Things we do for love...
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- mg33
Got an email from my fiance about SIX ONE HOUR TANGO CLASSES.
I do not dance. Repeat: I do not dance.
Stand my ground or give in? Any related stories of your own?
- bulletfactory0
I did "couples yoga" on Valentine's Day.
- kona0
i'll bet you $20 that the most interesting man in the world knows how to tango.
if it were polka classes i'd say no.
- elahon0
Oh, just go. Women love to dance, especially the tango. I took tango lessons with my wife before we were married. We had crazy sex on those nights.
- Maaku0
Stop whining, I just moved to another country for my soon to be wife.
- pinkfloyd0
Interesting as i'm in the same class as your fiance. If you don't sign up, i'll be showing her some moves. Watch out!
- Fax_Benson0
I once went on a pub crawl with my GF on my birthday. To be honest, it wasn't too bad.
- ********0
I was in a bukkake video that thankfully hasn't been released, because my girlfriend fancied the porn star. It was quite surreal.
Beat that!
- watscarabin
- Quick google of said event and I'm now worried it may have been released...********
- The missus was working in a fetish club at the time, and the porn star was a regular.********
- Please tell me you wernt the piggy in the middleMrMackem
- She occasionally filmed on location off hours, and invited us along to see what porn prod was like.********
- lolpinkfloyd
- HAHA fuck sakes Orrin you'll never cease to amaze me!!Projectile
- So we went along just to watch, and all the guys were really shy, so she was just fake masturbating to camera for ages.********
- ages. The missus took me into a cupboard (quite literally a cupboard) and got me 'prepared'********
- Out I trot, awkwardly come on this girls leg then walk off.********
- We've since had a 3-way with the pornstar in question, which was quite hot.********
- After a sneaky look at work, different bukkake video. I'm still in the clear. If you ever see the name 'Malcolm Hung' that's me.********
- my name registered with Playboy********
- wow lolpinkfloyd
- http://www.albinobla…elahon
- Hahahaha... brilliant!goldieboy
- omg, great story!
i love the *cum on some girls leg*, it makes it sound so back alley porn shoot style!Hombre_Lobo
- Hombre_Lobo0
do it.
i did salsa dancing for 3 years, i even taught it. Its fun, teaches you some rhythm and you get to dance with pretty ladies, why not?
- ian0
Just do it you big girls blouse.
- Projectile0
I once watched 50 first dates cos a bitch wanted to. I made her give me a 3-hour gag afterwards, but the bitch got all mad because apparently she didn't want to do that in front of her parents. She claims she was trying to tell me but in my books "gak.. gak.. gak.." does not fucking sound even remotely like "please, sweetie, can we just wait till they've left the room?"
Fucking bitch.
- moniker0
Six foot six he stood on the ground, he weighted 235 pounds
But I saw that giant of a man brought down to his knees by love- Joy Division?mg33
- Cashmoniker
- or Reed depending on your country hipster level.moniker
- im one inch off this description.
someone write a song about me?Hombre_Lobo
- SteveJobs0
it takes two to tango... duh
- autoflavour0
does she do activities with you that only you want to do?
- TheeOtherJuan0
Take advantage of this an go do something you like with her.
- plash0
never miss an opportunity to show your girl you're willing to make a jack of yourself .. she'll love it.
- mg330
It's more about recognizing points of failure in my life, and dancing is one of them. Why draw it out? Better to stop my suffering.
- anyone can learn to dance.
FACT.Hombre_Lobo - except paraplegics, i suppose.Hombre_Lobo
- anyone can learn to dance.
- OBBTKN0
I used to dance swinging of the hips with latin music, my wife drives crazy with this... Now i´m trying to learn traditional basque dancing, obviously with a black beret on head ;)
- stoplying0
My wife just sent me this, telling me she's gonna "get this deal"