"DEA Ignored All My Cries"
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- ahli0
5 days is a tough stretch, but he'll hopefully worth the cash..
I suppose its worth it in the long term, that Scandinavian guy lasted for weeks in a car trapped in the snow
- 20020
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- akrok0
http://f69.myupload.dk/getfile/1…
...saw it all.- saw what? failed image link?2002
- celling cat. dude.akrok
- where is the ceiling cat? I see myload.dick etc...2002
- what. you need a tutorial!?akrok
- I think you need one...2002
- i had one but it was from 2002 so it wasn't up to date. sssssshit!akrok
- man, that was pretty lame. oh well. move along.2002
- thanks, j.akrok
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- drgs0
I say lets hang that druggie
- 20020
^ exactly. Asians can't do no wong.
- ukit20
What part of the story doesn't add up?
Sound like a good kid who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- 20020
thats a long trip. 5 days.
- ali0
Lucky to be alive but story doesn't add up could he have swallowed all the Magic Mushrooms when the cops showed up?
- 20020
And he ate the pieces of glass because he was hungry?
- ukit20
Days crawled by. No food. No water. No bathroom. He remembers biting his eyeglasses and using the broken shards to scrawl a note onto his left arm.
“Sorry Mom,” he tried to write.
- 20020
^ I thought he wore glasses eh?
- 20020
Theory:
He has a midterm in 1-5 days.
Didn't study for it nor want to.
Goes to drug house to score some.
Gets caught and realizes that his Asian parents will kill him when they find out.
Decides to use this as an excuse to 1) skip midterm 2) sympathy from parents.
Hides in the holding cell.
Dumb cops fall for it.
They can't count, all asians look the same.
Make up some sob story of suicide because he is an honorable man.
Gets bored.
Takes out meth out of his butt that he was hiding.
Start thinking lawsuit.
Thinking that meth will have more serious damage to his body due to lack of food or water.
CHA CHING (sound cash register, not number 24 on the menu).
Take meth, go nuts and cops finally hear him.
- 20020
^Thats what I say. His story sounds fishy.
- albums0
2002, Racist is asking what Asian can't stretch out in a 5'10" room?
- 20020
^ translation
KILL ALL BLACK PEOPLE!
You are sick man and a racist.
- ukit20
Maybe we should just save time and put people to death for smoking weed