"DEA Ignored All My Cries"
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- qoob0
Since when do they hold people in 5 foot cells anyway?
- 20020
I would like to know the full dimension. We only know the two measurements. Where is the third length??? Conspiracy I say.
- ukit20
Doesn't matter what crime he committed, there's no excuse for leaving someone in a tiny cell with no food or water for five days. He could have died, is that an appropriate punishment for smoking a little weed?
- 20020
^ translation
THANK GOD HE WAS NOT BLACK!
- ukit20
Maybe we should just save time and put people to death for smoking weed
- 20020
^ translation
KILL ALL BLACK PEOPLE!
You are sick man and a racist.
- albums0
2002, Racist is asking what Asian can't stretch out in a 5'10" room?
- 20020
^Thats what I say. His story sounds fishy.
- 20020
Theory:
He has a midterm in 1-5 days.
Didn't study for it nor want to.
Goes to drug house to score some.
Gets caught and realizes that his Asian parents will kill him when they find out.
Decides to use this as an excuse to 1) skip midterm 2) sympathy from parents.
Hides in the holding cell.
Dumb cops fall for it.
They can't count, all asians look the same.
Make up some sob story of suicide because he is an honorable man.
Gets bored.
Takes out meth out of his butt that he was hiding.
Start thinking lawsuit.
Thinking that meth will have more serious damage to his body due to lack of food or water.
CHA CHING (sound cash register, not number 24 on the menu).
Take meth, go nuts and cops finally hear him.
- 20020
^ I thought he wore glasses eh?
- ukit20
Days crawled by. No food. No water. No bathroom. He remembers biting his eyeglasses and using the broken shards to scrawl a note onto his left arm.
“Sorry Mom,” he tried to write.
- 20020
And he ate the pieces of glass because he was hungry?
- ali0
Lucky to be alive but story doesn't add up could he have swallowed all the Magic Mushrooms when the cops showed up?
- 20020
thats a long trip. 5 days.
- ukit20
What part of the story doesn't add up?
Sound like a good kid who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- 20020
^ exactly. Asians can't do no wong.
- drgs0
I say lets hang that druggie
- 20020