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- Projectile0
i am so sick of heating about the royal wedding!! i am thinking about releasing maddy just to shut the fuckers up!
- Projectile0
For Sale: 1 'welcome home safe and sound' banner. Contact: New Zealand Coal Board.
- scarabin0
what do you say to a woman with no arms or legs?
"nice tits, bitch"
- drgs-1
Allah is the true god because the universe started with a big bang
- BusterBoy0
Worried about my Japanese friend following the recent natural disaster, I tried his mobile and - miraculously - I got through - I must say... I was surprised to hear him going on about a massive increase in jobs being created in Japan...something about a "new career explosion"?
- bliznutty0
Any proof that women were made to cook?
Well, they do have milk and eggs!
- mg330
How do you get a fat girl into bed?
- JG_LB0
"I've never had an abortion, but I've been to a few."
- georgesIII0
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford
"The materials we put into our stomach should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But... There is one thing that is the more dangerous to all us and most of us have had it, or will have it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake".
- johnny_wobble0
this kid comes home and asks his mom, "why do i have the biggest dick in 3rd grade? is it 'cause i'm black?"
mom says, "no son, it's 'cause you're 15."
- had to take my calculator and do a multiplication ;PGeorgesII
- cannonball19780
What's the best thing about raping a retard?
You get a hug after.
- popfodders0
Who is the best jewish cook?
- toodee0
How do you get a gay man to shag a woman?
Shit in an a cunt.
- It's the way you tell 'em!comicsans
- hhaha @ comicsanskingsteven
- Sep0
what's the difference between a bike and a black guy?
A bike doesn't sing the blues when you put chains around it....
- GeorgesII0
...I haven't seen that many cherries in one place since the Justin Bieber concert.
- HAHAHAHAAAA oooooh nasteh!!Projectile
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