Smallest Town for Sale
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- CanHasQBN0
From Wiki: "The town is currently for sale following the mayor's decision to retire. The purchaser will receive the house, the Buford Trading Post and the former school house."
As if that sort of lifestyle isn't already "retired"???
- mg330
If you bought that, how could you resist changing the name to Fuckville?
- Fax_Benson0
Tempting. I'm looking to downsize. The town I currently own is getting too big.
- mg330
My mind is running rampant with ideas...
You could buy that and do so much to mess with passers-by. Like, make the speed limit 5 mph for about 20 feet of roadway, set up a speed camera and dish out tickets to everyone who missed it.
Or, just build a huge interchange with off ramps, bridges, etc. that only put you right back on the road you were on.
- bulletfactory0
That town isn't big enough for the two of us.
- dbloc0
how hard is it to get an area designated as a town?
- utopian0
Zoning available for a strip bar?


