Inappropriate nicknames
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- JSK0
MrDinky
- monospaced0
Retard
- necromation0
Chalky
- necromation0
I had a mate who had short arms... Hence the nickname
T-REX
- Miguex0
Pedo Joe
He always gets angry when we call him that, specially if its in front of his family
- elahon0
In grade school we had this kid who always had this red rash on his arms and hands, and his last name began with "A", so he was dubbed "Scabie-A".
- liveforever0
We had a guy in school called Chris Bates but because i went to a posh school the teachers used to call us Master instead of our firstnames
So Master Bates literally had one of the shittest nicknames from day 1 (for about 6 yrs)
- maikel0
I nicknamed a friend of mine after a notorious brand of condoms, mostly for being a dick.
The nickname has survived for more than 15 years.
- set0
I have a friend with the Surname Fallon, we've called him Fallon since school but a few years ago I started casually referring to him Fallopian tube. He didn't seem to mind but then one day after me saying it he said 'Greg, you've GOTTA stop calling me that, it's catching on.'
Other people have started to call him Fallopian tube haha
- Projectile0
I had a housemate called Yurie so I called him Mr Tard
Has a teacher called Mr Steward, we called him Stuardo which means faggot in some language
My mate's bro Jeremy, I call him Germ boy which if you meet him you'll realise is VERY fitting
...and my friend Inge (pronounced Inger) well there's Minger, Ginger... funny enough she's a professional singer.. I see a rhyme comin on! My mate got busted this weekend for the Minger bit LOL
- SteveZissou0
I had a shit haircut once, so some friends called me Ian Huntly for a while...
- Cptn_Uncanny0
Individuals initials are D. J.
Djayna.
- vivid0
Nonce
- loool0
I know the girl called ,,butterfly" ...she was weight about 100 kilos...kids are bastards...
- detritus0
Not really ‘inappopriate’, but at Uni a member of our group was from Newtownabbey, Near Belfast, where all the particularly mad Northern Irish people appear to hail from.
We called him ‘Irish’. That's it, just ‘Irish’.
To this day still, nearly a decade and a half later.
- Tis a fine barn, but sure is no swimming pool, English.ian
- foz0
I was nicknamed "cunt", (true story.)
It was due to a constant match of one-downmanship amongst my horrific friends. I was competitive. we would start off with mildly disturbing statements, and the next person would say something worse, etc. If nobody could follow you with something worse - you were the cunt. I won a fair bit, I once pushed a drunk mate a bit too far with a comment and it tipped him into puking. (sorry Matt)
- tasty0
We had a friend with a big forehead "captain forehead"