"DEA Ignored All My Cries"
"DEA Ignored All My Cries"
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Theory:
He has a midterm in 1-5 days.
Didn't study for it nor want to.
Goes to drug house to score some.
Gets caught and realizes that his Asian parents will kill him when they find out.
Decides to use this as an excuse to 1) skip midterm 2) sympathy from parents.
Hides in the holding cell.
Dumb cops fall for it.
They can't count, all asians look the same.
Make up some sob story of suicide because he is an honorable man.
Gets bored.
Takes out meth out of his butt that he was hiding.
Start thinking lawsuit.
Thinking that meth will have more serious damage to his body due to lack of food or water.
CHA CHING (sound cash register, not number 24 on the menu).
Take meth, go nuts and cops finally hear him.