Best overheard phrase
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- babaganush0
Bloke: always thought you look like Courtney Cox
Girl: Piss off!!
Bloke: What's up? She's gorgeous
Girl: Eh!? That minter who went out with Kurt Cobain?!
Bloke: Nooooo! The girl from friends
Girl: Ah...that's alright then...I prefer cocks to love.- Bwahahahah!!!
PS My kinda girlNonEntity - did she know what she said?74LEO
- Nope. Wrote 'cocks' to explain the gag really - She literally just meant she was happier being compared to 'Cox' over 'Love'babaganush
- *crestfallenNonEntity
- Bwahahahah!!!
- mydo0
sitting behind two girls on a bus.
"did you break up wiv danny?"
"yeah"
"didn't he stab that girl?"
"yeah"
"is that why you broke up with him"
"naa"end of conversation.
- utopian0
"fixed gears bikes are so fucking cool dude" do you have a smoke?
- Dodecahedron0
"I'm dating this new guy who runs a company... and he's black, so thats good."
- probably good at basketball and can kick your ass.iCanHasQBN
- uncannylikeness0
i was eating lunch one day and overheard two people...
"What's that red stuff you put on french firies?"
"ketchup?"
"yea right ketchup. i forgot."
- Hench0
On the train this morning and the conductor on the loudspeaker thingy says 'May I please remind you that first class is in action on this train and is reserved ONLY for first class ticket holders'
To which a man behind me loudly replies 'Oh get a life you fucking cunt!'
Also, on that same train someones phone rang with the trigger happy TV ringtone and when the guy answered someone else shouted out 'HELLO!!??? YEA I'M ON A TRAIN!''
Fun journey!
- for those who don't know trigger happy TV... http://www.youtube.c…Hench
- raf0
Two guys shopping at a grocery store on an early Saturday afternoon in Dublin, Ireland:
–How are you Peter, you well?
–Nah. Drink sick.
- bjladams0
at the grocery checkout:
-what is this?
-a pear
-hmmm, dont know that one...
-it's a pear, don't you have special training with this sort of thing?
-yeah, but not for these exotic things.
-it's a pear.
- spmitch
I was walking down the street today and I heard someone say the phrase "I encountered the middle class"?