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- sureshot0
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
- nobody ever leaves Earth unless they get lost in spacemonospaced
- ShaunM0
For his invisible qualities are clearly seen from the world’s creation onward, because they are perceived by the things made, even his eternal power and Godship, so that they are inexcusable; because, although they knew God, they did not glorify him as God nor did they thank him, but they became empty-headed in their reasonings and their unintelligent heart became darkened – Roman 1:20,21
- monospaced0
On on the eighth day, God created 100,000 ffffound invites and said, "That's it."
- Ancillary0
How can you say a quote from the bible is out of context. That's essentially what a quote is, an out of context snippet.
The simple fact that it's from the bible gives it context.
The christian/Judaic bible is full of Homophobia, homosexual sex, death, violence, sex with animals, racism, child molestation, war, pillage, rape, and countless other atrocities.
I don't know why Christians pretend that it's not.
- idiots0
John 3:16
"Are you ready for some football?"
- duhsign0
I was expecting a hip hop bible...and on the 8th day god threw up a sick burner then headed back to the crib with his crew to lay down some beats
- nuggler0
This one is good: if your salt loses its flavor... what will you salt it with?
matthew 5:13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
- gramme0
Romans 5:1–11
Therefore, since we have been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ. Through him we have also obtained access by faith into this grace in which we stand, and we rejoice in hope of the glory of God. Not only that, but we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, and hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.
For while we were still weak, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly. For one will scarcely die for a righteous person—though perhaps for a good person one would dare even to die—but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Since, therefore, we have now been justified by his blood, much more shall we be saved by him from othe wrath of God. For if while we were enemies we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, now that we are reconciled, shall we be saved by his life. More than that, we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation.
- anything that tells me I'm a sinner by default is just ridiculous; the very concept is man-mademonospaced
- but to each his own, I'm just happier living knowing that I'm not shackled by rulesmonospaced
- and therefore I have nothing to fearmonospaced
- The nicene creed.mikotondria3
- Christianity is the ultimate freedom, actually. Our fallen natures are our chains, not God's grace.gramme
- This passage from Romans is a ringing declaration of freedom and our unmerited favor with God.gramme
- O wearisome condition of humanity! Born under one law, to another bound; vainly begot and yet forbidden vanity; Created sick, commanded to be sound.”mikotondria3
- ...sick, commanded to be sound.”mikotondria3
- Fulke Grevile’s poem, “Mustapha”mikotondria3
- fooler0
Ezekiel 23:19-20
New International Version (NIV)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.- whaaaaaaaaaaCALLES
- Methinks whoever wrote that bible passage knows entirely too much about donkey and horse cocks to be considered a passive observer.Continuity
- ... observer.Continuity
- Ah lo - grabbeth she the might cock at the base and fondle the glans with her tounge, until there poured forth a mighty...mikotondria3
- ..flighting tendril of man-silk. Again and again, drapeth she it over her upturned face, and even in her eye, which she...mikotondria3
- ...mindeth not, and yeh, through the stormy tempest until the twitching stopped, rubbeth she it around her gladly smile, the slutmikotondria3
- lolukit2
- double lolAncillary
- hahaomg
- pango0
o_O? what is all this?
- Shit that 'god' says.Continuity
- shit god said or shit few poeple think god said?pango
- shit the masses are brainwashed to believe god said, despite not a shred of evidencemonospaced
- Not a shred? Brainwashed? All of us? You know better than that, Ben.gramme
- yes, not a shred of evidence has been put forth that proves the bible is the word of a dietyscarabin
- Shit that man said 'god' says.utopian
- oooh come on, we haven't had a good religion thread here for a while. I can sense gramme bristling neath his 'stache. :D..mikotondria3
- *twitchesgramme
- I don't want to fight with you Matt, I respect you too much.monospaced
- never fight with someone with awesome portfolio site.pango
- Gnash0
What's wrong with the A-version?
- popfodders0
King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.Romans 12:19
- popfodders0
I Corinthians 5:1-2
It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that even pagans do not tolerate: A man is sleeping with his father’s wife. And you are proud! Shouldn’t you rather have gone into mourning and have put out of your fellowship the man who has been doing this?
- vaxorcist0
Ezekiel 23:20
read it aloud at least 3 times
- not that Pulp Fiction verse is it?popfodders
- what?! "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."johnny_wobble
- what the !?popfodders
- It's the ONLY verse I know...... I often ask street preachers what it means, sometimes have to run fast!vaxorcist
- scarabin0
psalm 46:10 – "be still and know that i am god"
not in the way that it's meant though.
i think it's a very zen saying. sit down, shut up (meditate), and realize your own divinity.
- manonthestreet0
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
- harsh, brutal!popfodders
- That seems fair enough for her.detritus