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- Horp
This place hasn't dropped its standards by even a micron since I was last here. Well done QBN!
- Wolfboy0
It's got better, now you can get furniture coupons, baldness cures and diet pills as well as all that design bullshit
- BrokenHD0
at least there's still pic/vid/girl of the day and politics.
- pango0
lol sarcastic man is being sarcastic.
- detritus0
Lock up your male donkeys, Horp's here!
- Horp0
I've gone right off male donkeys to be honest. I think I'm turning donkey-straight.
- monospaced0
ban me then; it's all my fault
- Its your fault I've started getting the hots for female donkeys? How can this be so sir?Horp
- DO YOU CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO CURE DONKEY RELATED HOMOSEXUALITY SIR?Horp
- My severe autism and mental retardation have caused the spam to inch its way so far up detritus's ass that he hasmonospaced
- gone "plaid" with anger.monospaced
- When he goes plaid, its time to make plans for extended periods in a bunker. BTW: Are you actualy autistic or not.Horp
- I'm not.monospaced
- I'm really surprised to hear that to be honest. I had assumed it was true. *Shrugs*Horp
- so mean, dudemonospaced
- LOL, only jorking Mono.Horp
- Horp0
Dutch scientists have today managed to create an entirely synthetic, environmentally friendly, animal friendly form of water out of microscopic particles found in the atmosphere all over the world. "This could potentially have an effect on the availability of water for everyone" says the lead research scientist. A half glass of the synthetic water has costs $440,000,000.00 to generate, taking eight years of continual processing during which granules of air and liquidised hydrogenated atoms are 'knitted together' using tiny mandibles the size of an angstrom. Scientists have stated their confidence that they can make the process faster and cheaper over the coming months as more funding comes on line to roll the project out. "We're 99% certain we can halve the cost and double the speed of product by 2019" says Scientific councillor Brioche Jepstein Dpac HGV of the Murmansk institute of Planke.
- Horp0
China: A lady who has the face of a hairless cat and a two year old child's arms has been found in the back of a catering refrigerator unit in the far north of the country. Reports suggest she's been trapped in the space since childhood and has survived by eating some of that brown syrupy fat that creeps out of the back of fridges where the panels join. "She can't speak, she is severely retarded" claims Juo Pin Xan of the cultural assets agency of China, "So naturally she is unable to explain how she obtained the cat's face or the child's arms". Speculation is growing that a cat may have got too close to the refrigerator and the woman felt threatened by its presence, lashing out in pre-meditated self-defense. Shortly afterwards the cat's owner, a small child may have approached to rescue the cat and was attacked in a defensive manouvre in the same way. No records indicate a child in the vicinity has lost its arms. Speculation is growing that the parents may have been too afraid of notifying the authorities and possibly stuffed the child's cardigan sleeves with old newspaper to avoid raising concern.
- Moral: Never buy a Chinese fridge. They leak at the panel joins.Fax_Benson
- chinese people disgust mejadrian_uk
- I'm sure the feelings mutual JadrianAmicus