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- goldieboy0
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...goldieboy
- One was the first to walk on the moon and the other used to fuck little boys up the assgoldieboy
- hahahahahahahaHemogoblin
- HAHAHAjanne76
- Hemogoblin0
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don't watch the same movies.
- Hemogoblin0
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hemogoblin
- If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.Hemogoblin
- sooo good...soo bad.tasty
- that's a great one. committed to memory.mg33
- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH...Miguex
- oh my god I'm dying here hahaMiguex
- hahahaha jesusbigtrick
- IM CALLLING LAW AND ORDER SVU ON THIS ONE. LAWL.dMullins
- Winner winnerminigreek
- epigraph0
knock knock
who's there?
Little boy blue
little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson
- whatsup0
that's our word... you can't use that word
- tasty0
A boy walks in on his mother in the bath tub:
boy: "Mommy what's that?" (pointing at her vagina)
mom: "umm, that's mommy's wash cloth..."
boy: "Is it a fresh one? Because I saw the maid washing daddy's face wit hthat last night"
- tasty0
Why can't barbie get pregnant?
- mg330
One Friday, a teacher announces to his 4th-grade class that they can have Monday off if they can answer a question. They all excitedly await the question.
The teacher asks, "How many stars are there in the sky?" The kids groan in disappointment.
The next Friday, the teacher makes the same announcement. The kids are skeptical, but still excited.
"How many grains of sand are there in the world?" he asks. The kids are bummed out again.
That weekend, Little Johnny takes two golf balls and covers them with black paint. When the teacher makes the same announcement again the following Friday, Johnny rolls them up to the front of the classroom.
"All right," says the teacher, "Who's the comedian with the black balls?"
"Eddie Murphy," says Johnny. "See you Tuesday."
- elahon0
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'
Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
- elahon0
A man and a boy are walking through the woods at night. An owl hoots, and the boy jumps nervously.
The man says "What are you scared for, I've got to walk out of here alone."
- elahon0
^--- This is in every joke thread on QBN, about 5 times.
- monNom0
what's the difference between jam and marmalade?
>>>>>
- elahon0
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
- hahahHemogoblin
- bhwhahahahaahMiguex
- haha what the fuck!bigtrick
- elahon0
What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
The Conga Line at a nursing home!
- elahon0
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
- elahon0
Why do women have legs?
Did you ever see the trail of slime a snail makes?