♥ Things girls like ♥
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- meffid0
Cock. The end.
- CGN0
if they are lucky and orgasm
- CGN0
if they are lucky an orgasm
- scarabin0
- the fuck is that?sea_sea
- it's a music instrument.pango
- a cast of a... prego?BabySnakes
- so you can preserve your distended baby bulge and keep milking the attention long after you've birthed the thingscarabin
- <yupmoldero
- eww.sea_sea
- FFS! hahahapillhead
- hormones are gaycannonball1978
- my neighbor has this, invited me in to see it. freaky, to say the least.arthur
- zarkonite0
http://www.ediblearrangements.co… <-- This is crack for chicks.
It combines flowers, chocolate, strawberries and shows you had to plan ahead (don't worry tho, I've called those guys at 10am to get something in by 12 at by wife's office, they know the score).
You will win Valentine's day with this shit.
- lol, that's what print vendors give us for the holidaysmonospaced
- Eww :/Sutteklut
- o_OSutteklut
- the office chicks here squeal like happy little pigs when they get thesescarabin
- Plan ahead? It's the same day every year, doing this for your Ma doesn't count.rybration
- i would dump your ass.sea_sea
- @sea_sea: that's ok, I'm too good for you.zarkonite
- dijitaq0
"... some girl you just slept with..."
right... like you still remember her name
- sine0
btw guys, it's a leap year...
they gotta treat us ;)
- GeorgesII0
Girls like guys that have balls,
getting rare around here these days :P
- sine0
- deathboy0
i went with a 1932 edition of a death in the afternoon
- monospaced0
Cook for her.
- drgs0
that warm male glow
- CALLES0
yeah... they really appreciate it when you remember their name after doing the nasty... if you do.. they dont feel as slutty
- 23kon0
Forgot to book a restaurant for Valentines Day?
On the night of the 13th, rub her face with butter while she is alseep. She'll wake up on the 14th with the most hideous face full of spots and won't want to leave the house until they've gone!
Then you can give it the whole "Oh, but I booked a really fancy restaurant ...." shit.
SORTED!!!!
- scarabin0
we're essentially strategizing on dopamine/seretonin delivery systems
- Sutteklut0
"Sex-for-as-long-as-you-like" and "Sex-as-many-times-as-you-like" - etc coupons. Yes please!
- you need a new penismonospaced
- What? Im just saying.Sutteklut
- you should be getting that anywayscarabin
- You should not need coupons for this.zarkonite
- utopian0
A good oldé donkey punch will set her free...