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    Dutch scientists have today managed to create an entirely synthetic, environmentally friendly, animal friendly form of water out of microscopic particles found in the atmosphere all over the world. "This could potentially have an effect on the availability of water for everyone" says the lead research scientist. A half glass of the synthetic water has costs $440,000,000.00 to generate, taking eight years of continual processing during which granules of air and liquidised hydrogenated atoms are 'knitted together' using tiny mandibles the size of an angstrom. Scientists have stated their confidence that they can make the process faster and cheaper over the coming months as more funding comes on line to roll the project out. "We're 99% certain we can halve the cost and double the speed of product by 2019" says Scientific councillor Brioche Jepstein Dpac HGV of the Murmansk institute of Planke.

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