Jokes in poor taste...
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- cruddlebub0
i lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night....
i wanted my first time to be special.
- meffid0
Bump ^ Look at my joke.
- GeorgesII0
A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."
The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.
The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, i pick the scabs."
- BusterBoy0
In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.
In 1873 Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
- BusterBoy0
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut".
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"
Sally replied, "No... salty!"
- scarabin9
what's the difference between a joke and six dicks?
your mom can't take a joke
- cruddlebub0
has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a peadophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?
- autoflavour0
Drinking non alcoholic beer is like licking out your sister........
It tastes the same but it just aint right!
- GeorgesII0
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt
- BusterBoy1
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
- Eighty0
How do you get a gay Austrailian to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
- Raniator0
Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A. Christopher Walken
- briareos0
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
A: i don't cum on my pizza before i eat it
- oh, wow. i am sure the FBI will be tracking your IP address for that one.capn_ron
- wow.bigtrick
- hahahascarabin
- one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life. Well done.mikotondria3
- and we have a winner folks!
bliznutty
- glitchsbrew0
heard this from tosh the other night....
What similarity do butt sex and spinach share?
- ?moldero
- when forced as a child to have, you can never enjoy as an adult.glitchsbrew
- LOLmoldero
- timeline....first 2 or 3 pagesMaaku
- dasohr0
Two cannibals eating a clown.
Says one to the other:
"This taste funny to you?"
- Miguex0
Why does Stevie Wonder laughs when he is singing?
A>>>>>>- >>>>>>Miguex
- Cause he doesn't know he is blackMiguex
- I loled, reminded me of Dave Chapelle skit with the black kkkgeorgesIII
- dasohr0
Ever see Stevie Wonder's house?
Neither has he...
- Whats the fastest thing on land?mikotondria3
- Stevie Wonder's speedboat.mikotondria3
- loliCanHasQBN