Get some new words
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- SteveJobs0
any company that purports to offer 'solutions' of any kind. buh-by.
- NonEntity0
Co-workers instead of colleagues still annoys somehow
- brandon_phillip0
"enterprise grade" also gives me heart burn. My response is usually - "oh yeah? I have seen enterprise shit blow up too. But its usually the guys with two paper clips and a rubber band that make work 99.9% of the time." So the small guy usually always gets my business because they work hard, build top notch shit and are just happier people.
- moldero1
"you must find a solution"
Fuck you bitch, you wanted the management position of a job you can't even do yourself, you find it.
- moldero1
"Essentially" I hate that shit
- doesnotexist1
i hate reading any text when I'm looking through a portfolio. always seems too heady and obtuse. not to mention after reading it, i glean nothing more from the work and probably like it less.
- moldero1
this thread makes me miss being the pissed off guy working at an agency surrounded by uncreative fucks who try to flex their intellect with unnecessary words/corporate speak because they are in a field where creativity is important, for some weird reason.
you can always spot the less creative creatives when they use corporate speak.- right, I prefer the ones that almost don't say anythingdoesnotexist
- Almost like when non-creatives try to speak intelligently about creative process, end result, etc.brandon_phillip
- moldero1
a. "I appreciate your input but essentially we need to think outside the box"
same as:
b. "That idea fuckin sucks nigga"
- i_monk1
It's a doggy dog world.
- c'mon bulletfactoryi_monk
- Innit "Dog eat Dog"??MHDC
- not according to snoop. :)bulletfactory
- PublicVoice1
"I'm loving this_____"
"I'm loving the _____"
"Yikes" (Especially when used by college-educated adults.)
"Cool" (Ditto)
"Very cool"(Ditto)
"Ditto" Ha. Beat ya to it!
- CyBrainX1
Where does this "live"?
Anti-hipster obsession to the point that everyone should be a drone.
All of the acronyms used in ad agencies. They all have their own. They're all meant to exclude those "not in the know" who actually like the English language.Speaking of the English language: Stop using apostrophes for plural. I'm talking to you New York Times.
- Continuity1
A PM I worked with years ago often said, 'That's not a hill you want to die on,' as opposed to 'pick your battles'. Both got old very quickly.
- meffid1
"OMG who designed this WP theme?"
"Squirt"
"F*cken Amateurs"
- dskz1
Shameless self-promo has been around forever, 1950's talkshows at least...
- meffid1
"Can I have a ffffound invite"
- meffid1
"Buy cheap Air Ma..."
- inteliboy0
"cloud specialists"
"seeyou in the cloud"
"put it up on the cloud"
etc etcits called the fucking INTERNET.
- Haha so true!!
Well said mate. They need to stfu and stop saying cloud.Hombre_Lobo
- Haha so true!!
- Raniator1
WELCOME
ABOARD
SPAMMER
- i_monk1
"www."
I see this in your URL on your ad and I think 'whoever runs this company thinks it's 1996'.