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- Mr_Know0
- Doesn't rain during the summer/Rains way too much during every other season
- Over-inflated real estate property "value"
- Unless you work for the Gov't you're likely not getting paid well.
- Crime
- Traffic- Maryland, Baltimore/DC areaMr_Know
- It rained hard as hell yesterday. And location is the key here.brothernoah
- mikotondria30
* Rednecks
* 500 fast food restaurants serving the same bland soulless piles of brightly colored fatty, stinking, sugary, salty crap piled up till it almost reaches the snouts of the stale, ignorant, beige, talk-radio-infected pseudo-christian masses who lumber out of the oversized vehicles that they cannot drive properly
* 6-10 hour drive to full-size 21st Century city
* Shit-eating old conservative fuck-faces on the local radio constantly rehashing the same old tired repuglycan talking-points, unless one of them dares to - 'hell, just say what we're all thinking...' - they're 'not racist, but'..mindlessly ignorant, evil-mouthed cock-sucking sons-of-bitches and bitches alike, backward, inward-looking self-satisfied, pugnacious, gutless, fearful cancers of people, who pile into the restaurants in (2) and try to start conversations while waiting to be seated that involved the words 'he's ruining this country...', while looking round for black people before 'not being racist but...', fake fucking cowboy inbred, spiteful, nasty, intolerant, beige-colored people.
* Dangerous, inattentive drivers, the lot.- SW MO.mikotondria3
- Gah damn.kult
- i can feel your hate across the internetd_rek
- but how do you feel? heheOSFA
- State of MiseryiCanHasQBN
- haha, apart from those people, it's a really chilled, cheap, pretty part of the world.., there are cool people here too..Low crime 2.mikotondria3
- Knuckleberry0
Foothill Ranch, Ca
- stupid rich kids
- republican / snooty democrats
- cost of living is way too high
- too quiet
- gated communities (we keep the danger in at my place)- gooood morning dahling. have you seen my grey poupon?iCanHasQBN
- iCanHasQBN0
Someone in Amsterdam, Rotterdam, or Utrecht please chime in.
- Rotterdam is pretty soul-less compared to the other two.Continuity
- scarabin0
los angeles:
• ads on everything within eyeshot
• homelessness
• inept governor
• tagging on every surface
• fuck, i dunnoat least pot is legal and gays can marry
- pseudotsuga0
Vancouver
-ridiculously expensive too own property
-one of the rainiest cities in the world. it's so bad that there will be direct sunshine for months.
-massive homelessness and drug addiction problems
-high crime rate
-hard too find work
- eb60
Mine can be summed up in one word: Oklahoma
- Where the wind comes wipping down the plains? Also, what part? I have a lot of family there.Knuckleberry
- Edmond (OKC) I don't actually mind it. But anyone else that hears Oklahoma usually barfs.eb6
- I second that. OK sucks.avantcore
- plash0
Chicago:
10.5% sales tax
cold winters
my ex..
- instrmntl0
Tenderloin, San Francisco
1. Drug dealers whistling on lookout for cops all day.
2. Homeless people that don't leave until you yell at them and tell them to get the fuck out of your face.
3. All the burrito places suck.
4. Few corner stores offer a good selection, most are ghetto.
5. Because it's been labeled a shopping district so that the streets get cleaned every night, there is no residential parking/stickers, and meters everywhere.**** Bonus 6. Anyone that smokes and walks past you while smoking will try to bum a smoke from you. I always direct them to the liquor store.
- kult0
Needs more international!
- OSFA0
yo kult! u got mail son...
- megE0
Toronto
a 6th • poor public transit system
- Douglas0
nyc
-everything sells out, or fills up with comped tickets to people who could give a shit.
-you have to yell at people sometimes to get things to happen.
-hard to find good asian food without trekking to Queens.
-car gets broken into a lot and mechanics always try to take advantage of the yearly inspection.
-weekends are flooded with tourists and people from Jersey/LongIsland.
- nadanada0
boulder, colorado
- rich former hippie soccer moms with too much time and money...
- everyone is always talking about fucking quinoa
- everyone thinks they are training for the olympics
- no gay bars (this is obviously a personal pet peeve, as i have to drive to denver to get my gay on)
- an overactive planning commish means that every. single. building. looks exactly the same. don't try and be an architect here - you'll end up filing plans for something you don't remember designing... because the city designed it for you.- try london. all fucking houses the same. if you are drunk you may end up at your neighbour's...maikel
- pillhead0
To many Chavs
- zenmasterfoo0
Reston, VA (30 minutes south of DC)
1) Abuse of small government powers to push green areas into development will eventually ruin my town's appeal.
2) Influx of undocumented lower class workers to very small, segregated areas of the town have created a violent, crime-ridden area that threatens to move into the rest of the town. Unchecked for years, the police have recently created the first crime unit ever to combat gang violence.
3) The trend is towards higher end storefronts/homes and less towards maintaining a standard of living to be proud of.
4) Too expensive
5) Traffic congestion has become overwhelming.
- NickInfozure0
5 reasons to not live in Chislehurst Kent/SE London
• Full of "New Money".
• Lots of hills.
• Terrible planning rules.
• Random lost scumbags from surrounding areas.
• Obscenely expensive to buy property.
- bulletfactory0
Hmm - only been in NYC for one week - I'll have to get back to you on this.
- i hated everything about it for the first 6months.Douglas
- monkeyshine0
Seattle
- lots of gray mixed with sun
- downtown is not that pretty...lots of ugly buildings
- interstate splits city...poor urban planning
- traffic congestion is absurd for the size of city
- lots of homeless people
- people seem more friendly than they actually areOn the other hand, it's really beautiful; mountains everywhere (when you can see them!). When my East Coast friends were belly aching about the 104 degree heat wave, I was quite comfortable.
- dMullins0
• Rednecks
• Bible Thumpers
• Can't buy liquor on Sundays.
• Can't find good weed anywhere.
• Fatties.- I am in Greensboro, North Carolina, but this assessment applies for anywhere in NC.dMullins
- as if jesus only pokes his head in to check on us on Sundays? whats that about. weird man.iCanHasQBN
- It's Bible-belt bullshit.dMullins