If you died today...
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- i_monk0
I collapsed a pocket universe that was threatening to overwrite ours.
- I, for one, am thankful.Continuity
- That's due to your screen name.CyBrainX
- Pupsipu0
I almost made a meme once, now I can't find it.
- Continuity0
I did the right thing, today, and took care of the feelings of someone close to me. And I'm happy I did.
- Ramanisky20
my EPIC turds have stuffed-up every toilet in U.S.
whenever I'm at a friends place, I always make sure to ask if they own a toilet plunger. However this doesn't work on the new toilets with the turbine engine flushers... (Casino's, Hotels etc,,)- that's why you shove a balloon into the drain hole before shitting.mg33
- a balloon? ..
you don't say...Ramanisky2
- capn_ron0
fucking weird. I just got this email and checked out this thread....
MR SAEED AHMED
Dear Friend, As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me,because, I believe everyone will die someday,and am contacting you because I really do need your help and I want you to help me with all your effort and time for just seven to fourteen workings days of your time.I want you to be honest and truthful with me that you will help me with my last wish as a dying man. Please kindly reply if you are really interested in helping me please.
God be with you.
Saeed Ahmed.
- seeessess0
Achieved my potential. Produced one amazing son, and another baby on the way. Isn't that what life is all about?
- it ismonospaced
- better not have a 3rd kid you overpopulating potential achiever.Pupsipu
- only having two.seeessess
- +1 raise a son, build a house, plant a treedrgs
- Done all 3. Am I done then?ETM
- please don't take this the wrong way but is there not more to life than simply reproducing?Kidswift
- by the way seeessess you are two up on anything I have done which is remotely notable :)Kidswift
- I think your wife gets credit for the production part. Let's be fair here. :)monkeyshine
- raising a kid right is what life is all about period. one will never know until he/she has a kid if their own.moldero
- My dream is to have a kid too... even though im gay. I really want to have a son/daughter.. my life will be complete then.Fabricio
- Congrats about the baby on the way :)Fabricio
- I have a boy and a girl too, hard to explain how awesome it is.slappy