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- employee
I do nothing all day except surf. I literally spend from 9am until lunch everyday reading and looking about reddit.
I have done 5 hours worth of work in the last 4 weeks.
People think I am busting my ass.
This describes every job I have had since 1999. The last time I wasn't coasting was when I had my own company.
There are others like me?
- vaxorcist0
are you a Social Media Expert?
- employee0
I am legion...oh wait...
- monospaced0
shhhhhh... or you'll our cover!
- *blowmonospaced
- jobsureshot
- *sloppymonospaced
- joesCanHasQBN
- *marcomonospaced
- ifeltdave0
if you're comfortable with coasting, keep at it. I bet your stress level is pretty awesome and low right now.
at the same time.. I feel restless and kind of useless when I go through coasting periods. Making good shit makes me feel alive. Maybe time to seek a new challenge?
- my stress level is through the roof...but thats the normemployee
- randomname0
DO YOU WORK RETAIL?
- employee0
I feel like I am wasting my life
- vaxorcist0
Is your boss asking you to bill all those hours to some huge multinational corporation's account, using slighly different but somehow unclear categories like 'research' and 'competetive review'
This can lead to possible issues later, firing squad politics when the client's bill has reached the stratosphere because everyone's hours "had to be billed somewhere" and .. uh.. people were just surfing randomly all day because not much work was coming the door anyway.....
this could mean you account staff's pipeline is drying up, and everyone will get laid off in a few months.... start getting your book ready(!)
- monospaced0
you don't work or pay taxes? damn
- coldarchon0
great trolling, even recursive yourself ..
- sublocked0
This is why I don't hire anyone. Go hang yourself with a power cable you leech.
- you simply wouldn't let it happen, and neither would Imonospaced
- yep.sublocked
- employee0
I am not trolling...this is a accurate post
- zaq0
you are 99%
- autoflavour0
im the opposite.. i get ploughed with work the moment i sit down in the morning..
when i go to leave at 6pm, its a walk of shame as i am usually always the first to leave.
today i was asked to do some significant amendments at 5:30 and i told them i could try but i as i had an doctors appointment at 6:30 (which i did, as i have been sick the past 2 weeks)
their response..
"but your coming back after right?"- to work unpaid overtime mind you..autoflavour
- fuck that shit. look for something else man, STAT!lvl_13
- thats heinous.Al_dizzle
- That's terrible.gramme
- I wouldn't do that unless it was an emergency. The worst web sweatshop I worked always closed at 5:30raf
- Continuity0
This thread's a bit whiffy. Like as if someone trod in a popfodders, and didn't scrape it off their shoe.
- monNom0
Start working on your portfolio. If you've nothing to do, your company has nothing to bill.
- employee0
Hi, Checking in....I am still in the same placement and I don't do shit.
I average maybe 5 hours of REAL work per week but I get paid for 40+.
Same as every job since 1999.
Cmon, It's not just me....