If you died today...
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- monolith
What would your biggest accomplishment be and would you feel you have lived life to your real potential?
What would people remember about you?
- ********0
large scale farting in 6th grade, more than likely.
- also, better off not asking questions, because the peanut gallery derails the thread *cough********
- also, better off not asking questions, because the peanut gallery derails the thread *cough
- ********0
finding sheng long in street fighter 2
- i_monk0
I collapsed a pocket universe that was threatening to overwrite ours.
- I, for one, am thankful.Continuity
- That's due to your screen name.CyBrainX
- Pupsipu0
I almost made a meme once, now I can't find it.
- Continuity0
I did the right thing, today, and took care of the feelings of someone close to me. And I'm happy I did.
- Ramanisky20
my EPIC turds have stuffed-up every toilet in U.S.
whenever I'm at a friends place, I always make sure to ask if they own a toilet plunger. However this doesn't work on the new toilets with the turbine engine flushers... (Casino's, Hotels etc,,)- that's why you shove a balloon into the drain hole before shitting.mg33
- a balloon? ..
you don't say...Ramanisky2
- capn_ron0
fucking weird. I just got this email and checked out this thread....
MR SAEED AHMED
Dear Friend, As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me,because, I believe everyone will die someday,and am contacting you because I really do need your help and I want you to help me with all your effort and time for just seven to fourteen workings days of your time.I want you to be honest and truthful with me that you will help me with my last wish as a dying man. Please kindly reply if you are really interested in helping me please.
God be with you.
Saeed Ahmed.
- seeessess0
Achieved my potential. Produced one amazing son, and another baby on the way. Isn't that what life is all about?
- it ismonospaced
- better not have a 3rd kid you overpopulating potential achiever.Pupsipu
- only having two.seeessess
- +1 raise a son, build a house, plant a treedrgs
- Done all 3. Am I done then?ETM
- please don't take this the wrong way but is there not more to life than simply reproducing?Kidswift
- by the way seeessess you are two up on anything I have done which is remotely notable :)Kidswift
- I think your wife gets credit for the production part. Let's be fair here. :)monkeyshine
- raising a kid right is what life is all about period. one will never know until he/she has a kid if their own.moldero
- My dream is to have a kid too... even though im gay. I really want to have a son/daughter.. my life will be complete then.Fabricio
- Congrats about the baby on the way :)Fabricio
- I have a boy and a girl too, hard to explain how awesome it is.slappy
- mg330
I'm going to have to say that scrawling LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH in huge letters with a Magnum marker across the inside of a baby changing table in the McDonald's mens bathroom in Pueblo, Colorado is about as great a contribution I've made to society so far, and that was like 13 years ago.
- bohack0
boz'd
- cruddlebub0
i would be the loud one and the one with the rather huge.....tongue
- ********0
no one would ever know, that I am the one guy who saved this planet from evil attacking aliens.
- rybration0
I wouldn't be posting this
- monkeyshine0
not to be debbie downer but...I will.
My best friend's 38 year old sister-in-law died yesterday after being diagnosed with lung cancer a month ago (non-smoker, organic eater, etc.). She left behind a 2 month old and a 2.5 year old. That sucks.
So, when you're done clogging everyone's toilet and lighting your farts, try to make your life worthwhile because it's all very fleeting.
- Sutteklut0
Tits n Asses!
- Get a bronz cast of those while they are still... http://www.bodycast-…Beeswax
- chossy0
My legendary poise and sophistication.
- loool0
I would be remembered as a biggest hater of facebook...
- ukit0
Probably posting in the FMT.... that and locating a lost atomic bomb in a swamp when I was in college.