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- nuggler0
This one is good: if your salt loses its flavor... what will you salt it with?
matthew 5:13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
- idiots0
John 3:16
"Are you ready for some football?"
- Ancillary0
How can you say a quote from the bible is out of context. That's essentially what a quote is, an out of context snippet.
The simple fact that it's from the bible gives it context.
The christian/Judaic bible is full of Homophobia, homosexual sex, death, violence, sex with animals, racism, child molestation, war, pillage, rape, and countless other atrocities.
I don't know why Christians pretend that it's not.
- monospaced0
On on the eighth day, God created 100,000 ffffound invites and said, "That's it."
- ShaunM0
For his invisible qualities are clearly seen from the world’s creation onward, because they are perceived by the things made, even his eternal power and Godship, so that they are inexcusable; because, although they knew God, they did not glorify him as God nor did they thank him, but they became empty-headed in their reasonings and their unintelligent heart became darkened – Roman 1:20,21
- Josev0
I haven't read this all the way through yet, but thought it was interesting:
Applying Sentiment Analysis to the Bible:
http://www.openbible.info/blog/2…
- moldero0
bible = talking snake = bullshit
- moldero0
"And if a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod and he dies at his hand, he shall be punished. 21If, however, he survives a day or two, no vengeance shall be taken; for he is his property." -Exodus 21:20-21
- moral of the story, beating a slave to death is okay as long as it`s a slow death.monNom
- popfodders0
Jesus Wept
- popfodders0
I Corinthians 5:1-2
It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that even pagans do not tolerate: A man is sleeping with his father’s wife. And you are proud! Shouldn’t you rather have gone into mourning and have put out of your fellowship the man who has been doing this?
- pango0
o_O? what is all this?
- Shit that 'god' says.Continuity
- shit god said or shit few poeple think god said?pango
- shit the masses are brainwashed to believe god said, despite not a shred of evidencemonospaced
- Not a shred? Brainwashed? All of us? You know better than that, Ben.gramme
- yes, not a shred of evidence has been put forth that proves the bible is the word of a dietyscarabin
- Shit that man said 'god' says.utopian
- oooh come on, we haven't had a good religion thread here for a while. I can sense gramme bristling neath his 'stache. :D..mikotondria3
- *twitchesgramme
- I don't want to fight with you Matt, I respect you too much.monospaced
- never fight with someone with awesome portfolio site.pango
- fooler0
Ezekiel 23:19-20
New International Version (NIV)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.- whaaaaaaaaaaCALLES
- Methinks whoever wrote that bible passage knows entirely too much about donkey and horse cocks to be considered a passive observer.Continuity
- ... observer.Continuity
- Ah lo - grabbeth she the might cock at the base and fondle the glans with her tounge, until there poured forth a mighty...mikotondria3
- ..flighting tendril of man-silk. Again and again, drapeth she it over her upturned face, and even in her eye, which she...mikotondria3
- ...mindeth not, and yeh, through the stormy tempest until the twitching stopped, rubbeth she it around her gladly smile, the slutmikotondria3
- lolukit2
- double lolAncillary
- hahaomg
- gramme0
Romans 5:1–11
Therefore, since we have been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ. Through him we have also obtained access by faith into this grace in which we stand, and we rejoice in hope of the glory of God. Not only that, but we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.
For while we were still weak, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly. For one will scarcely die for a righteous person—though perhaps for a good person one would dare even to die—but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Since, therefore, we have now been justified by his blood, much more shall we be saved by him from othe wrath of God. For if while we were enemies we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, now that we are reconciled, shall we be saved by his life. More than that, we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation.
- anything that tells me I'm a sinner by default is just ridiculous; the very concept is man-mademonospaced
- but to each his own, I'm just happier living knowing that I'm not shackled by rulesmonospaced
- and therefore I have nothing to fearmonospaced
- The nicene creed.mikotondria3
- Christianity is the ultimate freedom, actually. Our fallen natures are our chains, not God's grace.gramme
- This passage from Romans is a ringing declaration of freedom and our unmerited favor with God.gramme
- O wearisome condition of humanity! Born under one law, to another bound; vainly begot and yet forbidden vanity; Created sick, commanded to be sound.”mikotondria3
- ...sick, commanded to be sound.”mikotondria3
- Fulke Grevile’s poem, “Mustapha”mikotondria3
- duhsign0
I was expecting a hip hop bible...and on the 8th day god threw up a sick burner then headed back to the crib with his crew to lay down some beats
- sureshot0
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
- nobody ever leaves Earth unless they get lost in spacemonospaced
- CALLES0
4 Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom--both young and old--surrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
Genesis 19:4-8
- Crisis averted.
Lesson: Bros before hoes.mikotondria3 - lolCALLES
- too funny, the men were angels, I don't think that would have worked out well either way. don't try to rape an angel, it prob wont work
duhsign
- Crisis averted.
- prophetone0
i can't remember specific quotes but the part where harry fights the giant snake had some good stuff....
- monospaced0
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)
"Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses." (1 Samuel 15:3)
"You shall not let a sorceress live." (Exodus 22:18)
"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)
"When the men would not listen to his host, the husband seized his concubine and thrust her outside to them. They had relations with her and abused her all night until the following dawn, when they let her go. Then at daybreak the woman came and collapsed at the entrance of the house in which her husband was a guest, where she lay until the morning. When her husband rose that day and opened the door of the house to start out again on his journey, there lay the woman, his concubine, at the entrance of the house with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, 'Come, let us go'; but there was no answer. So the man placed her on an ass and started out again for home." (Judges 19:25-28)
"And the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity." (Romans 1:27)
"Jephthah made a vow to the Lord. 'If you deliver the Ammonites into my power,' he said, 'whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites shall belong to the Lord. I shall offer him up as a holocaust.' ... When Jephthah returned to his house in Mizpah, it was his daughter who came forth, playing the tambourines and dancing. She was an only child: he had neither son nor daughter besides her. When he saw her, he rent his garments and said, 'Alas, daughter, you have struck me down and brought calamity upon me. For I have made a vow to the Lord and I cannot retract'." (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)
"Then God said: 'Take your son Isaac, your only one, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah. There you shall offer him up as a holocaust on a height that I will point out to you'."(Genesis 22:2)
"Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)"Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse." (1 Peter 2:18)
- minus 5,000 fishes for lack of context.gramme
- This is 100% in the context of the bible and the word of god. You know this!monospaced
- You've pulled all of these passages out of their context.gramme
- All sorts of things don't sound right when removed from context.gramme
- Also, having some knowledge of the original Greek or Hebrew can really clarify things.gramme
- Still, it's the bible.monospaced
- Still, many things come off wrong without context.gramme