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China: A lady who has the face of a hairless cat and a two year old child's arms has been found in the back of a catering refrigerator unit in the far north of the country. Reports suggest she's been trapped in the space since childhood and has survived by eating some of that brown syrupy fat that creeps out of the back of fridges where the panels join. "She can't speak, she is severely retarded" claims Juo Pin Xan of the cultural assets agency of China, "So naturally she is unable to explain how she obtained the cat's face or the child's arms". Speculation is growing that a cat may have got too close to the refrigerator and the woman felt threatened by its presence, lashing out in pre-meditated self-defense. Shortly afterwards the cat's owner, a small child may have approached to rescue the cat and was attacked in a defensive manouvre in the same way. No records indicate a child in the vicinity has lost its arms. Speculation is growing that the parents may have been too afraid of notifying the authorities and possibly stuffed the child's cardigan sleeves with old newspaper to avoid raising concern.
- Moral: Never buy a Chinese fridge. They leak at the panel joins.Fax_Benson
- chinese people disgust mejadrian_uk
- I'm sure the feelings mutual JadrianAmicus