

    Now it’s business for everyone to take photos of themselves and use hashtags so strangers find your photos and “like” them and become fans.

    • The next generation is raised with all this from Day 1. We haven't seen nothing yet.
      (Signs Youre Getting Old)
      Bennn
    • They can all go to hell and instagram with it.NBQ00
    • so the 'losers' and the 'nerds' were way ahead of their timeKrassy
  • drgs3

    I gotta give it to her self-promotional talent, somehow she took over half of our frontpage

    • It's just incels giving her some attention, not potential clients.NBQ00
  • instrmntl0

    If you don't self promote, who else is going to promote you? Thats just business 101.

    • How you do it is everythingcannonball1978
    • Unfortunately real talent rarely matters anymore these days. It's all about shameless, self-absorbed, narcissistic self-promotion & looks.NBQ00
    • I think her re-launch is a lot of fun. She's on trend, the low production value stuff is starting to supplant the ultra controlled look on social anyways.zarkonite
    • ever heard of "let the work speak for itself?" my entire career is referrals and i barely tryimbecile
  • fate1

    Another dispatch from the mind of sted?

    • you already got burned in your last post, why you need an other one?sted
    • Why would you ever use Scala Sans? Especially in a thread about an elite designer?fate
    • maybe I was working with that font and this shit isn't worth the hassle to change it?
      I know it's hard to imagine while you're trying to sell domains.
      sted
    • You need to delete that font.fate
    • "A freestanding Colonel may be used in 1-colour without the KFC Lettertype."
      2.12 SECTION 2
      KFC Brand Identity Standards Manual: 2006
      sted
    • Have you really never seen this ad before? Do you pay attention to this industry at all? You really don't get it?fate
    • Look, it pains me to type this...

      The logo is rearranged as "FCK" instead of "KFC"

      Do you see it now?
      fate
    • Just google "fck ad", you are seriously in need of catching up with the rest of the industryfate
    • LOL you're dumb af or actually drunk. how the hell did you come to this conclusion? you need to get away from the keyboard seriously.sted
    • You took the time to search out the KFC brand standards manual and quote it, because you completely missed the point.fate
    • And apparently you have never seen an ad that takes liberties with an established brand and was widely praised in both the industry and traditional press for itfate
    • I know this section from the brand book because, I looked it up at the time when that ad arrived. you are dumb.sted
    • Sted it's ok if you don't get it.fate
    • popcorn gifdeathboy
  • fate1

    monNom couldn’t agree more.

    And then you have BusterBoy commenting about how one of the leading female designers in our industry should “just flash her cooch” to drum up business.

    Sure seems like half of you are incels or extremely insecure boys.

    • He was sarcastic, geez.NBQ00
    • Could you imagine someone trying that with HR as they’re being fired? “b-but I was being sarcastic!!”fate
    • sure mate...sick the QBN HR people on me.BusterBoy
    • New here?BusterBoy
    • Been here much longer than youfate
    • Oh really?BusterBoy
  • fate1

    I think my favorite part of the thread is how some (cannonball1978, robotron3k, NBQ00) keep calling her narcissistic and ragging on her for self promotion.

    ...when what you really mean to say is that you're mediocre designers that never learned to play the game, and it makes you bitter.

    Her name is on the fucking door you little losers. Of course she is going to promote herself.

    Legit it's like whining about how narcissistic and what a showboat that Colonol Sanders is and posting long diatribes about how "the chicken should speak for itself"

    • you have no idea how and why
      somebodies name gets to the wall.
      sted
    • and that's the main problem that instead of showing off, work, expertise, and experience she can only promote herself :(sted
    • and there is a complete team behind this name not just one person, and yet they still can't produce quality, original materials whatever the context is.sted
    • just sit up on the current hype, subordinate everything to the current trends and build a mediocre self brand.sted
    • Um nope. I'm not a mediocre designer. My opinions are valid. She can do whatever she likes even if its tasteless self serving narcissism, and I can point it outcannonball1978
    • I'm sorry Amman, you're right. You're not even mediocre. You're below-average.fate
    • Using my name isn’t gonna change me thinking it’s all narcissistic. You’ll just have to cope somehow.cannonball1978
  • fate0

    NBQ00 before being called out:

    • "I'd love to bang the chick on the very left."

    • "A sex tape next?"

    • "If she was ugly I doubt she'd be so popular. Sorry if it sounds sexist but it's not meant to be. Just how our (sad) world works."

    ______________________

    NBQ00 after being called out:

    • "But usually I don't give a fuck about genders. It's about the person. There are far more talented women out there that rarely get talked about but the loudest people get the spotlight."
    ______________________

    WOW YOU ARE SO REASONABLE AND CLEARLY INVESTED IN RESPECT AND EQUALITY.

    Or maybe you're just a creep and can't admit it.

    • Are you new here or just generally don't understand sarcasm and snarky comments?NBQ00
    • But that part about "If she was ugly..." is not untrue.NBQ00
    • Even in 2019, if you think an ugly woman is gonna read the news, present on TV or be a hit on Youtube you deeeaaaddd wrong!Hayzilla
    • my questine at this point is, how would she do in the COTD thread? ;)renderedred
    • I really CGAF whether she’s hot or otherwise. Their previous incarnation drew publicity with gratuitous nudity.BusterBoy
    • This incarnation doesn’t appear to be much different. Male. Female. Hot. Not hot. I really couldn’t give a stuff.BusterBoy
    • If this is how you need to promote your company and yourself, it reduces it to the most banal common garbage that I despise.BusterBoy
    • And I’ll have a browse of the COTD thread...but not many of those chicks are promoting a design company.BusterBoy
  • fate1

    sted, did you really make this? Did you really write the words "damage the brand" like a total simpleton?

    • read this in the voice of Stefan.sted
    • https://www.behance.…

      This is your work?
      fate
    • You need to read it in a redneck voice, I'm Midwest white trash.fate
    • hoolyshit this gets older every day lol I need to update with some new stuff.
      yes, that's what you can access now,
      keep in mind that this is from 1998 to 2010.
      sted
    • ballsy mate. if its your actual work to show it.deathboy
  • ideaist1

    Agency as brand seems to be the name of the game these days; each more unique than the last!

    I have old colleagues who do it quite nicely: https://lindaandlindastore.ca/

    &

  • Bennn1
    • Carefully edited every day by herself.NBQ00
    • just a quick change
      "partner at creative agency Sagmeister & Walsh." ->
      "and founder of creative agency & Walsh."
      sted
    • Usually designers have resumes, not wikirobotron3k
  • sted0

    • lolNBQ00
    • On another note, seeing this as a potential client doesn't really want me to work with her/ them. So much self-indulgent, narcissistic self-promotion.NBQ00
    • Sagmeister himself was the epitome of self-indulgent narcissistic self promotion... so how is it even remotely surprising...ben_
    • that his company's successor is the same? This is one small corner of the design world that barely matters. So much screaming at a wall guys.ben_
    • Stefan's self promo was done Intelligently. Had good concepts. This is just blatant "look at me eye candy"NBQ00
    • What were the intelligent concepts then? Aiga poster had a deep meaning?ben_
    • She moved on, her new "Ampersand" in her life is some guy who does commercials for Hertz renta-cars and Dove soap.robotron3k
    • run this campaign just to occupy a symbol. want and own that &.
      change the company name to
      &W secretly pronounce it like envy
      sted
    • lol Robo, he's just a camera guy. Not a director.NBQ00
  • ESKEMA0

    looks somewhat staged. Why would the robbers go for a mat instead of computers??

    • Because they stole their WORK, get it?ORAZAL
    • yeah I get it, that's why I'm saying it's staged..ESKEMA
    • OKORAZAL
    • probably just a friendly rival agency by my guessmonospaced
    • It's obviously a joke, and not funny.freedom
  • nikdaum0

    Half of that image is hot.

  • Bennn2

    for the second time :